ellis @desir.ee · 03/07/2026sometimes i find notes i left myself about watchlistthat i find really concerning. but they work bc i am also compelled 160
ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026no babe, im saying its safe. he cant even get the bottles open. he's just really attentive. 1333
ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026AI IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT MAKES ME LITERALLY WANT TO HARM SOMETHING you can not say its "a fair bit slower than the bus" when its literally 28 minutes FASTER what is your fucking problem im gonna snap im gonna lose it 160
ellis @desir.ee · 11/06/2026i got this mattress in march, waited two weeks to set it up, and then was gone for five weeks so please explain why it suddenly decided to buckle in the single most inconvenient way possible 220
ellis @desir.ee · 28/05/2026yall wanna see the absolutely haunted tapestry hanging above the bed in my accommodation? i think my soul goes in there at night to capture ghosts through a special camera or something. 1192
ellis @desir.ee · 12/05/2026i took my last dose of meds early so i'm off to bed, but before i go -- make sure when you send your ticket you're logged in, or if you're not logged in, make sure you GO TO YOUR EMAIL and click the link to confirm submitting your feedback! 084
ellis @desir.ee · 12/05/2026it's really nice up here btw i can't believe i stayed in my room instead of coming up here each day but recovery is a bitch and the psychic damage of carrying around these drains is worse than the surgery 041
ellis @desir.ee · 11/05/2026when i have to clear the drain that hurts to clear at least i walked early to a nice little cafe and got my steps in for the morning bc i can only deal with clearing it once every 12 hours, it feels like ACID 120
ellis @desir.ee · 08/05/2026idk what's funnier, the memes my friends sent me about my surgery or the doctor telling me i am too skinny (im not???) and trying to feed me nonstop, including putting candy in my mouth the moment i cleared anesthesia and sending me home with a bag of candy 2181
ellis @desir.ee · 24/04/2026i literally saw something similar on reddit when you cant underpay the people shilling you this shit, but you remembered you can still probably underpay people 05412
ellis @desir.ee · 17/04/2026qrt the best pic of your pet mine got scriddled (we were on a road trip and she was yelling at the girl at the taco bell drive-thru) 171
ellis @desir.ee · 08/04/2026every time i pick up korean lessons again it slowly starts infiltrating my devices even when the system language is still english please help i can't learn fast enough!!! 260
ellis @desir.ee · 02/04/2026i keep this in my phone in comic form bc i knew this day would come again 14516
ellis @desir.ee · 16/02/2026"this is the fastest, easiest and most effective way to [task]" but the documentation looks like this 000
ellis @desir.ee · 23/11/2025Where are we? What the hell is going on? The dust has only just begun to fall Crop circles in the carpet Sinking, feeling Spin me 'round again and rub my eyes This can't be happening When busy streets a mess with people Would stop to hold their heads heavy 041
ellis @desir.ee · 23/11/2025i see a lot of suggestive things in places they are not but you're not gonna tell me i'm wrong this time 180
ellis @desir.ee · 09/11/2025me today after seeing evidence all my enemies are suffering and i'm just minding my own business but flourishing 0100
ellis @desir.ee · 23/10/2025i'm SO excited to finally be holding @hleightondickson.bsky.social's SHIP OF SPELLS! i'm so proud of her and also of the final project, my first with all the bells and whistles - including a map! i have a lot of feelings, but they boill to: put this in the louvre where bonaparte's jewels used to be 092
ellis @desir.ee · 13/10/2025nycc is all fun and games and karaoke and happy accidents before i inevitably do something stupid and end up trapped walking in the rain w/o a jacket or umbrella (which is different than the accident that put me in a bougie restaurant 101 floors up) 090
ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2025actually quite thrilling to have moved here in time to vote and also to not rank cuomo 1260
ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2025its unreal that people really use AI systems when this is LITERALLY at the bottom of the screen where you can turn on Gemini? Like? We're so fucking cooked. 214653
ellis @desir.ee · 21/06/2025idk why i always say i want a cake when i really just want these specific cookies any time i want sweets but i have six and i am still not sharing 050
ellis @desir.ee · 24/05/2025of all the account tags on this site, my favorite has to be this very understated one that just labels a person as "rude" 1211
ellis @desir.ee · 24/05/2025lots of this energy this week, tgif bc i just want to lay in bed reading, unless it stops raining, in which case i would like to go for a walk then lay in bed reading 1142