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ellis @desir.ee · 27/09/2026
pure. comedy.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
Ours is the most incompetently absurd version of the cyberpunk future.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
tiny www.makeship.com/products/tin...
tiny meowdy sitting in a huge wooden bench
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
meet your new partner: the tiny meowdy keychain! he may be tiny, but he’s ready for the biggest adventures! all this for only $15.99! get yours here: www.makeship.com/products/tin...
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ellis @desir.ee · 10/07/2026
this ac is so loud im starting to hear ice cream truck music in the white noise. it is 12:30am. there better NOT be an ice cream truck out there
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ellis @desir.ee · 08/07/2026
habit breaking by rearranging the icons on my phone so i autopilot click the productive app instead of the app that makes me annoyed within five seconds byeeeeee
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ellis @desir.ee · 07/07/2026
idk why i log into this site anymore y'all are really fucking something
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ellis @desir.ee · 06/07/2026
once again scheming at 3:29am on a school night
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the cat ref
a doodle of a cat dressed as a ref kicking dirt from a football field, on top of it handwritten text reads: “the cat ref”the ref cat is playing with the ball, the text reads: “distracted all the time”the ref cat looks a little chonky, the written text reads: “accepts bribes (treats)”ref cat is taking a bath, with one leg up, written text reads: “doesn’t really care”
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ellis @desir.ee · 05/07/2026
went outside mistake
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As is tradition by now every year
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ellis @desir.ee · 04/07/2026
for maybe two days i was basically on a daytime schedule and then that bitch the sun -
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
BAM! POW! COMICS REFUSES TO GROW UP
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ellis @desir.ee · 03/07/2026
sometimes i find notes i left myself about watchlistthat i find really concerning. but they work bc i am also compelled
gotta be honest, terrified to watch this because feeling my feelings seems unfair
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ellis @desir.ee · 03/07/2026
i see yall are still enjoying your discourse
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you already know what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't need the help. with that said, onwards!
an edited version of the box art for the old computer game Hacker II: The Doomsday Papers. the title now says "Spacetwinks Rec Thread. The Steam Summer Sale 2026 edition". my fursona, a pink kangaroo in goth style clothes, is on the old computer monitor saying "hey man what's up".

at the bottom left on a blue sticker, it says: "Get this, the original boxart here is for a game called Hacker II and the original Hacker game was shipped with literally zero information on how to play, to make it more 'authentic' or w/e. Fucking buck wild, right?"

the activision logo of the time has been replaced by the word 'Kangaroo'.
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ellis @desir.ee · 30/06/2026
will this suck? almost certainly given the showrunner. will i be sat? yes, unfortunately, i will be
variety.com
‘Persona’ Live-Action TV Adaptation in the Works at Netflix, 21 Laps & Story Kitchen to Produce (EXCLUSIVE)
Netflix is developing a live-action series based on the "Persona" video game franchise, Variety has learned from sources.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Love that nobody really wants to talk about the fact that an insurgent group appealing to a supermajority of Americans who don’t feel represented is being opposed by a bunch of hacks who can only talk about how great Wall Street is and their allies who were Republicans a couple of years ago
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ellis @desir.ee · 27/06/2026
cc: @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
[opening up cartoonish trenchcoat] hey, you wanna get a head start on october horror projects
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ellis @desir.ee · 26/06/2026
i really need to find local friends who are functional, considerate, normal adults. like i've had a mortgage, i've built multiple successful careers across different spaces, i've survived a narcissist i don't have the time or patience anymore for arrested development or the low bar it sets
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
today’s specials
a cat inside a margarita, making it a meowgaritaa cosmopolitan with a cat in it, making it a cosmeowpolitana bloody mary with a cat in it, making it a bloody meowry
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ellis @desir.ee · 26/06/2026
i know fanfic is dead as i once knew it bc there is neither a full length character study fic about how ramrowan fell in love with tae-sik across four encounters, nor is there an au fic where they adopt so-mi together and have weird domestic adventures god im literally starving all the time
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ellis @desir.ee · 25/06/2026
real quick, let me point out that you'd be getting an editor who has worked with multiple nyt bestselling authors! get in there get some!
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have to raise $500 more in a week so I can pay rent and I’d rather work for it than post a GFM (though no judgment to those who need to do so). If anyone needs a query or synopsis review, help polishing their writing sample, wants a video call/facetime with an industry pro, etc, please DM me.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
B&N has 25% off preorders with code PREORDER25 and somehow @susanlbridges.bsky.social and i have THREE BOOKS you can preorder right now!? get ‘em! 🩷 Just Another Summer - @maverickogn.bsky.social Star Trek Voyager: Homecoming - @idwpublishing.com Princesses of the DC Universe - @dc.com
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ellis @desir.ee · 25/06/2026
i love that the moment i'm like "maybe it's time for new clients" the universe basically starts stuffing them in a to-go bag for me
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what will it be for you today?
a martini with a cat inside it, making it a catinia mojito with a cat in it, making it a meowjitoa moscow mule with a cat in the foam, making it a moscow mew!
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026
okay fine the truth is his job is to stare at me until i take my meds and then continue to staring after just to be safe @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026
okay fine the truth is his job is to stare at me until i take my meds and then continue to staring after just to be safe @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
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ck stewart @ckayfabe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
don’t talk to me about going to sleep
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ck stewart @ckayfabe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you can’t bitch about the idea that mamdani and his roster are gonna maga the democratic party when you’re part of the wing of the party that invited a nazi tattooed poseur inside. like who’s really doing a maga to the dnc here
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026
no babe, im saying its safe. he cant even get the bottles open. he's just really attentive.
a plushie of poorly drawn cats' cat who was hired to stare at you, a beige cat with enormous eyes and serious expression, sitting in a wicker basket full of prescription medicine bottles. staring at you. daring you to ask.
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026
tdf updating their ticketing platform (allegedly) then completely breaking it (probably with ai, also allegedly, alleged by me) is just really pissing me off bc i pay you money for a membership for these tickets and now your site won't even let me see them
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
binged epikase to try and get to sleep last night. it did not work but it did make me cave and buy myself epik high tickets to their us show. i can't believe it's already been two years since i missed their last NA tour by a single day T_T its happeningggggg
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i’m very excited to share that my work will be featured at The Art House Social in the UK from July 3rd to July 19th!! this is especially meaningful to me because it will be the very first time my original artwork is exhibited and available for purchase in a gallery setting 💅
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
to the center of the city in the night waiting for you
cat wearing oversized joy division shirt
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 23/06/2026
But for real, fuck geese.
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
i know this isn't everyone's experience but if i call you my friend, you're my friend and i like you i will also tell you when i don't like you so there's that and if i like you but i don't like your partner, i'll tell you that, too get really honest friends, it'll help your anxiety
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
putting on the artistic brutal fighting knife scene movie again but trying it first this time bc it did put me right out and then after the knife fight idr making it to the the point where i fell asleep but i did fall asleep
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
I'll take the ramen
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
AI IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT MAKES ME LITERALLY WANT TO HARM SOMETHING you can not say its "a fair bit slower than the bus" when its literally 28 minutes FASTER what is your fucking problem im gonna snap im gonna lose it
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ines 💥 semi-wristed @inesvisual.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
did you know i make graphics for crowdfunding pages? and that the ones i worked on gathered over $1 150 000, some hitting 600% of their goal? and that i'm available for your next crowdfunding project to make it just as successful? email me: inesmozdz@gmail.com inesvisual.com #graphicdesign #ttrpg
a spread of graphics from a Kickstarter page for a board game Kinfire Councila spread of graphics from a Kickstarter page for a board game Uneartha spread of graphics from a Backerkit page for a graphic novel Back to Eartha spread of graphics from a Kickstarter page for a TTRPG book Strigovia
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Andy Walsh @englishscribe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
OPPORTUNITY Remedy- Senior Writer Unaffiliated. Shares welcome emp.jobylon.com/jobs/366796-...
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Senior Writer | Remedy Entertainment
Remedy Entertainment, the creator of Control®, Max Payne®, Alan Wake®, and one of the leading independent game studios in the world, is looking for a Senior Writer to create high-quality gaming experi...
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