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@desir.ee
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the typos aren't deliberate but not correcting them is views and opinions are yours normal about min yoongi agent at looking glass literary & media i sometimes use this account for work, but this is not a work account

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ellis @desir.ee · 03/07/2026
sometimes i find notes i left myself about watchlistthat i find really concerning. but they work bc i am also compelled
gotta be honest, terrified to watch this because feeling my feelings seems unfair
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ellis @desir.ee · 26/06/2026
me in my rare fanfic corner which is frustratingly barren
forlorn looking dog staring out a car window with what appear tears in his eyes
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/06/2026
no babe, im saying its safe. he cant even get the bottles open. he's just really attentive.
a plushie of poorly drawn cats' cat who was hired to stare at you, a beige cat with enormous eyes and serious expression, sitting in a wicker basket full of prescription medicine bottles. staring at you. daring you to ask.
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2026
AI IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT MAKES ME LITERALLY WANT TO HARM SOMETHING you can not say its "a fair bit slower than the bus" when its literally 28 minutes FASTER what is your fucking problem im gonna snap im gonna lose it
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ellis @desir.ee · 20/06/2026
i literally turned 39 today lmao
mental age 39
"new things are tiring not fun"
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ellis @desir.ee · 11/06/2026
i got this mattress in march, waited two weeks to set it up, and then was gone for five weeks so please explain why it suddenly decided to buckle in the single most inconvenient way possible
just a really messed up bed with s big ass boner lump
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ellis @desir.ee · 30/05/2026
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ellis @desir.ee · 28/05/2026
yall wanna see the absolutely haunted tapestry hanging above the bed in my accommodation? i think my soul goes in there at night to capture ghosts through a special camera or something.
A well lit bedroom space with a tapestry above the bed of an open window facing out over a lake with a leafless tree in the corner. It's got Silent Hill vibes.
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ellis @desir.ee · 22/05/2026
block 'em both
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ellis @desir.ee · 21/05/2026
dbd coded
stream screenshot of my dbd hours played
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ellis @desir.ee · 16/05/2026
this progression is killing me
my man's toastedmy man's seeing godgod has seen my mans
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ellis @desir.ee · 12/05/2026
i took my last dose of meds early so i'm off to bed, but before i go -- make sure when you send your ticket you're logged in, or if you're not logged in, make sure you GO TO YOUR EMAIL and click the link to confirm submitting your feedback!
a screenshot of the email from kickstarter to verify the submission of an anonymous help ticket - this is for people who were not logged in, and until the link is clicked the feedback will not go through!
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ellis @desir.ee · 12/05/2026
IM SO SORRY LITTLE GUYS I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
A screenshot of Pikmin Go where five Pikmin have 107 days and 23 hours remaining on a retrieval quest
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ellis @desir.ee · 12/05/2026
it's really nice up here btw i can't believe i stayed in my room instead of coming up here each day but recovery is a bitch and the psychic damage of carrying around these drains is worse than the surgery
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ellis @desir.ee · 11/05/2026
I'm so tired all the time
University Claims Withholding Water From Nuclear Weapons Data Center Is 'Unlawfully Discriminatory' to Data Centers

Matthew Gault · May 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM

The University promised “to pursue all rights and claims for necessary relief” if a small Michigan community won’t pump water into a data center.
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ellis @desir.ee · 11/05/2026
when i have to clear the drain that hurts to clear at least i walked early to a nice little cafe and got my steps in for the morning bc i can only deal with clearing it once every 12 hours, it feels like ACID
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ellis @desir.ee · 10/05/2026
every argument on social media is like this
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ellis @desir.ee · 08/05/2026
idk what's funnier, the memes my friends sent me about my surgery or the doctor telling me i am too skinny (im not???) and trying to feed me nonstop, including putting candy in my mouth the moment i cleared anesthesia and sending me home with a bag of candy
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/04/2026
i literally saw something similar on reddit when you cant underpay the people shilling you this shit, but you remembered you can still probably underpay people
We just fid an "AI layoff due to rising costs 
Turns out AI is getting way too expensive. We just canceled 5 of our AI subscriptions and hired 2 mid-level devs instead
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ellis @desir.ee · 17/04/2026
qrt the best pic of your pet mine got scriddled (we were on a road trip and she was yelling at the girl at the taco bell drive-thru)
a screaming black cat on a marketing poster from the barbie movie and a caption reading "this barbie is a goblin." the cat does indeed look a bit like a goblin.
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ellis @desir.ee · 09/04/2026
what have i done
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ellis @desir.ee · 08/04/2026
every time i pick up korean lessons again it slowly starts infiltrating my devices even when the system language is still english please help i can't learn fast enough!!!
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ellis @desir.ee · 02/04/2026
i keep this in my phone in comic form bc i knew this day would come again
three panel comic of the first part of the quoted tumblr post

pokemon trainer, holding a gun to a paras: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

paras: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down her face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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ellis @desir.ee · 27/03/2026
worlds collide
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ellis @desir.ee · 12/03/2026
i remembered to take pictures
an unreasonably large breakfast platter to feed one personbeautiful firni donut with crushed pistachios on top
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ellis @desir.ee · 18/02/2026
oh shit new doctor's office time waster
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ellis @desir.ee · 17/02/2026
#that thang got scriddled
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ellis @desir.ee · 16/02/2026
"this is the fastest, easiest and most effective way to [task]" but the documentation looks like this
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ellis @desir.ee · 13/02/2026
no this is me
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ellis @desir.ee · 06/02/2026
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ellis @desir.ee · 05/12/2025
i learned a new thing
a flat crochet piece with the beginning of a snake head silhouette in maroon on white
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/11/2025
Where are we? What the hell is going on? The dust has only just begun to fall Crop circles in the carpet Sinking, feeling Spin me 'round again and rub my eyes This can't be happening When busy streets a mess with people Would stop to hold their heads heavy
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/11/2025
i see a lot of suggestive things in places they are not but you're not gonna tell me i'm wrong this time
an extremely suggestive chandelier with an undeniable penis
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ellis @desir.ee · 09/11/2025
me today after seeing evidence all my enemies are suffering and i'm just minding my own business but flourishing
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/10/2025
i'm SO excited to finally be holding @hleightondickson.bsky.social's SHIP OF SPELLS! i'm so proud of her and also of the final project, my first with all the bells and whistles - including a map! i have a lot of feelings, but they boill to: put this in the louvre where bonaparte's jewels used to be
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ellis @desir.ee · 13/10/2025
nycc is all fun and games and karaoke and happy accidents before i inevitably do something stupid and end up trapped walking in the rain w/o a jacket or umbrella (which is different than the accident that put me in a bougie restaurant 101 floors up)
a sleeping hamster(?) with the text "that was fun, I'm gonna take a 21 hour app now!"
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ellis @desir.ee · 01/10/2025
hey remember when i said i had some changes? ⬇️⬇️
i know this is not the same reach as birdsite, but nevertheless i am here with an announcement: after like 2 years of making my friends and colleagues suffer professionally deadnaming me in public, i am finally  easing their burden so they can take less psychic damage. so:

hi, i'm ellis - nice to (re)meet you regrettably, i still have the same aversion to capitalizing my name as i always have

professionally, my name/credit will be D. Ellis Wilson, since my name is unfortunately also my brand and that's difficult to extricate given my line of work. please don't try to guess what the d. stands for now. even i don't know yet, but it isn't [deadname redacted]. 

okay ily bye
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ellis @desir.ee · 14/09/2025
me just suddenly appearing
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ellis @desir.ee · 01/07/2025
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2025
actually quite thrilling to have moved here in time to vote and also to not rank cuomo
an outdoor selfie of a nonbinary individual with short hair and red-lensed glasses sporting an "i voted early" sticker and giving the peace sign
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ellis @desir.ee · 23/06/2025
its unreal that people really use AI systems when this is LITERALLY at the bottom of the screen where you can turn on Gemini? Like? We're so fucking cooked.
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ellis @desir.ee · 21/06/2025
idk why i always say i want a cake when i really just want these specific cookies any time i want sweets but i have six and i am still not sharing
donut box with six large cookies, like, really big, they take up the entire box
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/05/2025
of all the account tags on this site, my favorite has to be this very understated one that just labels a person as "rude"
a bsky label reading "rude"
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ellis @desir.ee · 24/05/2025
lots of this energy this week, tgif bc i just want to lay in bed reading, unless it stops raining, in which case i would like to go for a walk then lay in bed reading
the classic dril post: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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ellis @desir.ee · 21/05/2025
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ellis @desir.ee · 20/05/2025
pixelmage.substack.com/p/manon-bier... i have never been more tired
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ellis @desir.ee · 18/05/2025
i have been clocked by this quiz and i kinda like it
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ellis @desir.ee · 18/05/2025
alright quiz you got me
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ellis @desir.ee · 04/05/2025
me two days after moving to the city
a black cat wearing several bejeweled necklaces and a crown, toasting with a sherry glass in front of a backdrop of nyc. the caption reads "how life feels when you're not being manipulated snd gaslit by somebody's undiagnosed son."
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ellis @desir.ee · 28/03/2025
anyway have a zionist to block
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