Reposted by yessica haircutCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If anyone at Sanrio had any sort of compassion, they would make a spoof of the Lacoste polo with Big Challenges on the side just for me. 117940
Reposted by yessica haircut☔️ @chandelure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026cannot believe i have to do the job i'm paid to do. outrageous 063
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026watching east of eden... i dont know i kinda get where shes coming from 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026💕💸✨FALL MONEY DIARIES DATE ANNOUNCEMENT the spreadsheet is live for MD 10/5 — 11/1! get your sheet nice and ready for the games to begin on MONDAY OCTOBER 5th! docs.google.com/spreadsheets... (i cant lock bluesky so plz dont join if we arent mutuals ffs be normal)docs.google.comMONEY DIARIES - money is 4 spending💕OCT 5 - NOV 1 120
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026our move has been delayed so we are vibing at a maryland hotel till further notice but peep is having a good time 250
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026dear lord why have you forsaken me another summer without firework oreos am i not your faithful servant do i not do gods work on earth every day 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 05/05/2026the first day after money diaries ends always feels like i am extremely unsupervised 000
Reposted by yessica haircut👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/04/2026they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now 10440481111
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 13/04/2026no the brothers karamazov is a really good book, i guess i was just expecting more of an osomatsu-san vibe 030
Reposted by yessica haircutRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children." 266176806051
Reposted by yessica haircutwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads 292753266
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026💕💸✨SPRING MONEY DIARIES DATE ANNOUNCEMENT the spreadsheet is live for MD 3/30 — 5/2. get your sheet nice and ready for the games to begin on MONDAY MARCH 30TH! (i cant lock bluesky so plz dont join if we arent mutuals ffs be normal) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comMONEY DIARIES - money is 4 spending💕MAR 30 - MAY 2 150
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 26/02/2026happy to report that not only is the ikebukuro hana no mai hakuoki collab that has been going on since at least 2014 (briefly replaced by osomatsu-san) is not only still going strong, we couldn’t be seated in the collab room bc it was reserved for a private hakuoki event lol 4103
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 23/02/2026using every quiet moment on the tokyo trains to rewrite the lyrics to “the confrontation” to represent me bs chiikawa 010
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026now that i’m unemployed i can focus on the most important thing- watching all the famous mainstream movies ive never seen. Any suggestions where to start? (* means i watched it before but it was so long ago i forgot it lol) 430
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 30/01/2026im trying to find a new job and have two verbal offers from some of my old bosses… one i reached out to and another who coincidentally reached out to me the same week. exciting choice but i cant help but feel anxious neither might not pan out but? we will see 🥺🥺🥺 110
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 22/01/2026bad news: covid is killin me bad rn good news: there are 2 new seasons of my fave trashy true crime show “I Killed My BFF” 100
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026the problem w twitter v bluesky is all the ppl are here but all the jokes are there 160
Reposted by yessica haircutnikis @fittorot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026i can’t believe they made edgeworth topping phoenix merch 23218
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026what happened to bang dream! i uninstalled the game and now theyre all evil 000
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026so whatever happened to those bowling girls who went back in time to the sengoku period? has anyone checked on them, hows that going 100
Reposted by yessica haircutFalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The collective mood today:media.tenor.coma group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work todayAlt: a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today 15912
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 04/01/2026fuck it im bookkng this for our japan trip im gonna be the concubine of my dreams tokyo.studio-esperanto.comtokyo.studio-esperanto.comルックメイクラボ・エスペラント南青山 | 美しく遊ぶ、東京・南青山のポートレートフォトスタジオエスペラント南青山は、美しく遊ぶ、東京のポートレートフォトスタジオ。変身フォト・花魁体験・ロリィタ体験・ポートレートを、プロのヘアメイクと撮影で提供します。表参道/外苑前徒歩。 260
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 23/11/2025in honor of eevee day, i say its time for more eeveelutions — 1) bugeon 2) gaseon 3) puncheon 4) kickeon 5) poisioneon 6) yuckeon 7) flyeon 8) soareon 9) mudeon ™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each 120
Reposted by yessica haircutFascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025 2850362
Reposted by yessica haircutnash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually 141044115
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 18/11/2025turns out Little Miss Pee Pants has Multiple Sclerosis lol 010
Reposted by yessica haircutFangamer @fangamer.com · 03/11/2025The small mister told me that I'd take him to ride a pedalo 219028
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 04/11/2025and then, on the eve of her birthday, she went to urgent care for an viral eye infection 100
Reposted by yessica haircutOFF @offtherpg.com · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween from your favorite enemy! (It's shy.) 321231
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 31/10/2025i cant tell if hes liking my otgw listening party or not but nice to have the company 180
Reposted by yessica haircuta swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 20/10/2025A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste 3567672794
Reposted by yessica haircutPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/10/2025they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me. 15118657
Reposted by yessica haircutJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/10/2025"you have your perspective and I have my truth" bro just call each other motherfuckers 14112581
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 26/10/2025just doing our yearly over the garden wall rewatches and sorry whos in the cloud committee 040
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 23/10/2025ME: im not really writing fic anymore ALSO ME: the fuck you MEAN theres only two evan/markie fics ao3 and it wasn’t even nominated for yuletide??? 000
Reposted by yessica haircutJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/10/2025i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w 10494072610
Reposted by yessica haircutmaullarmaullar🔜Uma 7th☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The only "Large language model" i'm interested in is a big titty gravure model who knows six languages 35822
yessica haircut @derogatory.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I could watch the X-Men movie..........or just recite it from memory!!!! MUTATION: IT IS THE KEY TO OUR EXISTENCE. IT HAS ENABLED US TO EVOL 040
Reposted by yessica haircutkarlie (taylor’s version) @memorygarden1989.swifties.social · 03/10/2025Father Figure - Taylor Swift 221162
