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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav

@des.dev
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Systems programmer. FreeBSD developer. Cyborg. Autistic. Every single day, you use a computer, device or service that runs my code. I've been described as “pleasing on multiple fronts”. 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇳🇴 he / him

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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 07/10/2026
jwz knows what's up
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Wherein the slopbros won't stop
Normally I reserve my vitriol for the slopbros for my personal blog, but this has become extremely DNA Lounge-related of late, as I shall explain. (This counts as plumbing-related, the internet being ...
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 07/10/2026
I don't recall any singing. I do recall that it was post-apocalyptic with accidental time travel and generally weird and not a particularly satisfying read. I'm fairly certain it _was_ TEMH but I'd like to get confirmation from someone who actually remembers or (even better) has a copy.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 07/10/2026
That entire subplot stuck in my mind because (as I recall it) it's uncomfortably rapey, but now I wonder if my memory is playing tricks on me. I've spent about an hour trying to find a summary of the novel, but the ones I found (Goodreads and the like) are too brief and vague.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 07/10/2026
Does Brian Aldiss's _The Eighty-Minute Hour_ have a character who starts out about ten years old but gets stuck in a distant time for a while and is fully grown by the time she rejoins the main cast in the book's present? If not TEMH, then which book (by which author) am I half-remembering?
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 07/10/2026
Help me out here, I'm trying to sort out some half-remembered SF stuff from my teens and am having no luck with Google and would rather not have to start buying a ton of books just to search through them:
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Johannes Brodwall @jhannes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"AI toget forlater snart stasjonen". Jeg klarer nesten ikke å vente. Når drar det fra oss andre så vi slipper alt maset?
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember: Darwin's note of "I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything" was written on Oct 1 (1861). Thus we are free to celebrate Very Poorly And Very Stupid Hatred Day today.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 16/09/2026
counterpoint: no you don't
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 15/09/2026
I feel like finding out would take all the fun out of it, we shouldn't find out until long after it no longer matters
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 15/09/2026
presumably English got “beste” from French before the Great Vowel Shift (and before the printing press solidified spelling), and “bestialité” only later
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Tor Gunnar Heggem @tgheggem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
14. september. Da er det endeleg Korsmesse og alt kornet må vere i hus, og sestkveldsklauva gjort klar. No flyttar huldrefolket inn i seterhusa. Dette til orientering.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 14/09/2026
Et un lien menant directement au site, sans devoir passer par Discord.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 14/09/2026
pspspsps
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 13/09/2026
Hei, kan du utbrodere litt på dette punktet? Såvidt jeg husker kom Olavs død ganske overraskende?
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TrollkrittIda @trollkrittida.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
En🧵 om minnestedet på Slottsplassen. Helt siden Soda stilte dette spørsmålet har jeg og forskervenner drevet feltarbeid på slottsplassen. Jeg var der seinest i dag, og nå håper jeg egentlig Slottsgartnerne rydder vekk alt snart for det begynner å bli litt slitsomt 😅
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 30/08/2026
XNU is not dual-licensed. Also, fwiw, I'm the one who got the 2-clause BSD license OSI approved in the first place.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 30/08/2026
There is no such thing as a FreeBSD license. We (FreeBSD) use the 2-clause or 3-clause BSD license. XNU is published under the Apple Public License.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 30/08/2026
The MacOS kernel is XNU which includes vanishingly small amounts of FreeBSD code.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 23/08/2026
who am I to disagree
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 23/08/2026
everyone knows the bees pollinate the peas
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We might have FINALLY met our match… #WorldBollardAssociation
One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 09/08/2026
awww she's like a fledgling @clairewillett.bsky.social
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/08/2026
None of this supports your claim, you really have no idea what you're talking about.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/08/2026
Apple don't do major releases in July, they do them in the fall. The last major release of MacOS was Tahoe (26.0 / 25A) on September 15, 2025. The July 27 release was a minor maintenance release (26.6 / 25G). The next major release (Golden Gate / 27.0 / 26A) is currently in beta.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/08/2026
I don't need to ask anyone, I already have all the information I need to know that you are talking out of your ass. For starters, Apple's last major OS release was almost a year ago.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/08/2026
You are hallucinating.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/08/2026
“Apple OSs have each had major releases, whole-base-synthesized, in the past couple months, mostly due to Mythos” is prompt fondler self-insert fan fiction, dude
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 31/07/2026
T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social
For folks who have a psychiatrist / psychologist they talk with regularly, how did that process start? Like how does one go about identifying such a person / signing up / etc?

A close friend needs a professional ear but I know nothing about this sort of thing

MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social
The only one I was fooling here was myself.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 27/07/2026
None of these words are in the Bible, Linda
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SANAGA @sanaga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Titre : et maintenant, qu’allons nous dire de notre colère ?
Image reprenant les codes graphiques du meme de Kc Green « this is fine », sauf qu’à la place du chien on trouve Macron et Lecornu, et que les flammes de la pièce sont des torches tenues par des gens en colère
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 27/07/2026
Madonna has one (and no, I don't mean Truth or Dare, or the one she was going to direct which has now been shelved). Trump has two, one of them satirical. I'm sure there are plenty of others.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 27/07/2026
closer to 3,000 actually
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 24/07/2026
Unfortunately Kobe Bryant did not die alone.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 24/07/2026
There's always “godemiche”
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 24/07/2026
AOC was... 16? 17? when My Immortal was posted. What if...
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Antoine Kirsch @antoinekirsch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
J’ai ces microstrips qui traînent dans mes carnets, des petits bouts de conversations qui méritent pas des dessins très élaborés. Je pensais partir sur ce style, je sais pas si ça fonctionne, je suis ouvert aux commentaires !
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Eivind Trædal @eivindtraedal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
«This is precisely why the analogy is 2008, not 2000. AI capital expenditure is not a capital budget. It is a loan book.» open.substack.com/pub/groundbr...
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The Second Derivative: Why No One Understands the AI Boom
The market misremembers 2008. That same blind spot sits at the center of the AI boom.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 14/07/2026
this is how Elizabeth Moon (author of The Deed of Paksenarrion) met her husband, iirc it was a church function they'd both volunteered for and she was in a really bad mood and letting the buckthorn have it which made quite an impression on him
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/07/2026
And fwiw most of the German-speaking part speaks German because it was granted to Belgium as war reparations after WWI. They have historically not been treated particularly well.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 06/07/2026
Except for a brief period from 1795 to 1815, very little of present-day Belgium has ever been part of France. They speak French partly because that it where Langue d'Oïl first developed, and partly because it was imposed by the industrialized elites after the 1830 revolution.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 05/07/2026
The Elephant is labeled France, the penguin is labeled Netherlands, the creature is labeled Belgium. The cartoon is captioned “What is this now?” which I assume is what Noah is saying.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 05/07/2026
Cartoon of Noah (center) standing in the hold of the Ark talking to a penguin and an elephant (right). Noah is looking exasperated and gesturing at a small creature (left) with the body of a penguin and the head of an elephant.
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 02/07/2026
(I jest but it's literally “le febvre” which means “the smith” in old French, from Latin “faber”, which survives in modern French “orfèvre” meaning “goldsmith”; meanwhile “forgeron” has replaced “febvre” / “fèvre” as the general term for a blacksmith; oh, and the “b” is silent)
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Dag-Erling “Butlerian Jihad NOW!” Smørgrav @des.dev · 02/07/2026
It's pronounced “Smith”
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“you just come onto the soil to have the child” Mike Johnson, not understanding how anything works 😭
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
France will be at the epicenter of the most significant heat anomaly on the planet over the next few days. The sheer extent of the country that could experience temperatures above 40°C is nothing short of astonishing.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Had great fun writing this a while back but when I first posted it the response was pure tumbleweed. Then I read it at my event last night & had people coming up to me saying "This was my favourite part of the talk - please write more stuff like this!" Mystifying. www.tom-cox.com/100-walks-yo...
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100 WALKS YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE. 1: Springtime Creekside Hike To Longdogs Lane Via A Private Dentist (4 miles)
Subscribe now It is low tide as you stroll along the creek, wild geese burst into tears overhead and ancient bone dice litter the foreshore. You feel good, although your arms ache and you regret your...
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