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human lie detector can fold a fitted sheet likes soup redhats🖕🏼

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Taurus: Why are you even reading this? You’re just going to do what you want anyway.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Capricorn: Everyone is impressed by your ability to carry an unreasonable emotional and professional burden without crying in the break room. Have a lukewarm tap water to celebrate.
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, do you?
Two people dressed in black on a tower flying a flag that says “ do you want to see my rock collection?”
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Harvest day🙌🏼💚
Basil plants that are🤏🏼 this close to being eaten 😛
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Beautiful Canada💙💙
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Singing soft grunge just to soak up the noise-
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Wendy Wiens @wendywiens.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Otter family 🌊☕️
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I have a TON of inside chores to be doing today, so OBVIOUSLY sitting outside, looking for crispy tofu recipes, might treat the neighbors to a (free) Depeche Mode or STP karaoke concert 😝
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
… my son on the other hand- Doing a little summer mountaineering in the Northern Cascades.
Person with snowy mountain tops in the background
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So sad
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
24 seconds of Lake Superior Zen🔊🔊 (This is Waterworks Park in Calumet, MI)
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Did you know that cats also sit around and question some of their life choices?
Dilute calico cat with a strange expression
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Do I have any internet friends in Bellingham, WA?
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
First swallowtail of the year spotted!! 💛🖤🧡💙
Female Eastern tiger swallowtail on a coneflower with stupid grass in the background.
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It used to take me about 4 minutes to put away $200 of groceries- now I can do it in less than a minute 💅🏼 WINNING!!!
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I f’king LOVE Canadians🖤🤍🖤
Angine de Poitrine
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Beautiful Canada💙💚💙
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Stuck in a loop of tales from “Trying to Avoid Being an Asshole” Does it need to be said? Does it need to be said right now? Does it need to be said by me?
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Merge two movies: Natural Born Killers of the Flower Moon
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey lil’ buddy 💚 (I was planning on only growing basil this year, but I saw mammoth jalepeños at the nursery… and I was weak)
Tiny but long green pepper, a sweet little jalepeño growing in a pot with some flowers and trees in the background
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This juvenile female cardinal looks like she’s playing dress up with mom’s crest.
Small brownish-orange bird with prominent crest feathers
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just heard this and right away thought OH I KNOW WHO might like that😝. YT algorithm 🏆 @catblack.bsky.social @brusowrites.bsky.social @gardenwizard.bsky.social @nellieadjacent.bsky.social youtu.be/WBqoxJbAtus?...
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True Loves "Dopus No. 1" (Studio Session)
YouTube video by True Loves Band
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
People on social media right now when you mention Pride Month.
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A dark figure floating over a canyon with a rainbow
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Live video of a world of shit falling down on John Bolton right now.
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Captain Kangaroo Juggling Balls
Alt: Yes, that's indeed John Bolton in his early career as Captain Kangaroo.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Today in Jeremy's salad: pumpkin leaves and flowers (look at that double bloom!) hibiscus, aloe vera, bamboo, and a violet
A spiky little salad and green yellow orange and purpleLarge tortoise boy chomping an aloe vera leaf
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Wendy Wiens @wendywiens.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I had some milkweed pop up a few years ago from a single seed (this was my milkweed washing station from when I raised monarchs)… since then I had to remove the rose that was here in the same bed..I dug up the rose and all the milkweed rhizomes I could find- so I thought 😅
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not sure if I have any mutuals, but John the patron saint of cats passed away last week after a long and heroic battle with cancer😢
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sounds about right… #caturday
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: The Soggy Bottom Boys have withdrawn from President Dump’s America 250 celebration.
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O Brother
ALT: O Brother
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Do you like my hummingbird feeder? 🌱
Orange Torch lily in bloom with some stupid grass and nice blowing trees in the background. Torch lily about 1 week prior to blooming. Orange with some green, mathematically satisfying
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Zero respect for personal space🌱 #monsteramonday
A few plants sitting on an old worn out table. There is a new monstera leaf, still rolled up, poking through a neighboring leaf’s fenestration. a new monstera leaf, still rolled up, poking through a neighboring leaf’s fenestration.
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I love him
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Tay @itspbtwo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Bean already outgrew the first black sock that made him look like a biker…we moved on to a hospital sock, giving grey sweatpants vibes…
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just saw that the PoS mustache guy in Tennessee had bond set at $1.25 million
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Jon Hamm Jonhamm
ALT: Jon Hamm Jonhamm
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gonna risk it all and buy a case of the flavor of wet food my cat has been enjoying 🤞🏼
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mathematically satisfying cake- I hope it’s yummy🤞🏼🤞🏼
Pineapple upside down cake in progress. 10 pineapple rings placed in pie pan with maraschino cherriesFinished product
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bought some plants first, read about them too late, put them in pots, just to be safe😅
Speedwell flowers, looks a little weedy, possibly an invasive type plant😒
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Flower Poop (Big giant roses + hard rain) 😑
Blooming rose bush with so many fallen leaves
Mutant coneflower on the left, a few garden tools and stuff on the right
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
All Slim, No Jim
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Beautiful Canada 💙
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A valid question, m’lady.
A pickle with a face, asking wouldst thou still loveth me if I were a pickle.
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Fully cloudy and 53°F in central NC and I am in HEAVEN!!
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Who else?
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me in sw Michigan in my mom’s car 🤫
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James ⛰️🌾🇵🇸 @plantbard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
There is a light ahead, there must be
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Min 🇨🇦 @skiesbeblue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me: Jojo: wtf you mean he’s going to be on our passport?!
Elderly dilute calico cat looking a little saltier and more disgusted than normal
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denise70.bsky.social @denise70.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m seeing fireflies in central NC. It’s early to see them, but not unusual to see a *few* at this time of year. Nothing worth posting video😅 but will be different at the end of May. Anyone else in NC? When do you see them?
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