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Deanna Something

@deannatheanalyst.bsky.social
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Cats, politics, data, games. I am an agent of chaos, but I have good intentions. People over profit always. Sunshine is vital. AI is trash. Crypto is a scam.

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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The snippet below is from Section 4, subsection 3b. It says the district is responsible for getting the info to the SoS, who then gets the info to county clerks. The point being that the info originates with the district, and the district has to make sure that it gets to the right locations.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been informed that I forgot to pay cat tax. My apologies. Our silly girl likes to use remote controls as pillows. The sweet one likes to do the "but I'm so cute!" thing when she gets caught up on the counters.
A tabby cat asleep with her head on a remote control A black cat standing on a stovetop
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to know where this mythical pan is, cause that'd be awesome.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel both seen and attacked
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As requested... The committee is plotting against me.
Three cats that are roughly in a circle
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this where Elon got the idea to do this?
Elon Musk jumping in the air at a Trump rally
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A screenshot that says "no longer following congresswoman Jasmine Crockett"
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heh
An Instagram post from the South Park account where they mock Trump by saying "You finally got your Emmy"
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Would anyone else like to see our cat "help" my husband build a deck? 😂
A cat on a table along with a bunch of MTG cards. She looks smug about knocking some of them over.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are they insane?!? All left turns closed, and the right turn onto 119 heading to Boulder? And they're going to keep it all closed until next year? The construction planning in this city leaves much to be desired.
Part of an email from the City of Longmont that reads:

Longmont - In order to safely build the new southwest bound bridge on Colorado Highway 119 at Hover Street in Longmont, all left turns at the intersection will be closed in early September and remain closed until the project is complete next year.

The right turn from southbound Hover Street to CO 119 will also be closed. All of the closures will give the construction team safe space to build the new bridge for vehicles.

“Building a bridge in the middle of the busiest intersection in Longmont while also maintaining all business access isn’t going to be easy,” said Colorado Department of Transportation Regional Transportation Director Heather Paddock.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A very angry looking cat sitting on top of some boxes
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The cover of the book titled Tender is the Flesh
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Colorado has a new law about AI and therapy that goes into effect next week. I couldn't believe this was needed, but now I wish other states would follow suit.
AI in therapy settings

Artificial intelligence in mental health care settings will be limited under House Bill 26-1195 to only administrative tasks. Providers will need to disclose the use of AI for tasks like transcribing sessions.

Therapists and other professionals will be banned from using AI to provide therapy, and all treatment must be provided by a licensed human.

The Democrat-backed law also prohibits companies such as OpenAI and Character.AI from advertising AI chatbots as the equivalent of a therapist or counselor, as more and more people turn to AI chatbots for that type of support. An October 2025 report from OpenAI showed that over 1 million people per week share suicidal thoughts with ChatGPT. It also comes as AI companies face wrongful death lawsuits after their chatbots allegedly contributed to a person’s suicide and discouraged them from seeking professional support.

From this article:
https://sentinelcolorado.com/state-and-region-news/colorado-news-state-and-region-news/new-colorado-laws-on-sports-betting-missing-students-and-ai-take-effect-wednesday/
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A drawing of a bird next to the phrase "dude, what the ever loving fuck"
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Max likes my new chair. The old one wasn't big enough to hold him. lol
A big, fluffy black cat sitting in a plush, green chair.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If Ogles is upset, I'm happy. However, he lost to this guy, so I'm not holding my breath on the new guy being any better.
Charlie Hatcher
Pro-gun. Pro-life. Pro-Trump. Farm Strong.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She's probably gonna block me as well, so here's the post in question, in case anyone is curious.
A quote post where the OP says "I see this as neither wise nor winning. They are a constituency in the city, and one whose power could be transformational if correctly shaped. I'd be more impressed if he could find the path to making them a good partner in city governance and policy." 

This is in response to the Wall Street Journal post about Mamdani removing the extra access that business elites used to have.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I looked at Watch Duty to see what happened, and my god. Look at this. Nothing I say is sufficient.
A screenshot of the western half of the United States on Watch Duty. It shows so many fires in the Pacific Northwest that you can't really see Washington or Oregon.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I need one. Our little gremlin got out of *everything* we tried after her surgery. This was the last attempt. It lasted a couple hours.
Tabby cat with a bandaged paw, wearing an infant T-shirt
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just got a message that I'm too anti-AI, to which I say this: *Big thanks to @effinbirds.com
A coffee cup with a picture of a bird, and it says I am a goddamned delight.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I saw some posts with fire updates, so I took a look at Watch Duty. Y'all...
Watch Duty screenshot showing a lot of big fires across Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A painting of a bird with the phrase "dude, what the ever loving fuck" next to it.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like being married to you?
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ha ha, the feed delivers the laughs! Thanks to @amutepiggy.bsky.social and @jcsalterego.bsky.social
A post from alexis simpson that has a popular picture of Joe Rogan, and a post from Jerry Chen underneath referencing the same picture.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dear Elias:
Fuck off.

Then keep fucking off.
Fuck off until you come to a gate with a sign saying "You Can't Fuck Off Past Here."

Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
But why? #Cats
Tabby cat on the carpet looking up at the couch like she's going to pounce
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Get a load of these jokers, acting like I committed a crime by waking up.
A tabby cat and two black cats all on a bed together looking at the human with very unamused faces
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You can't make this stuff up
A drawing of a bird with the words "Jesus butt-humping Christ" underneath it. Credit: @effinbirds
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The twins have decided to take my side of the bed. Rude. 😂
Two black cats laying next to each other on a blanket. One is asleep, the other is awake, but sleepy.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. 🐈 My oldest girl was cracked out like crazy, and we never figured out why. She kept attacking my arm all night. 😂
Tabby cat with dilated eyes
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Our senior girl was like this for a couple hours last night, and we have no idea why. She kept jumping up the side of the couch and smacking me. Cats are gonna cat, I suppose. 😂
A tabby cat with eyes that are very dilated
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Can we not? #cowx #cofire #SedonaHills
Watch Duty map showing location and size of the Sedona Hills fire. It's southwest of Loveland, and at 25 acres in size, according to the last report.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Never change, Boulder. 😂
A velvet painting of Matt and Trey behind a glass case
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. The two napping together have since become enemies, and the one in the hamper amuses me because she looks evil, but is the sweetest girl ever.
A tabby cat and a larger black cat napping together Black cat in a laundry hamper, looking up
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)
Napster
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I told her to stay off the counters. She refuses, of course. She knows she's adorable and can get away with anything.
A black cat standing on a cooktop, with a face that says "you should be petting me"
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm enjoying my new hobby. I was inspired by an episode of @badlawyerpod.bsky.social Thank you, ladies!
Cross stitch of a frog holding a knife, and it says I will be choosing violence underneath the frog
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The days that are grayed out are recess days. They're not going to be back for weeks unless they're called back.
Screenshot of congressional calendar that shows congress isn't in session today, and isn't scheduled to return until May.
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
She knocked this bag off the counter, dragged it into the living room, crawled inside, and then fell asleep. Being an agent of chaos must be very tiring.
Tabby cat asleep inside of a red shopping bag
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Mood:
Coming up: more problems
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for hell
Picture of woman yelling with the caption "Trump was sent by God"

The other half is a white cat with the caption "nail him to the cross and wait 3 days"
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Everyone disliked that
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
None of those. I've been addicted to sharpie pens for years (not the kind in the picture). Literally nothing else is even close to being as good.
Sharpie felt tip pens
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A picture of trees where the bottoms are surrounded by fog
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people
I had fun once 
It was awful
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Knowing how they work is how I know this nonsense is not enforceable. If you're gonna argue, do it in good faith, and allow a discussion. Some people. 🙄
"they will do it. And while enforcing it might be hard, they can fine the fuck out of u or add jail time. Don't dismiss this because you think knowing how VPNs work will somehow make you safe."
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
A tabby cat laying on her human's arm as a sign of power
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A bird with the phrase Jesus Butt-Humping Christ underneath it
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Deanna Something @deannatheanalyst.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
She's determined to make everything a pillow
A tabby cat using a router as a pillow while on top of a bookcase
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