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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿

@depressed-goblin.bsky.social
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If you're not furious, you're not paying attention. Any pronouns. Opinionated, sarcastic, disabled, and depressed. ACAB. Evil socialist who wants everyone to have the human right to 🍞💧🏠📚🩺. Fuck AI and anyone who chooses to use it.

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 11h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silly comic made me realize that my love of drawing and art died around the same time my mom died when i turned 19. Not sure why i never put that together until just now. Wonder what my life could have been if she was still around.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I think I found my next special interest/addiction. I started messing around World of Warcraft again a few days ago and got to level 80 ALREADY! Then I started learning about WoW Forever and god damn if it didn't hit me right in the nostalgia. My lack of impulse control took over and I bought
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shout out to whomever invented marijuana. Such a neat drug. I know it's not as flashy or romanticezd as much as the other ones. But it does some stuff. Double shout out for the person who thought to make it a pill.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Decided to give wow a shot for the first time in like 15 years. Not sure how long I will stick with it or if it can grab me. But I will say, I look snazy today with my new Goblin character.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ. I never realized how hard this show went. I only watched it as a kid so it all went over my head. i was just there for the dinosaurs. Think I might need to rewatch this show.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just thinking the other day I wonder if i should get a ps3 to collect the exclusive that never got proper releases like infamous and some jrpgs. Then I see all this progress has been made. This is great. Think I may just go this route. Save myself from the insane over priced retro market.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐈‍⬛️🛒🔚🐈
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Echofey @echofey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Assassin snake ~Snaketember 17~
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/09/2026
Prepare for trouble... 🚀✨
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My absolute favourite thing that ALL social media platforms have in common, no matter how many times you click "I'm not interested" or "do not show me this kind of content" button they go out of their way to show you way more of it! It's wild how they are all on the same page with how it works!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wondering if it’s against the terms of service of this site to post the photo (flagged) that my great uncle took of Mussolini hanging dead from a gas station in Milan with his friends. It’s a pretty good one of those.
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS
Omar El Akkad
Author of American War
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day! To celebrate I thought I would share whom was responsible for my "oh I'm not actually straight am i?" Awakening as a kid. These two goof balls. They spat in the face of gender and looked damn sexy doing it.
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Team Rocket's Iconic Pose
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BrewOtaku Homebrew Retro Gaming Magazine @brewotaku.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gold 'N Goblins (2026) by Jake Macher for Game Boy Color. A dungeon crawler where you play the goblin for once, hoarding riches instead of fleeing them. 👺💰 🎁 jakemacher.itch.io/gold-n-goblins #homebrew #gbc #gameboycolor #retro #game #goldngoblins
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Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xbox: with Game Pass, we’re going to become the Netflix of Games *Cancels all their studios* I’ll be damned, they really did it!
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just found out my pfp was actually from a web comic. Now I gotta research the comic real quick to find out if I was accidently promoting something shitty. Lol
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought I would hop aboard the kool kids bus and do the #My9Games. my9games.net When I think back on games that had a huge impact in my life these were the ones that came to mind. I still think about most of them nearly every day. Thank you for helping me through rough life.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So today was my birthday, and I don't know why but I kept expecting something to happen. It didn't of course. It never does. But every year I still think; this will be the year someone remembers I exist and do something. So yay me I guess. Big 4-0. What a way to spend it. Just like every other day
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now if only Nintendo would step up and do this for all their shit. the scalpers are ruining so many hobbies. Had a friend that wanted the new Zelda controller for forever. Sold out in moments after going live. She never had a chance.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is Krabby.
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Krabby Pokemon Blowing Bubbles
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly, first inspirational thingy that actually hits a little. Thank you Skeletor.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Omfg... I just realized her names Misty because she's a water Pokemon trainer. Mist is made of water. FML. 30 years to put it together. And Misty was my crush as a kid too. My God I'm stupid.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Dudelove Wwe
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watched Pagemaster for the first time in like 20 years. Pretty sure those books are poly, and good for them.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought 2 packs of bagels the other day specifically because i wanted them with cream cheese. Guess who forgot the cream cheese? My week is ruined.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My copy of #FireEmblem#Fortunesweave arrived a few hours ago. My favourite part so far is that everyone can't stop talking about how sexy they think Dietrich is. I'm like 30 minutes into his campaign and this like the 4th time. Hope it continues.
Screenshot fire emblem fortunes weave.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paused a @nextlander.com video at just the right time to capture this Will expression and it made me giggle for a solid 10 seconds. So thank you @willsmith.fun . Needs to be a T-Shirt or something. lol
Will Smith making a funny face.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She was the original #trans #icon.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well damn. Got an email saying they just made the shipping label for my pre-order for the new Fire Emblem. Not even with the carrier yet. Guess I won't be playing anytime soon. Me watching everyone else with their games.
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Squidward Watches Spongebob & Patrick Play
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just discovered these streams on youtube that run 24/7. They just stream #nature #documentaries. As someone who grew up obsessed with these as a kid I'm kind of hooked.
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🔴 24/7 Nature Escape | Immersive Documentaries from the Wild | Incredible Animal Habitats | STREAM 🔴
YouTube video by Ultimate Nature Documentaries
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey #gamedev / #gamedevelopers can we have a chat? If the only video on your store page is a prerendered cinematic and you don't show any gameplay, I'm not going to buy your game. I'm going to close the window and forget it ever existed. Show the fucking gameplay! ~Sincerely. Everyone.
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Damian Lynch 🟧 🇦🇺 Rebellion is Mandatory during times of Tyranny @dpsl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thought I should repost the lemonade stand instructions
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Batman Adam West Adjusts Mask
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#SuicidePreventionDay. So from someone who's been suicidal since I was 8, if you feel like killing yourself give it a couple days and see how you feel then. The trick for me was I kept doing it. Then i woke up one day and realized I'm 40 and still alive. See how thing's go in a couple days I guess
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Monkey see monkey do?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After the #Nintendodirect today all I have to say is that between Kirby and hungry hungry Samus the #vore fans are eating well today.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made me have a sensible chuckle, so I felt obligated to reblog.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Below is an artistic representation of me battling this single fucking fly in my room tonight that won't stop flying onto my god damn screen every 30 seconds.
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King Kong's Iconic Last Stand on Empire State Building
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just finished watching the #Zelda #direct stream. All I have to say is they are cowards for not showing a second of the Zelda CD-I games. 40 years of shame on you #nintendo! The new OOT looks fine. People always lose their mind whenever they change art direction of Zelda.
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Morshu Dance
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love that we live in a world where the villains literally just put out press releases stating their evil intentions and plans down to the letter. And nothing happens to them. They just get to keep doing their thing. We need governments to step up and do something for once.
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hate being the way I am. I woke up too early. Which meant I had extra time to sit and think. So my anxiety about an appointment built to the point I had to cancel it. I hate this shit. I never used to be this way. So tired of being broken. #disabled #mentalhealth #anxiety
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Depressed Goblin🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🌈♿ @depressed-goblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Need Franks shirt.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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