Reposted by yessica haircutCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If anyone at Sanrio had any sort of compassion, they would make a spoof of the Lacoste polo with Big Challenges on the side just for me. 117940
Reposted by yessica haircut☔️ @chandelure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026cannot believe i have to do the job i'm paid to do. outrageous 063
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026watching east of eden... i dont know i kinda get where shes coming from 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Money diaries starts tomorrow!!! Cant wait to see you and spend moneyyy 000
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@heartbrakes.bsky.social @wrensday.bsky.social @riverlace.bsky.social @yamper.bsky.social @saezutte.bsky.social @hautepotato.bsky.social @kyjin.bsky.social @googlymooglies.bsky.social @labocat.bsky.social and anyone i forgot or who wants to join (mutuals only plz) 320
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026💕💸✨FALL MONEY DIARIES DATE ANNOUNCEMENT the spreadsheet is live for MD 10/5 — 11/1! get your sheet nice and ready for the games to begin on MONDAY OCTOBER 5th! docs.google.com/spreadsheets... (i cant lock bluesky so plz dont join if we arent mutuals ffs be normal)docs.google.comMONEY DIARIES - money is 4 spending💕OCT 5 - NOV 1 120
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026YES i am traveling so its making my prep more difficult but i should send out the sheet soon! it'll start oct 5 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i mean we have an apartment it just doesnt have any stuff in it yet lol so no 030
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026we will have our stuff from the movers by 7/17 at the latest! 130
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026our move has been delayed so we are vibing at a maryland hotel till further notice but peep is having a good time 250
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026dear lord why have you forsaken me another summer without firework oreos am i not your faithful servant do i not do gods work on earth every day 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 10/05/2026youve known me so long, its no surprise if i say im doing something i will do it (something is a mediocre book) 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 05/05/2026the first day after money diaries ends always feels like i am extremely unsupervised 000
Reposted by yessica haircut👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/04/2026they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now 10440481111
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 16/04/2026my partner and i have signed up to attend, and ive messaged info@grahamforsenate multiple times to confirm disability accommodations as the registration page instructs with no reply. Where is information bt accessibility for this event 100
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 13/04/2026no the brothers karamazov is a really good book, i guess i was just expecting more of an osomatsu-san vibe 030
Reposted by yessica haircutRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children." 266176806051
Reposted by yessica haircutwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads 292753266
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026LAST CALL MONEY DIARIES STARTS TOMORROW!!! let spend money like the world is ending bc baby it definitely is 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 24/03/2026psst money diaries starts in less than a week! dont forgotto make your sheet docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comMONEY DIARIES - money is 4 spending💕MAR 30 - MAY 2 111
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026@heartbrakes.bsky.social @wrensday.bsky.social @riverlace.bsky.social @yamper.bsky.social @saezutte.bsky.social @hautepotato.bsky.social @kyjin.bsky.social @googlymooglies.bsky.social @labocat.bsky.social and anyone i forgot or who wants to join (mutuals only plz) 151
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026💕💸✨SPRING MONEY DIARIES DATE ANNOUNCEMENT the spreadsheet is live for MD 3/30 — 5/2. get your sheet nice and ready for the games to begin on MONDAY MARCH 30TH! (i cant lock bluesky so plz dont join if we arent mutuals ffs be normal) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comMONEY DIARIES - money is 4 spending💕MAR 30 - MAY 2 150
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 26/02/2026happy to report that not only is the ikebukuro hana no mai hakuoki collab that has been going on since at least 2014 (briefly replaced by osomatsu-san) is not only still going strong, we couldn’t be seated in the collab room bc it was reserved for a private hakuoki event lol 4103
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 23/02/2026using every quiet moment on the tokyo trains to rewrite the lyrics to “the confrontation” to represent me bs chiikawa 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026omg i forgot to update this we just watched some like it hot the other day!! LOOOVED it, and qm didnt know the ending! grand budapest isnt streaming which is sooo annoying 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026sigb what can i say, the universe loves to give me free time 000
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026a VERY long time again, so i can add it to the list! 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026we are watching groundhogs day w friends on sunday!! i feel like i havent seen back to the future for so long in my life itll be weird to watch it now 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026gotta be real this is only the beginning of the list theres like 200 other movies so if you gave me a suggestion snd you don’t see it ILL GET TO IT I SWEAR 000
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026now that i’m unemployed i can focus on the most important thing- watching all the famous mainstream movies ive never seen. Any suggestions where to start? (* means i watched it before but it was so long ago i forgot it lol) 430
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 31/01/2026yeahhh ig it saves me an awkward convo, tho i would not call their separation agreement generous lol 000
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 30/01/2026WELP I WAS ALSO DREADING QUITTING AND HOW AWKWARD THAT WILL BE BUT GOOD NEWS THEY LET ME GO TODAY SOOOOO 200
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 30/01/2026im trying to find a new job and have two verbal offers from some of my old bosses… one i reached out to and another who coincidentally reached out to me the same week. exciting choice but i cant help but feel anxious neither might not pan out but? we will see 🥺🥺🥺 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 22/01/2026me: i dont think im too sick also me, googling: 020
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 22/01/2026bad news: covid is killin me bad rn good news: there are 2 new seasons of my fave trashy true crime show “I Killed My BFF” 100
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026also the algorithm here is whack i dont see ANY posts abt stranger things and thats all i see on twitter (jackie thats bc you—) NO ITS THE ALGORITHM I HAVE NO IMPACT ON THAT ITS NOT BC IM WATCHING ANY OF THOSE SECRET EPISODE 9 EDITS OR ANYTHING OR MAKING MY WIFE WATCH IT OR REPOSTING THEORIES GOD 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026the problem w twitter v bluesky is all the ppl are here but all the jokes are there 160
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026tell them you already have reservations at a really fancy dinner that cant be canceled i mean we dont but we COULD 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026didn’t make best or worst lists so ig it was just okay 000
Reposted by yessica haircutnikis @fittorot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026i can’t believe they made edgeworth topping phoenix merch 23218
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026(slowly counts days one at a time on a calendar) OH NO 100
