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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙

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#ENVtuber, if you really squint at it 🔞/ water fairy detective, DetectiveNeptune on Twitch & YT/ I play games. I might also create things. queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 6h
my creative endeavours lately
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of traditional, hot, and dogs.
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this is not lukewarm, this is lukecold.
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 17h
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not asking politely anymore. it's October, bro. get your shit together and read Umineko
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the simplicity and joy of a tomato-based dish atop a beautiful pillow of white rice... exquisite
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am going to fuckinj explode
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Tapling: Queer Zines 🏳️‍🌈 @taplingzines.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you again for helping us fund this trans joy book on Kickstarter! 🏳️‍⚧️ We still have some exciting stretch goals we'd love to reach, including decorated inside cover pages and digital translations. We're only 140€ away from the first one, so please share! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tap...
A bright green graphic with a digital mockup of the Moments of Euphoria book cover laid flat to show the front and back covers. The design shows a trans Filipino friend group with lots of small details and embellishments that give it a scrapbook sort of vibe. Text on the graphic reads, "Upcoming stretch goals! 10k euros: decorated inside covers. 15k euros: digital translations into 3 languages."
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/09/2025
I actually come from long line of dead people
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it is incredibly fucked up that the UK government and police consider it a much worse crime to wear a t-shirt or wave a placard with 'palestine action' on it than to block ports and attack lifeboats
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🏳️‍⚧️ Helix @helix.midwestspeedfest.com · 21/09/2026
straight up "remembering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My 21st night of September.
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my cute Strange Planet pin that I got directly from Nathan at a con got broken today, and, truly, this might be my thirteenth reason
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Syster B @systerb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wtf is this timeline
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The EU Kids Act will make private servers illegal as it stands now. Read up on the Act yourself: hub.edri.org/index.php/s/... Contact your MEPs, tell them to scuttle this bill, and sign the Stop Killing Internet Initiative to ensure the protection of our digital spaces: eci.ec.europa.eu/066/public
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is this anything
wonderful time to be an attention farmer bot of US politics online. you type out something like "why are we talking about RESIDENT EVIL and not about how PRESIDENT EVIL!! share if you agree!", then you enjoy the 5k likes & don't do anything else
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
extremely emotional about this
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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BIRDIE @curlylarryand.moe · 01/09/2026
We need less generative AI and more penetrative gay guy
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Please share your feedback on how genAI destroys the livelihoods of artists on the official EU website. You can do so even if you're not an EU citizen. We have to be loud so the change will come, and practice shoes that voicing hatred towards genAI works ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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ines 💥 semi-wristed @inesvisual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i miss my own ocs. what are those little guys up to. they should call me
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Knuckle tats: G O O D S O U P
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the autumn has come, and so I am consumed by the need to pickle and marinate things. Which sucks, because I don't have skills for pasteurization and sealing of jars
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And you have never played Umineko
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
why is bagel the most perfect form of bread
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there's a pretty simple connection here 1. humans become good at what they practice doing 2. outsourcing to an AI or even other people, means you have stopped doing the thing 3. if you stop doing the thing, you will stop improving, and, long term, get worse at it (cont.)
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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Sixaxis @sixaxis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 23/08/2026
Here is the GFM:
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund, organized by Jingna Zhang
Cara is an artist and social platform built by a small group of volunteers to gi… Jingna Zhang needs your support for Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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saturn @mystery.systems · 17/08/2026
Philomena Cunk hastily recolored to look like Evangeline Morgan from "of the Devil".
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Steve Harvey presents the Miss Universe awards on stage, standing in front of bright lights and a lineup of Miss Universe contestants from different countries. Steve, reading from a card, says, “the new Miss Universe is…” Panel 2: “Xugrulon Prime!” A tearful alien is bestowed with a crown and bouquet of flowers as confetti falls around her. Panel 3: back home on xugrulon prime, her family proudly celebrates in front of their TV set. Two of them embrace, another is taking a video on their phone, and a little larval baby with a pacifier sits among them.
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Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Fairy 💙 @detectiveneptune.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
not proud of the person I become when the household is out of mayonnaise
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Sapling 🌱 @sacredsapling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah it looks like there’s a designated loophole for small businesses! bsky.app/profile/sacr... Their intent was specifically to avoid burdening small businesses with administrative paperwork.
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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 02/07/2026
media literacy is all about finding a balance between critical thinking and surface level enjoyment. too much surface level enjoyment and u become a chud excusing horrible things. too much critical thinking and ull be grasping at straws and will never enjoy any piece of art for the rest of ur life
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Geo @geoh-no.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
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