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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is it Donnie or Natalie who doesn't know what GOP means?
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It doesn't even matter what Ukraine was wearing at the time, or if it had been drinking.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Will Saletan @saletan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Credit to Trump: He challenged Europe to contribute its fair share, and Belgium has stepped up by supplying 80% of the goals
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why is it always the countries with catchy songs going home 😢 🇳🇱Left Right 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿No Scotland No Party 🇧🇦I Am From Bosnia Gone but never forgotten, especially in Spotify wrapped. #fifa #worldcup
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump to the Iranian national football team: Okay fine daddy FIFA says we have to let you come to the party but like, you can't sit with us.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Did JD Vance just Pope Viktor Orbán?
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Really looking forward to JD Vance campaigning for Netanyahu later this year.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Flappy Daleks
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The US capture of Maduro is illegal. It also makes us look even more spectacularly incompetent.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can you imagine any other US president meeting an international leader at their place of personal business? Madness, profiteering madness.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You forgot the part where the rest of the world spends time working on themselves after spending the holidays in a small town where everyone cares about each other. Credits roll as the bad boyfriend cries outside because he's made bad choices and nobody invites him for tea.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Vietnam, Emus, who's keeping score
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The World Cup draw is the biggest "could have been an email" event in the world.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The front bench is just the PM's top MySpace friends. #auspol
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#TeamNorway #Nobel
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8ighty 6ix 4orty 7even @therealelvee.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I think Trump thinks autism is a country. "We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The oddest part of Trump's wild view here is the mental gymnastics required to think a person, having escaped an insane asylum would be trying to get into another one.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
At this point the USA is like a teenage drunk. Just needs to vomit up the fascism so they can get it out of their system and realise they've made some poor choices in the morning. We can't promise we won't tell their mum though.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Just getting silly, I've committed to going to a Halloween party myself now. The aleague only has themselves to blame if they miss out on my obviously meaningful and highly valued attendance.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
From the outbreak in 41 AC to the final peace in 61 AC, it took about 20 years of conflict, bloodshed, and negotiation before the Targaryens fully curtailed the Faith Militant.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Look I'm no social butterfly but I do have a neurodivergent need to have my schedule planned and where's the fixtures at @aleague.bsky.social?
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Trump finally learnt that Alaska is in the US?
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Kristi Noem's #Southpark complaints show she's thin skinned about botox but oddly accepting of being portrayed as an unhinged serial puppy murderer.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Imagine for a second #VicPol used their resources on the Nazis in Melbourne last night instead of terrorising #Aleague football fans on Swan Street.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Be a real shame if somebody happened to be taking casual holiday snaps of people getting off the train in Bacchus Marsh.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I challenge anyone who thinks society wouldn't immediately crumble at the onset of the apocalypse to observe the insatiable hunger for the available seat on a peak hour train carriage.
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Pallonate in Faccia @pallonateinfaccia.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
🇺🇸 Chicago Fire fans turned their backs on the pitch during today's match against San Diego FC, a protest against the club, which ejected three fans from the stadium for displaying an anti-ICE banner. 👇
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My parade sucks cos Ukrainians blew up all my tanks. What's Donald's excuse?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The real question is whether all 700 were in the one raincoat.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#VicPol ruining what should be an amazing aleague grand final in Melbourne for their #murdoch bosses.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My mate's dad is waiting for us at the Corner hotel, but millions of cops in the way won't let us through. What is this @aleague.bsky.social?
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Tonight we shall feast on potato in many forms, hoping that by consuming the flesh of thine enemy, he is vanquished for good. #auspol #australiadecides
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Exactly, not all Jews are responsible for the actions of Netanyahu, and neither are citizens of Israel. However there are people even in this thread throwing around references to Zionists and killing children, so maybe the Greens failing to call out that difference is the real issue.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Dutton calls Elon an "evil genius". LNP now only half right. #auspol
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John Robb @johnrobbphoto.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Can you point me to the $4 carton of eggs that's this big? #auspol #leadersdebate
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Yes Dutton, you do scare in particular women. #auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Zero jobs? So UBI? Great news! 😂
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mmarsbarr.bsky.social @mmarsbarr.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Ok so there's 60 undecided voters, frankly i thought there would be less but good on ch7 for rounding up these remaining 60 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #auspol #leadersdebate #ausvotes
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
They play ping pong? JFC. Even the moderator is cooked. #auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
He's not moderating he's getting involved 🤬
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Demonstrating once again the Liberal party does not understand that equality is not equity.
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Undecided? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen? #auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
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Delizea @delizea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
LNP gang violence. Imagine you're trying to get to a local restaurant and SUDDENLY TRICKLING ECONOMICS. #auspol
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Dr Mimi @drmimi.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
In Awhina’s defense…………..we were all saying that #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A meme of the infamous meeting in the Oval Office with Zelensky as Trump and Vance dismissively put their hands up to him. But he has been replaced with a penguin to mock Trump’s tariff against uninhabited islands, home to only penguins.
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