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Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social

554 followers 488 following 173 posts

Howdy! I draw things poorly here and on Instagram, love Waterparks, and that's all I can think to put in here right now. #ZPAINFOREVER 20 | he/him More: flow.page/derpyismlg

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

A still from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What do y'all even do on here

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/04/2026

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-…

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 14/01/2026

Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧 "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp"

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

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Travis M. Riddle @traviswanteat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Still waiting for precedented times.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/10/2025

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-…

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

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cam @megumiverse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

LETS HOPE THAT basic empathy
IS THE NEXT PANDEMIC

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Tis the Season!

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.

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AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

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Chrystal Williams 🏳️‍⚧️ @chrystalwrox.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I saw Superman. What a phenomenal movie. Kindness IS Punk

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀 If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for it

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a man with green hair says hello oomf

Alt: Awsten Knight says hello oomf (circa 2016)

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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Bet the guy who asked this four months ago is having a good day

A Quora post asking the question, “Since God is American, why hasn't there been an American pope?”

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Giver? I hardly know her!

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Post a duo

Poorly Drawn Heroes for Hire

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♡‧₊˚ rach ˚₊‧♡ @peachdemidevil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

i hope mozzarella sticks r thinking about me

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charlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

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SapphicSounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @sapphicsounds.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Man goes to Doctor, says he's hungry.

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Name a cartoon you loved!

media.tenor.com

a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are fighting in a city at night

Alt: A clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012); Leo, Donnie, and Mikey hold Raphael back as he yells and his eyes turn to flames in anger

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 22/02/2025

Official art for the 20th anniversary of 'Revenge of the Sith' #StarWars

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

If you see this, share a skeleton. 💀🦴

Poorly Drawn Skeletor

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21/02/2025

New Marvel and DC crossover comics are reportedly happening 💥 They will release later this year

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Does anyone wanna mug a priest in the street with me

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

If you see this, post a Spider-Man!

Poorly Drawn Spider-Man

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025

Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card theonion.com/genius-...

Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card

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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Wait until they learn about the guy running the department

DOGE staffer resigns after reporters uncover racist posts

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 03/02/2025

Chappell Roan is now a #GRAMMYs winner.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/02/2025

Dogs meet #DogMan 🐶

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 02/02/2025

Jimmy Carter is now a 4x #GRAMMYs winner.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/02/2025

'Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius' sequel is reportedly in development at Paramount

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2025

Report: Universe To End Next Friday theonion.com/report-...

Report: Universe To End Next Friday

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s k y @funeralsky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

i will never be free of 103 😭

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 01/02/2025

Happy Black History Month!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites theonion.com/report-...

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites

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𝕵𝖆𝖞 @jaysundae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

All I do is pine and dine

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/01/2025

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

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ainsley 🍓 @burberryhat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

i really thought that i was lucky 🍀 [ #awstenknight #waterparks #parx #fanart #digitalart ]

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Has anyone joked about January being the longest year yet? Is that something?