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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 20h
my vibrator died and then my car died 👍
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
14 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oughhh
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
meme showing king boo on bottom right corner and boo on top left corner with the edited text: "girls with glasses need glasses to see boos"
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They might as well demolish Italy altogether
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Caltex @californiatexas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
twitter was on a whole thing abt poems for a while and this is the only one that really caught my eye… i like it
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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
screenshot of a GameFAQs guide:

“3-3. THANKS TO...:

All the glory to Jesus Christ, God's only Son, for bestowing upon me the ability, inspiration, and opportunity to write this walkthrough!”
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flamesatgames @flamesatgames.com · 11/07/2026
DELTARUNE if it had good writing:
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ohhh mt fucking god
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i DELETED TWITTER OK GUYS I DID IT OK… this app is sooo lame u have all forced my hand. i have to grit my teeth and MAKE MY OWN FUN. i am the god of this NEW WORLD.
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 09/07/2026
Hypnospace Outlaw fans: We want to put on a show with a full band and the original OST artists including The Chowder Man, Barnaby, Fre3zer, Basidia, and possibly Seepage and Klyfta. If you'd attend, PLEASE fill out this form with your city. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Would you attend a live Hypnospace Outlaw concert?
Hello! Would you want to experience the music of Hypnospace Outlaw, live? I'm Jay Tholen, the creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, and along with Mike Rose from our publishing label No More Robots, we're c...
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
angel and i bought a 2004 suzuki vitara and it’s so cute and i love it but i look bad in this photo so i replaced my upper body with a ghoul
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ignore angels feet pls
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
they put protein in a cigarette
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Grid @isbergillustration.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Brightly Coloured Pretense #illustration
A blue single eyed person holding a single person sized match.
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
incomprehensible things i am saying
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
for a week now i’ve eaten nothing but bread, avocado, eggs, yoghurt and olives. this is all the food i have in the house. kind of reminds me of rations.
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
there are multiple skyscrapers in milwaukee wisconsin that are shaped like lighters
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
salvador dali stopped me dead in my tracks, got me tripping over my legs, wildly gesticulating and pointing — who, me? me?!
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
why didn’t they answer …?
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
march is gonna be the month i make my dreams happen!!!!!! i am making moves in silence trust!!!!
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i think 25 is gonna be the year i really start freaking out abt aging. i can’t even fathom 30
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PICKLE ❤️
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy VALENTINES TO MY DARLING DEAR oh my baby you dont know how much i love u ….
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
at a party trying really hard to stay in an emotional interesting conversation rn but someone else is talking abt movies somewhere else in the room and i can’t stay present
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
should i throw away my phogo into the river
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
feeling demented and crazed
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
lunch :/
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
finally finished silksong
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
wearing concert black, asked my other ensemble members “who’s funeral is it?” and nobody laughed… rather they shot me dirty looks for bringing up the very concept of death
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
today i opened a savings account and angel started investing in cryptocurrency #Profit
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
took a 15 minute jog for the first time in abt 6 years and i feel like i am abt to keel over and faint #weallstartsomewhere
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
every so often i will go and edit my letterboxd reviews like im a published fucking author. whenever i talk about movies and lettrbxd my autism leaps out and attacks my conversational partner. literally no one gaf abt this app like me. im not even proud. should i do this review thing as a career???
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
BEAR WITNESS
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jackie lantern 🎃 @needsart.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Tried the new GameShare via GameChat feature, only on Nintendo Switch 2! (w/ @dearsporm.bsky.social)
really blurry screenshot of Mario odyssey in online gameshare
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
ferret-sitting
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
harry potter and the human centipede when????
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