Reposted by Jacob LinaresJason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off. 374119001434
Reposted by Jacob LinaresCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/04/2026The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety) 364210870
Reposted by Jacob LinaresThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-… 1105102838
Reposted by Jacob LinaresCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 14/01/2026Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧 "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp" 282600557
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025How so? Won't hosting a show like this on YouTube just allow more people to watch it? After all, fewer and fewer people have cable every year, so it only makes it harder for casual audiences to watch the Oscars. Why would its move to YouTube be negative? 000
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 030
Reposted by Jacob LinaresTravis M. Riddle @traviswanteat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing 092
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/11/2025That's so awesome!!! I'm very very happy for you, that's so cool!! 010
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Yes, you gotta speak out about what's going on and what you believe in so this is perfectly fine 000
Reposted by Jacob LinaresPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Still waiting for precedented times. 1222938
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I love how dramatic they are with the headline on this one 000
Reposted by Jacob LinaresThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/10/2025Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-… 743057499
Reposted by Jacob Linares50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Tis the Season! 241845470
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/09/2025It sounds worth it to me, but that's obviously your choice. Best of luck with this! 110
Reposted by Jacob LinaresSpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids. 3082233196
Reposted by Jacob LinaresAWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten.bsky.social · 15/09/2025TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU 261084
Reposted by Jacob LinaresChrystal Williams 🏳️⚧️ @chrystalwrox.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I saw Superman. What a phenomenal movie. Kindness IS Punk 416924
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀 If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for itmedia.tenor.coma man with green hair says hello oomfAlt: Awsten Knight says hello oomf (circa 2016) 160
Reposted by Jacob LinaresScott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Bet the guy who asked this four months ago is having a good day 519313
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I do this with albums. I had the urge to listen to my beloved Waterparks' FANDOM on repeat for a few days. Then I listened to The Wrecks' new album INSIDE : since it came out on Friday. Today, I've been listening to INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY on repeat for its birthday. I love albums on repeat 040
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I love the new song so much!! It's all I've listened to since it came out, it's so beautiful 110
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 10/03/2025They should make a movie about this, that's quite the tale 010
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It is Shrek 5, so a sequel. They just updated the art style and animation 010
Reposted by Jacob Linares♡‧₊˚ rach ˚₊‧♡ @peachdemidevil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i hope mozzarella sticks r thinking about me 1122
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I didn't like Andor much but this poster goes insanely hard 010
Reposted by Jacob LinaresSapphicSounds 🏳️⚧️ @sapphicsounds.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Man goes to Doctor, says he's hungry. 18016
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Name a cartoon you loved!media.tenor.coma group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are fighting in a city at nightAlt: A clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012); Leo, Donnie, and Mikey hold Raphael back as he yells and his eyes turn to flames in anger 020
Reposted by Jacob LinaresCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 22/02/2025Official art for the 20th anniversary of 'Revenge of the Sith' #StarWars 251941307
Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025That's so awesome!! I wish you the best, love is so wonderful 010