Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialButlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf 9761692408
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.sociallizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels 222696447
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong. 21088183854
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve gone my whole life, never seeing a professional journalist breach “background” rules—but Trump 2 has now caused two such breaches. First was revealing the White House briefing of the situation preceding Bill Clinton taking a decoy plane. Now this. Honestly, good calls for both instances. 010
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Only tangentially related, but I still had to mention it because what do you MEAN that the first government to constitutionally guarantee women the right to vote was the Pitcairn Islands, in 1838, in their constitution written on the back of a napkin by a passing Royal Navy officer. 4616
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialChris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI. 1454194
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026british airways chatbot, british airways email, and british airways SMS: one always tells the truth, one always lies, and one 7234067
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialOliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Scoop: The anonymous source behind a POLITICO story that the White House is now using to justify a ban on the outlet was none other than JD Vance himself. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/white-hous...status.newsThe Source Behind The BanThe anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned. 952538909
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Holy shit, the pure psychopath energy of saying “it’s hard to let people see me cry” and then STARING, UNBLINKING WHILE YOU FORCE A SINGLE TEAR TO ROLL DOWN YOUR CHEEK. Really glad Nathan Fielder got outta there alive, jesus fucking christ. 110
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialMatt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(I am getting radicalized in favor of this by the poor arguments against it) 3651
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialLiz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The president can exclude reporters, even for viewpoint discriminatory reasons EvEn fOr vIeWpoiNt DisCriMinAtoRy rEaSoNs EVEN FOR VIEWPOINT DISCRIMINATORY REASONS storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 2234684
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There’s a part of my brain that makes “danger, danger” noises when I try to envision doing a deposition in front of a pissed off judge. Like even if I’m the party taking the deposition, and haven’t done anything wrong—you’re sitting on a powder keg and your job is to keep lighting matches. 010
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The conversation about AI and consciousness is missing the point: there’s clearly a bunch of guys who work at the AI companies pretending to be computer, and they can type REALLY fast. 011
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 412114156090
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Come on man, think! Everyone’s counting on you to make a cool “the Matrix” joke about linear algebra) 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We need to cut out the linear algebra discourse. Look at what it did to this dog 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Obviously. There’s the smart one that handles your basic day-to-day, and the dumb one that grabs control when it sees an unattended bag of Doritos that anyone—literally ANYONE—could just grab and nobody would care. 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The only scenario I can conceive of where snipers posted in DC would need a difficult-to-store amount of ammo is a zombie horde. This raises the question: does Donald Trump know that the Walking Dead is a work of fiction, and not a depiction of somewhere he’s just never been? 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026CONFIRMING THAT YOU OWE THE OLIGARCH MONEY BACK IS WORSE THAN AN INAPPROPRIATE GIFT How the fuck are we being governed by these dipshits who are going out of their way to GIFT LEVERAGE to Russian intelligence. Nobody made them do this! 010
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Here’s my pitch: as soon as a Dem is POTUS, every time someone complains about inflation, we should: 1) accuse them of being poor and dirty 2) insist that they define ‘inflation’ and refuse to accept any definition as accurate 3) tell them to “inflate deez” while gesturing in an obscene manner 100
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialJames "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic. 421330151
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialAndrew: weird and loud @ak0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"what type of animal did Kash Patel's best friend fuck?" Is going to turn into an intrusive thought question over and over and over 1222
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So Robert Kraft may have been the one to call Sheeran—but the idea that Kraft had to round up support of a big group of “all the stadium owners” is silly. It’s pretty much just John Malone and people who work for him. Statistically, you can very safely say “Bob Kraft and John Malone” did it. 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Elsewhere Patel said the FBI would no longer bar a candidate that was “forced” to participate in bestiality. But bestiality is a specific intent crime????? Duress would negate the intent on the part of the participant/victim, but not the coercive party. Would hope the FBI chief would get this. 001
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is what the specter of court reform can accomplish. Imagine what actual court reform can do… 100
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981551571
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just need Exxon to write an open letter urging BP to “slow down” extraction until they can come up with some safety regulations. 010
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The “push” for AI “safety regulations” is not what it appears to be. The AI tech bros don’t want restraints on their behavior—they want a legal safe harbor. So if they meet some very low bar, they and their company get complete legal immunity no matter what their hack-bot did this time. 100
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Whose hell is this? Is this how Hitler and Bin Laden are begging punished? Or is this Kirk’s damnation? Nobody pictured seems like they would enjoy this ‘debate’, but the aesthetics imply that ADOLF HITLER emerged from heaven’s gate to greet Kirk. 121
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jesus Christ the “much as they did that fateful morning” got me. These are the kind of commercials I’d see when grandpa fell asleep with the golf channel on mid-day. 001
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Time to Kermit crimes until we get a full muppet show revival 100
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response 262028458
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics. 662422258
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I hear randos on the internet say “weak sauce” I hear it as a single word, like “weaksauce” and it’s a silly trash-talking phrase. But a court says it? Two distinct words, an erudite reference to sauces and their strength. “Indeed your honor, the sauce they are making is weak.” 100
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialThe Lactose Intolerant Left @damnwymz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of serious film makers. They're all just out of frame, laughing too. 0311
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172572645
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day 21148237
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day is for Wobbly posting.m.youtube.comWorkingman UniteYouTube video by Joe Glazer - Topic 000
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seriously, I saw the trailer for this posted this morning and spent the whole day thinking “man, wonder what that new Nathan Fielder project is about. Trailer had that actress who kinda looks like Elizabeth Holmes doing crazy eyes” BUT IT’S REALLY HER? SHOT THE DAY BEFORE SHE WENT TO PRISON????? 131
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think AOC might just be personally sympathetic to MAHA. For example: for years now, she’s occasionally posted about the lack of new sunscreens on the US market, blaming the FDA. 100
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Plot twist: as is the custom of late, he makes a “contingent” retirement, but the contingency is on a “satisfactory successor.” Everyone assumes that he meant “my successor is confirmed in time” but he eventually reveals that he meant “I retire when I approve of my successor” (and he does not). 001
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement. 534296791
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good morning, everyone—Please welcome to the stage the inimitable Kathryn Tewson, to preform her signature number: “You’re wrong about the law, and I’m not going to stop replying until you admit it” 000
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.sociallizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i only chose it because we watched an episode of the Addams Family today where Morticia reads it to Pugsley as a bedtime story and i think she's the best mother this world has ever known and i strive to be like her in all things 31794
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is insane. I will argue any day of the week that the constitution protects your right to hug family members, and the federal government (including contractors) cannot categorically ban that. 110
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026NYT reporting that Mass SJC is holding a hearing on this now 000
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialAndrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 02/09/2026standing doctrine delenda est 0482
Reposted by @delaware-lawyer.bsky.socialJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979531450
delaware-lawyer.bsky.social @delaware-lawyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Quick question (no reason behind it): how does this apply to time that is tracked in increments of 1/10 of an hour (six minutes)? I’m working on a theory (and an article that people are going to hate) 000