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Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social
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Howdy! I draw things poorly here and on Instagram, love Waterparks, and that's all I can think to put in here right now. #ZPAINFOREVER 20 | he/him More: flow.page/derpyismlg

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.
A still from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What do y'all even do on here
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/04/2026
The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-…
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 14/01/2026
Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧 "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp"
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How so? Won't hosting a show like this on YouTube just allow more people to watch it? After all, fewer and fewer people have cable every year, so it only makes it harder for casual audiences to watch the Oscars. Why would its move to YouTube be negative?
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓
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Travis M. Riddle @traviswanteat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
That's so awesome!!! I'm very very happy for you, that's so cool!!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yes, you gotta speak out about what's going on and what you believe in so this is perfectly fine
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Cobb Vanth my goat
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Still waiting for precedented times.
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I love how dramatic they are with the headline on this one
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/10/2025
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-…
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
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cam @megumiverse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
LETS HOPE THAT basic empathy
IS THE NEXT PANDEMIC
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Tis the Season!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Very very cool!! I hope that goes wonderfully!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It sounds worth it to me, but that's obviously your choice. Best of luck with this!
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I love you Travis 👨
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AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Chrystal Williams 🏳️‍⚧️ @chrystalwrox.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I saw Superman. What a phenomenal movie. Kindness IS Punk
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀 If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for it
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a man with green hair says hello oomf
Alt: Awsten Knight says hello oomf (circa 2016)
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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Bet the guy who asked this four months ago is having a good day
A Quora post asking the question, “Since God is American, why hasn't there been an American pope?”
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I do this with albums. I had the urge to listen to my beloved Waterparks' FANDOM on repeat for a few days. Then I listened to The Wrecks' new album INSIDE : since it came out on Friday. Today, I've been listening to INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY on repeat for its birthday. I love albums on repeat
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I love the new song so much!! It's all I've listened to since it came out, it's so beautiful
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Dawgs
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
So cool
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Recent Activity – Captain America: Brave New World (2025, 3½ stars); About Time (2013, 5 stars); The Breakfast Club (1985, 5 stars); (500) Days of Summer (2009, 5 stars)
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Giver? I hardly know her!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Real and true
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Post a duo
Poorly Drawn Heroes for Hire
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They should make a movie about this, that's quite the tale
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Very cool, thank you!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hi I added you! Your birb is so adorable!!
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Very interesting, thank you
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
What's Egge?
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It is Shrek 5, so a sequel. They just updated the art style and animation
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♡‧₊˚ rach ˚₊‧♡ @peachdemidevil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i hope mozzarella sticks r thinking about me
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charlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I didn't like Andor much but this poster goes insanely hard
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SapphicSounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @sapphicsounds.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Man goes to Doctor, says he's hungry.
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Name a cartoon you loved!
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a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are fighting in a city at night
Alt: A clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012); Leo, Donnie, and Mikey hold Raphael back as he yells and his eyes turn to flames in anger
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 22/02/2025
Official art for the 20th anniversary of 'Revenge of the Sith' #StarWars
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you see this, share a skeleton. 💀🦴
Poorly Drawn Skeletor
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
That's so awesome!! I wish you the best, love is so wonderful
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