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@dearsporm.bsky.social
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my vibrator died and then my car died 👍
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oughhh
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
twitter was on a whole thing abt poems for a while and this is the only one that really caught my eye… i like it
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ohhh mt fucking god
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
?
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
angel and i bought a 2004 suzuki vitara and it’s so cute and i love it but i look bad in this photo so i replaced my upper body with a ghoul
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ignore angels feet pls
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
incomprehensible things i am saying
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
for a week now i’ve eaten nothing but bread, avocado, eggs, yoghurt and olives. this is all the food i have in the house. kind of reminds me of rations.
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
salvador dali stopped me dead in my tracks, got me tripping over my legs, wildly gesticulating and pointing — who, me? me?!
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
why didn’t they answer …?
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PICKLE ❤️
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy VALENTINES TO MY DARLING DEAR oh my baby you dont know how much i love u ….
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
feeling demented and crazed
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
it was inedible so angel brought me this we r both chefs by trade how did they fuck up so bad
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
lunch :/
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
finally finished silksong
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
this is me btw… if u even care (u can’t see me) (i am naught but a blur)
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
a
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
BEAR WITNESS
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
ferret-sitting
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
harry potter and the human centipede when????
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
bear witness
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
happy twenty first to my darlingest baby dear!!!!!!!! we are now rich in round one tokens
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
thanks jackie for sending me this. sometimes to be loved and celebrated is just the worst
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
thanks angel for making me this shit dumb fucking birthday video literally the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey fam! First time trying liquid eyeliner … what do you guys think of this look? ❤️🥰
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
seeing this in real life kind of felt like finding religion
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
being so fr the text service meant to help me w quitting vaping has only made it even harder. soon they’re gonna be like “Vaping = Negative Rizz 😋” This is harder than quitting Xanax
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
quitting vaping today (AGAIN) wish me luck
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baby mars @dearsporm.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
ouhhhh husbant…. now we are homeless.
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