Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 28/09/2026texting my former barista who works at the silver lake coffee shop now to get the backstory 020
Reposted by Christian BrownJosh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026theatrical concept of Chekov's Goon, if a dude is jerking it in the first act he's still gonna be jerking it in the second 021
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/08/2026when her hair is flaxen, it's fantasy. when her hair is twinkling, it's sci fi 040
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Time Regulation Institute, Ahmet Hamdi Tanpinar 061
Reposted by Christian BrownNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 05/08/2026No children (vow of chastity edition) 041
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 05/08/2026my brother in law the Catholic priest brought over his guitar and is just jamming on every Mountain Goats song he knows, which is a lot of them. he's even got the neck collar thing on 4170
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the pleasure of sharing something weird and strange in the groupchat and seeing it develop a life of its own. like releasing a sickly bird into the wild 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 23/07/2026if there's two suns it's sci fi. if there's two moons it's fantasy 050
Reposted by Christian Brownbossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE 641783
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 05/06/2026starting to develop real old-head music opinions, like "D'Angelo's Voodoo Is The Single Greatest Musical Accomplishment In History" 030
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 22/05/2026there's a guy practicing lasso tricks on the street and I don't have the heart to tell him that cowboying is dead in california 140
Reposted by Christian BrownThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026SNAKE: No… Nut November? MASTER MILLER: Snake, have you heard of semen retention? Survivalists believe that it helps them retain vital amounts of testosterone and electrolytes. OTACON (clearly panicking): Doesn’t that seem unnecessarily cruel to ask those that may die at any moment to hold that in? 424359
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 02/04/2026sandwich report: half a muffaletta from Mr Ed's Po Boy 160
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 19/03/2026the concept of French Dilbert. he doesn't work and his dog is fucking Mistressbert 130
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 06/03/2026like a dad in a 1950s sitcom. dog fetches your slipper and your nutsack peas 020
Reposted by Christian BrownJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/03/2026I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too. 46187782
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 26/02/2026more or less, yes. i've had to explain time value theory of teeth 110
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 26/02/20268 year old has been getting into elaborate collateral swaps and tranching of lost teeth to get more money from the tooth fairy. this is a recession indicator 1172
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/02/2026forgot that Police Story ends with Jackie Chan chest kicking an elderly man through a glass display case 021
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 10/02/2026clavicular roams asu like a ronin, his fame guaranteeing that at every crossroads a foid or moid will await to challenge him to mog 010
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 19/01/2026that's not a cantrip that's a disintegrating ray 0142
Reposted by Christian BrownThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo 14394111
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 18/12/2025cliche ass cat is literally playing with a ball of yarn right now. tell him to get new material 172
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 02/12/2025American Flagg says NO to AI generated imagery 031
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 02/12/2025used to think it was tufted on the end, but now I don't know. maybe he doesn't need one 160
Reposted by Christian BrownNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 02/12/2025Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not 8449121
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 30/11/2025ah, finally, a highway patrol car is weaving slowly across all five lanes. that will fix it 1561
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 21/11/2025nobody ever talks about the mole people these days 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 25/10/2025you think John Wick ever walks into a room and there are guns covering every wall and big plate glass cases and he just knows he's gonna have to do soooo much work in a few minutes 050
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 21/10/2025may I recommend the One Battle After Another soundtrack for drowning out airport bar patrons listening to various tiktoks 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 15/10/2025signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry 311327
