Reposted by Bananatalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The booing that just broke out in the crowd in response to Hakeem Jeffries on the screen at the DSA slate election night party was so intense it immediately felt like Knicks fans seeing a Spurs fan after game 4. 1673098494
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Dating a clown would probably suck bc imagine trying to do foreplay and you’re stuck pulling an endless string of handkerchiefs out of her vagina 100
Reposted by BananaYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Great question from @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, the Miami Herald reporter whose investigative series on Jeffrey Epstein led to his indictment in 2019. 9443122
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Stat Padford when he has to face a top 10 pass defense: 010
Reposted by BananaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Feds just arrested a reporter at the ICE facility outside Chicago 8143361630
Reposted by BananaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee 373927763
Reposted by BananaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2025At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk. He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls. 54186053201
Reposted by BananaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet 668197794361
Reposted by BananaGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot 3155664465
Reposted by BananaRyan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 16/06/2025This is what I don’t get. Israel wants to have a European or even American standard of living and lots of laptop jobs and foreign capital but also thinks endless war with neighbors can be compatible with that. 2321736
Reposted by BananaMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm. 9794547211123
Reposted by BananaAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/06/2025i know no one cares about hypocrisy or shamelessness or anything anymore but these people really used to tell us they were scared of an armed govt being turned against americans, they made an entire career out of it 364111462425
Reposted by Bananaonion person @junlper.beer · 21/05/2025the belief that it’s inevitable that as the youth gets older, the more left the country will swing needs to be thrown out. the kids will not “save us” if the kids aren’t welcome in the party that is supposedly on their side! the party needs to completely embrace the populist left 602979332
Reposted by BananaMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/04/202516 Dems just voted to confirm Trump's ambassador to China, David Perdue: Booker (D-NJ) Coons (D-DE) Duckworth (D-IL) Fetterman (D-PA) Gallego (D-AZ) Hassan (D-NH) Kaine (D-VA) Kim (D-NJ) King (I-ME) Klobuchar (D-MN) Peters (D-MI) Reed (D-RI) Rosen (D-NV) Shaheen (D-NH) Slotkin (D-MI) Warner (D-VA)senate.govU.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session 246553234
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 26/04/2025In more positive (not for me) news, Milroe to Seattle isn’t a bad fit, I guess MacDonald thinks he can sit and develop and become like his own Lamar and I can see it working out if they let him sit. Gonna be annoying as a Niners fan to go up against if they develop him right. 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 26/04/2025After seeing Tyler fucking Shough drafted at 40 I take back what I said yesterday, we can call the Shedeur slide racially motivated 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I think there’s a lot to be said about racism in the NFL among front offices (and you’d be justified to say it), but I think it’s reductive to say Shedeur is sliding bc of racism. He’s just an okay prospect from a system that prioritized throws behind the LoS. Skepticism if he’ll translate is valid. 100
Reposted by BananaGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/04/2025he's just so fucking bad at internet, man. he's bad at jokes. he's bad at memes. he's bad at posting. he's bad at gaming. i can't remember any other person of notoriety on the internet be as consistently fucking bad at the internet for as long as he has been. 713253409
Reposted by BananaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/04/2025If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier: 342415212
Reposted by BananaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I was at the protest in Algonquin, at the far west end of the District! Some McHenry County voters invited me. It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile: 352970225
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Back in the gym so I can have thighs like Emma Frost 061
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Banning the tush push because you suck at stopping it would be like banning play action because you keep falling for it. It can actually be beat, you’re just mad that the eagles are better at running it than your team is at both running AND defending against it. 162
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 24/03/2025One thing that’s really bugging me lately is how lazy news media has gotten, like why are journalists citing Grok in investigative journalism stories where it’s their job to look for the answer? Grok isn’t a fucking source, you can’t just ask it to do journalism for you 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I’m gonna be honest the George Foreman stuff doesn’t resonate with me because I swear I thought I heard he died in like 2018 010
Reposted by BananaAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮 49808536113737
Reposted by BananaGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 15/03/2025One of my favorite Chicago traditions. And one that wouldn’t be possible without Plumbers Local 130 as we dye the Chicago River green. Sláinte! 1355251636
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I used to hit up wrigleyville for st pats but now I just go to the gym and write papers for school fuck I’m washed 000
Reposted by Bananajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/03/2025re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens 4334850310698
Reposted by Bananaonion person @junlper.beer · 21/02/2025she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this 3839885595
Reposted by BananaDavid Sirota @davidsirota.com · 19/02/2025Amid Trump’s rampage over the last 72 hours, Kamala got a CAA deal, Jen Psaki sought “how to win” answers from Rahm, and Pod Save Bros platformed Stephen A. Smith as a presidential candidate. The Democratic Party and its media outlets are a lifestyle brand, not an opposition. 716933
Reposted by BananaM̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17/02/2025"Do you even lift, bro?" Of course I fucking lift. I lift up my cat multiple times every day to kiss his perfect little head and tell him how special he is. Get the fuck outta here. 8642172
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I feel people hate the Chiefs dynasty more than they hated the Patriots because Bill hated the media and kept guys from doing too many public events and acknowledged they were villains. The Chiefs always try to be some lovable underdog and it’s like, we’re about to see them 3peat and Pat get ring 4. 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Elon heard people calling him the modern day Henry Ford and decided that also included the Nazism 000
Reposted by BananaPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Donald Trump just took an oath to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" on the same day he will try to end birthright citizenship, a constitutional right 26684157
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 20/01/2025media.tenor.coma football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the fieldALT: a football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the field 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Genuinely if you’re a coach in the league at this point you’ve gotta be considering just telling your guys to light up the QB every chance they get since you’re gonna get a roughing regardless of how soft you are on the QB 000
Reposted by BananaBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/01/2025Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth? 15627103
Reposted by BananaArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Insanely bad call lmao 1820011
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I hate the Kansas City Chiefs with all my heart man 000
Banana @defnotabanana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Me in 2060 when my grandkids ask me about Patrick Mahomes 000