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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
MS Paint drawing of a streaming service player shrinking the credits of a show/movie to present an advertisement for something else. 

(Credits for show/movie you loved that you let play out while you think about what you just saw)

LALA STUPID LAND ADVENTURE (STREAMING SERVICE ORIGINAL) THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT - SEASON 2

GET READY, THIS IS GONNA AUTOPLAY IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE HOPE WE'RE NOT UNDERCUTTING THE EMOTIONS YOU'RE FEELING FROM THE LAST THING YOU WERE WATCHING. CONSUME MEDIA! CONSUME MORE CONTENT!
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Flamingo @flamingopunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
rotund #fireemblem #FE万紫千紅
eshmel but as a round bird orb
a borb
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𝐕𝐀𝐋. @valliuhm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
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ZED @zedsabre.smallbird.social · 07/10/2026
anyways, reminds myself i'm allowed to post garbage doodles here #fefw
a very rough face doodle of leda from fire emblem fortune's weave looking unhinged
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Anne ☕ @anneapocalypse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We shouldn't ruin a person's life over one mistake" okay, not entirely invalid sentiment in and of itself. I would like to see this practiced so ardently when a trans woman says something stupid online.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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ryan 🤙 ballistic piss @detectiveroboryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my parents were big dnd nerds and showed me and my siblings the dnd cartoon from the 80s when we were kids. the nightwalker episode legit gave me nightmares
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ryan 🤙 ballistic piss @detectiveroboryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i keep reading/processing vihuela as vuvuzela. i cant even blame dyslexia for that one i'm just stupid
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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SENranx @senranx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ #fanart ] don't forget oct 3
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/10/2026
Doing this the week after Twitter artists just put out artwork of Wumpus in the brazen bull is funny to say the least
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(OFFLINE <3) Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21/10/2024
kotaku.com/discord-foru...
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is genuinely so fucking funny that every other playable character is varying shades of murderously insane and capricious while cai spends the entire game like this
Good things are good.
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ryan 🤙 ballistic piss @detectiveroboryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes i reposted 5 adhd memes in a row yes i'm having a normal one. we exist
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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♔· aquaxtic @aquaxtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leda!!! #fefw
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FE3H all roses have thorns 🌹
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[said like a fire emblem character whos about to do a critical hit] jerk your worthless penis and perish!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Astral | comms open @astralblooming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I support womens rights and wrongs #fireemblem
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone in this damn game for some reason: hey bird... is it OK for me to be divorced? am i a bad person for being divorced Eshmel:
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Tactician-in-green 🌼 CEO of Eliwood x Tactician @manadraws.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If Aurora and Castor really are lovers I hope they're like Granmamare and Fujimoto from Ponyo [ #FireEmblem #FEFW ]
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming
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Jay 🔞 @jael-dub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
leda/aswan/bertrand in 12th night... ledaswanbert / #fefw #FE万紫千紅
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 22/09/2026
everyone wants to tell artists what to do and i wish we could shift to telling audiences what to do sometimes. if you liked webcomics that were on tapas, follow somewhere else. learn to use RSS. don't let the seamlessness of apps turn your brain into soup. you can change your habits
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
haha girl noooo don’t listen to the voices you are sooo sexy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the lesbians are in a cg cutscene i repeat the lesbians are in a cg cutscene ‼️
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Elpis 💙 FE8 plushies soon @elpisofhope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't believe her naivete, she already murdered 3 men.
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galette 🦇 vgen @galetitta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Rose of Caelus, Leda 🌹🎶 #pixelart #FireEmblem
Pixel fan art illustration of Leda from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
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ysyk @0000ysyk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
leda again!! :] (fire emblem fortune's weave) #FE万紫千紅 #FireEmblem #Art #DigitalArt
leda from fire emblem fortune's weave
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
recreationaldivorce
9am: i can't wait till bedtime

10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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Kate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece!
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