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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

one of the only good byu things is no frats. frat boy types still find each other and make little cliques but the lack of an approving institution/housing is an improvement (however minor)

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“imagine the LLM is a cop and describe whatever happens the way you would if a cop did it”

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

lord, please give me the confidence of the president of the united states

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

When I was a Boy Scout they used to tell us the number one thing was to leave the campsite better than it was when you found it. So that it looked like no one had ever even been there.

I had been being so good
I had been being so good. Everyone talked about that.
How good I had been being. They got me by the balls
soon enough though. I got myself by my own balls.
You can picture what I’m saying. Turns out my organs
are bad. Liver being the headliner. Not working
right anymore the guy said. In terms of functioning.
Filtering out certain chemicals and toxins and the rest.
Whatever else they told me it does. Put it down to all
of that business with the whisky. My ex-doctor told
me this was coming up the pipe sooner or later years
ago. My ex-wife too. I told them both to kiss my ass.
Not literally but in so many words you know? Wives
and doctors know you better than you know yourself.
Have certain data that you do not have access to. Can’t
be bothered to read rather. I never really believed that
later was an actual place I’d ever have to live in. Later
was the goddamn moon. Something to contemplate in
the dark and then avert your eyes. Frankly I had been
counting on them having sorted this whole pickle out
by the time it mattered for real people i.e. me. Then
the thing with the scientific funding and the takeover
of the universities. When I was a child I thought we
were well on our way to flying cars someday so this
was just another in a series of bad predictions on my
part. Did George Jetson or any of those guys drink
scotch now that I think of it? Maybe press a button
and it comes out of a little chute on the wall. Some
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robot bartender being a wiseass. I do not remember
correctly. I know they had that one bar in Star Wars. I
don’t remember so many things anymore. For already
stated reasons. I don’t even remember why I needed
poisoning this badly to begin with. I never wanted to
die I promise you. I always wished to live an average
life I just needed some other surrogate guy to do the
bulk of it on my behalf. Then pass the baton of my
soul back off to me when it was my turn to sprint the
final lap. When I was a Boy Scout they used to tell us
the …

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

coffee-drinking nerds moaning about how bad smoking smells is hilarious. that shit smells awful to me and i’ve burned most of my olfactory cells out by smoking. i got yelled at for smoking outside near a stinky dumpster in santa monica. grow up. you breathe smog all day. let me die in peace

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

metaposting should make you ineligible to post for at least a week (this post counts)

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

what if keeping your car idling 24/7 could draw mpreg spidermen who use autocorrect to pretend to be your boyfriend

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

really bummed about kaleb horton. what a loss.

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

bluesky is the only place people with masters degrees post stuff like this

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

FINALLY, THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP HAS ARRIVED

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

just realized that three body problem is just 'what if you made a whole tv show just out of the jeff goldblum part at the beginning of independence day'

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

unforch retrofitting every car built in the past with a speed governor or outlawing old cars would be some of the worst possible things to do if you care about climate change

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

‘spending massive amounts of compute on making content with an audience of one’ is the kind of genius idea that only the true chosen ones could come up with

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

‘everyone should subject themselves to stupid propaganda made to anger and engage them’ is such a funny idea taken seriously. i am not immune to propaganda. i’m not going on the propaganda site

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 09/07/2025

groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

universal programs are a public good in se! there is a ton of research and writing on administrative burden and programmatic universalism that directly opposes these positions and isn’t appearing in The News. there’s a reason for that and it’s not a good faith policy disagreement

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

gotta come up with a different word than ratfucking for whatever this is. crabfucking?

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

if you follow me and you follow 10x more people than follow you i’m gonna block you. no question

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

No one here thinks Bluesky is good we just think it is better than every other social media site which are all in a 200 website last place tie for “worst website not currently being investigated by Interpol”

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

why would you not punish use of the plagiarism machine as plagiarism. you didn’t write it in your own words or cite the source it’s an academic integrity office issue?

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

LLMs: What If Your Dog Could Tell You His Opinion About Stuff? Now Mandatory Everywhere You Type Or Read Text!

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

they all wanna be jf sebastian

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The health and wellness team invites you to take advantage of our mental health benefits, including our tax advantaged cigarette account. A cig break every hour has been shown to increase productivity and collaboration.

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

the ten most dangerous words in the english language are “there oughta be another law about something that’s already illegal”

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

now just gonna say ‘i’m one reddit user on this one’ to bad posts

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

llms are built on the assumption that language asymptotically approaches coherence rather than asymptotically approaching nonsense

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

people discovering why ‘go back to gbs’ is an insult on Here right now

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

is bluesky the closest thing we’ll get to the return of google reader?

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

i kicked the stove last night and made my toe bleed. left bloody toeprints all over the house before i realized, but this morning the dog licked up all the toeprints. it was blood for the blood dog

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

being 38 (on bluesky) means the cheers theme really hits you emotionally

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

my theory that the world runs exclusively on - spite - nepotism - impressing women remains undefeated

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

this bot is the perfect example of how difficult it is to implement programmatic policy. the range of accepted/rejected is absolutely massive and obviously depends on the bureucrat reviewer and their mood

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

the two things im tryin to get in 💯

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

damn i didnt know french had a fancy sounding word for ‘tryhard’

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

camaradas brasileiros, bem-vindos. todo mundo aqui tem 38 anos

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

looks like he brought a sack lunch, smart

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

*coming into contact with reality* ouch! oof! ouch! ouch! ungh! o

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

democrats realizing ‘guys you don’t particularly gotta care about’ is a winning ticket is huge for them

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 31/07/2024

I love my electric sponge that spends all day yelling at me

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

acting like a change from .8% to 1% probability of immune disorder means that an ordinary case of covid ‘does cause’ immune harm is truly out of this world level stupid. propensity score matching does not allow this to be interpreted as a substantively significant result.

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⬛️ @dessertrat.bsky.social · 27/06/2024

always hilarious when they put the ‘don’t flush sanitary napkins or tampons’ sign above the toilet. do plumbers think that people flushing that stuff are standing up and looking at the wall when they do it

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