Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1hMy ★½ review of Knock Knock (2015) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gHruYf)boxd.itA ★½ review of Knock Knock (2015)This is like if Hard Candy had no sauce and no guts. I didn't expect much, given that it's an Eli Roth joint, but damn, this SUCKS. It's not scary, nor is it funny, and it doesn't really even abide by... 000
Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 8hthis can be the Future of all art 31253240
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 14hWhat if Netflix just started making straight-up porn 200
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 15hOssoff is definitely not listening to Yglesias/Klein/PodSave reactionary centrist crowd, he does not think his marginal voter is a white-supremacist, and that is what makes him such an attractive candidate to the vast majority of US who are not white-supremacists. 503523603
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16hDavid Ellison is so evil that he tried to bring Louie from Pikmin on as an advisor by promising him bountiful feasts beyond his imagination and even Louie was like "No thanks, I prefer my food to be ethically sourced" even though that's a lie and he will eat anything 040
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16hI think that the moment we should have all realized the US was fucked beyond repair was when Cash4Gold dot com had a commercial air during the Super Bowl. 030
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 17hI'm not familiar with Jeff Cannonball's work but it seems like he was yet another wrestler who nobody had a bad word to say about. Why does this keep happening? 010
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorRosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 22hPlease help Eli make his insurance payments! If it’s hit y’all get six more hours of Tales of Symphonia streams! 112
Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorgoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 17hThe main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 272014422
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 17hSensibly chuckling imagining the amount of processing power that it would take to make this utter fantasy even partially real, these people don't even understand the shitty technology they're trying to force on us. That's not even getting into the fact that all his "ideas" suck. 241
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17hThis is a lie, and it's a lie they've been telling since the 1950s. They push the story that technology will give the white-collar populace 4 or even 3-day work weeks, but that never materializes. 5-day work weeks with exponentially greater output expectations does. 2599187
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 18hThe future as imagined by men lacking the vital spark, who see no value in others' lives, who cannot envision the internalities of anyone unlike them, and who truly believe that everyone wants life to be an endless parade of flattery and yes-men just as they do. 161041208
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 19hI would say that people need to start drawing gore of "Malfoid" like they are with Wumpus if I wasn't sure the people making and spreading uniroic "Malfoid" art would get off on that too. 110
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 20hMy ★★★½ review of Onslaught (2026) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gGM7WX)boxd.itA ★★★½ review of Onslaught (2026)Solid, but way too short. I feel like too much time is spent on the set-up, resulting in the big showdown at the trailer park being over before you know it. The final duel in particular is OBSCENELY s... 100
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 22hMy ★★★★ review of Magadheera (2009) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gGHP1r)boxd.itA ★★★★ review of Magadheera (2009)The deranged kind of high-octane action nonsense that you'd expect from a Rajamouli joint. Sure, not all of the CGI is great, and sure, a few of the song-and-dance numbers are extrenuous, but when thi... 100
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My ★★★ review of Haunt (2019) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gGBcCL)boxd.itA ★★★ review of Haunt (2019)Hey, not bad! A simple premise with solid execution. It's not deep, but it's not trying to be, it's just a slasher movie where some young people get trapped in a deadly Halloween haunted house. Someti... 100
Reposted by Desperado D. Mayordon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they call them pair of medics of because it takes two of them to hup hup hup an injured person away from the accident 0203
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Well, the name of the account is Yanking Crank Anonymous and it only has three followers, but it has a paid-for blue checkmark so who's to say if this is fake or not?" 010
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I was a joke "news" account on Twitter I would post shit like "Avengers: Doomsday has been delayed until 2029 so that the Fine Bros can be edited into every shot" and cite Deadline as my source and just watch and see how many people assume I must be telling the truth. 130
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am fascinated by how The Secret Agent is a perfect companion piece to I'm Still Here from a year prior. Both are about the same period in history but have opposite themes, ISH being about the lasting power of memory and Secret Agent being about having memories stolen from you. 130
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BREAKING: CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SHOT TO DEATH AT UTAH VALLEY UNIVERSITY 031
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorEric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment. 532002511
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorSig 👻 @shigufever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026DEEKAY... you big bumbling BABOON! i told yas before! no walking in on me when i'm fantasizing about king kuh-rool circumcising me! get the hell OUT of here you stinkin' ape!!!! 21910
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW 3444281459
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You should go and see it now if you can, it needs support. 000
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's fucking incredible from every possible standpoint, people are just mad because it decries the practice of "consumption as activism". 120
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Digger is not a Megalopolis situation, it's a Babylon situation where an obviously fantastic movie came out and for some reason critics and audiences couldn't get their heads around it. 341
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My ★★★★½ review of Psycho II (1983) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gFXI7v)boxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Psycho II (1983)I can't believe that this is anything other than completely terrible, let alone pretty fucking fantastic. The film manages to thrive in spite of being a sequel to one of the best and most famous horro... 130
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My ★★★★★ review of New World (2013) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gFR7Kt)boxd.itA ★★★★★ review of New World (2013)Infernal Affairs meets The Godfather, with everything that that implies. This is one of the finest gangster films I've ever seen, because it embodies a simple truth: we create what destroys us. The br... 100
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My ★★ review of Unabomber (2026) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gFKQTB)boxd.itA ★★ review of Unabomber (2026)Dull and uninteresting, a crazy thing to say about a movie about the Unabomber, yet somehow still true. Feels no different from your usual Netflix true crime faire. The acting's fine, at least. That o... 100
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My new movie is named Cocktor Doolittle, it's about a guy who can have sex with any animal, he gets arrested fifteen minutes in and the rest of the movie is a shot-for-shot remake of 8 Mile with Timothee Chalamet in the Eminem role. 010
Reposted by Desperado D. Mayormoth ₊☽ ཐི༏ཋྀ ☾₊ @moth-grill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The kiss v2 #splatoon #pearlina 15826
Reposted by Desperado D. Mayorfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither 221731376
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It kicks ass that Mark Davis and Jake Doyle are just called that and thrive anyway, knowing that if they got poached by the fed they'd be called some shit like Domingo Pressburger and Horatio Salinger. 041
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorWinters @lucyelise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hi everyone we’ve gotten the horrible news today that BoneFigure, a beloved local Tekken player/TO, has been detained by border patrol on his way back from First Attack. this has been set this up to help cover legal fees, please share around and donate if you can 💔 www.gofundme.com/f/daury-baez...gofundme.comDonate to Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained, organized by Brianna NilHello. This is an emergency fund coming from Boston Tekken … Brianna Nil needs your support for Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained 2238365
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorCarro1001🇧🇷 🔞 @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026this video is so comforting i love roingus 362921755
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorIt's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"The defendants union may be the first effort of its kind in the modern history of political protest in the US..." Follow, boost, and support the folks at @nspm7union.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump 2.0 is targeting US protesters with ‘antifa’ charges. Activists started a union to fight backNSPM-7 Defendants Union plans to offer legal clinics, media training and more to people facing prosecution for protest 3525258
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It would have been so easy for Davis to fall by the wayside with his former partner Fletcher being a top guy in the making, but no, he's stuck around and consistently gets opportunities to prove himself. He and Fletcher are even in the same stable! 030
Reposted by Desperado D. MayorFanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Poor Kofi too used to wrestling guys like the Miz so wasn't sure Bandido would actually catch him on that crossbody lol 115720
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn't THINK that Kofi and Creed would be Miro-esque self-marks who would refuse to do jobs to homegrown AEW guys but it's nice to have solid confirmation. 070
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Alright, the last of my reservations have dissipated now that it's clear Kofi is a team player. 190
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"The Yellow Wollyhop be having SEX with other Yellow Wollyhops, presumably!" - Olimar if he weren't a very good wildlife biologist 010
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ultimately this is just another example in a long line of this exact same psychotic self-contradictory booking philosophy being employed by WWF. "We're hiring you so nobody else can make money off you, then punishing you for having the audacity to have worked elsewhere first." 192
