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@defnotabanana.bsky.social
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Sports guy, big on video games, sometimes political

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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The booing that just broke out in the crowd in response to Hakeem Jeffries on the screen at the DSA slate election night party was so intense it immediately felt like Knicks fans seeing a Spurs fan after game 4.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Dating a clown would probably suck bc imagine trying to do foreplay and you’re stuck pulling an endless string of handkerchiefs out of her vagina
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Great question from @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, the Miami Herald reporter whose investigative series on Jeffrey Epstein led to his indictment in 2019.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Stat Padford when he has to face a top 10 pass defense:
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
These teams might actually tie
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Feds just arrested a reporter at the ICE facility outside Chicago
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk. He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is what I don’t get. Israel wants to have a European or even American standard of living and lots of laptop jobs and foreign capital but also thinks endless war with neighbors can be compatible with that.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Taz Wanted longplay my beloved
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i know no one cares about hypocrisy or shamelessness or anything anymore but these people really used to tell us they were scared of an armed govt being turned against americans, they made an entire career out of it
A screenshot from Fox News' The Ingraham Angle

Laura Ingraham is on the left third of the screen talking, the other 2/3 are taken up by video of Americans shouting down ICE agents during one of their jack booted raids

The chyron reads "Meet the anti-ICE idiots"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/05/2025
the belief that it’s inevitable that as the youth gets older, the more left the country will swing needs to be thrown out. the kids will not “save us” if the kids aren’t welcome in the party that is supposedly on their side! the party needs to completely embrace the populist left
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
16 Dems just voted to confirm Trump's ambassador to China, David Perdue: Booker (D-NJ) Coons (D-DE) Duckworth (D-IL) Fetterman (D-PA) Gallego (D-AZ) Hassan (D-NH) Kaine (D-VA) Kim (D-NJ) King (I-ME) Klobuchar (D-MN) Peters (D-MI) Reed (D-RI) Rosen (D-NV) Shaheen (D-NH) Slotkin (D-MI) Warner (D-VA)
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U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
In more positive (not for me) news, Milroe to Seattle isn’t a bad fit, I guess MacDonald thinks he can sit and develop and become like his own Lamar and I can see it working out if they let him sit. Gonna be annoying as a Niners fan to go up against if they develop him right.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
After seeing Tyler fucking Shough drafted at 40 I take back what I said yesterday, we can call the Shedeur slide racially motivated
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I think there’s a lot to be said about racism in the NFL among front offices (and you’d be justified to say it), but I think it’s reductive to say Shedeur is sliding bc of racism. He’s just an okay prospect from a system that prioritized throws behind the LoS. Skepticism if he’ll translate is valid.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/04/2025
he's just so fucking bad at internet, man. he's bad at jokes. he's bad at memes. he's bad at posting. he's bad at gaming. i can't remember any other person of notoriety on the internet be as consistently fucking bad at the internet for as long as he has been.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier:
Screenshot from The Guardian, 'In focus' section

LEFT SIDE: largest, takes up about 40% of the row
Democrats
'What if we didn't suck?': the leftist influencer who wants to campaign for Congress differently

MIDDLE: about 30% of the row
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'Everyone is breathing this': how just trying to stay warm is killing thousands a year in the world's coolest capital
In Ulaanbaatar, coal fires heat almost every home.

RIGHT: about 30% of the row
Analysis
How 'liberation day' compares with other stock market crises
A swift loss of 4tn pounds from global stock markets has led some to liken Trump's trade war to 1929 Wall Street crash
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was at the protest in Algonquin, at the far west end of the District! Some McHenry County voters invited me. It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile:
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Back in the gym so I can have thighs like Emma Frost
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Banning the tush push because you suck at stopping it would be like banning play action because you keep falling for it. It can actually be beat, you’re just mad that the eagles are better at running it than your team is at both running AND defending against it.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
One thing that’s really bugging me lately is how lazy news media has gotten, like why are journalists citing Grok in investigative journalism stories where it’s their job to look for the answer? Grok isn’t a fucking source, you can’t just ask it to do journalism for you
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I’m gonna be honest the George Foreman stuff doesn’t resonate with me because I swear I thought I heard he died in like 2018
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 15/03/2025
One of my favorite Chicago traditions. And one that wouldn’t be possible without Plumbers Local 130 as we dye the Chicago River green. Sláinte!
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I used to hit up wrigleyville for st pats but now I just go to the gym and write papers for school fuck I’m washed
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/03/2025
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We all see it, right?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/02/2025
she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this
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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 19/02/2025
Amid Trump’s rampage over the last 72 hours, Kamala got a CAA deal, Jen Psaki sought “how to win” answers from Rahm, and Pod Save Bros platformed Stephen A. Smith as a presidential candidate. The Democratic Party and its media outlets are a lifestyle brand, not an opposition.
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"Do you even lift, bro?" Of course I fucking lift. I lift up my cat multiple times every day to kiss his perfect little head and tell him how special he is. Get the fuck outta here.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I feel people hate the Chiefs dynasty more than they hated the Patriots because Bill hated the media and kept guys from doing too many public events and acknowledged they were villains. The Chiefs always try to be some lovable underdog and it’s like, we’re about to see them 3peat and Pat get ring 4.
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Elon heard people calling him the modern day Henry Ford and decided that also included the Nazism
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Donald Trump just took an oath to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" on the same day he will try to end birthright citizenship, a constitutional right
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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a football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the field
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Josh Allen with a grown man play god damn
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Genuinely if you’re a coach in the league at this point you’ve gotta be considering just telling your guys to light up the QB every chance they get since you’re gonna get a roughing regardless of how soft you are on the QB
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/01/2025
Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth?
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Insanely bad call lmao
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I hate the Kansas City Chiefs with all my heart man
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m convinced Andy Reid is the antichrist
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Me in 2060 when my grandkids ask me about Patrick Mahomes
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Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is the greatest video game ever made
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