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@deadwoodinn.bsky.social
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dumb white guy. this is all in jest, of course. also, you should Give me your credit card. he/him

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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a cool jpeg that says "chill out and have a brew!" it has a man holding a mug and he is at a casino
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 21/09/2026
Since I've had to remind multiple people over the last week: Microsoft is still under active BDS protest. That means Xbox and it's subsidies including Activision, Blizzard and Bethesda Yes that means the new Diablo. Yes that means the new DOOM. Yes that means World of Warcraft Forever
nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
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jessica harvey @jessiscah23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roman Sands RE:Build is out. After so many years, you can finally play our labour of love. It's deranged, it goes SO MANY PLACES, it probably shouldn't exist, and I've no idea if you're going to like it or not but that ain't the point. Roman Sands RE:Build. store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Roman Sands RE:Build on Steam
A service industry adventure with an apocalyptic flavor. A manic genre mashup told across two broken realities. Step through the cracks: find your Exit.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I am complicit in something:
A snippet of Dipshit Sheeran's dumb as fuck explainer why he's a coward.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please help.... My dog is nonverbal :( I just wanted a life like the mystery team but I VACINNATED my fucking DOG AND NOW HES FUCKING NONVERBAL AND WON'T MAKE A GOD DAMN HUGE SANDWICH WITH ME.
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/09/2026
yeah man i'd love to play a starcraft open world shooter it's just the boycott-- no no it looks great it's honestly, no fantastic work it's just i have to follow BDS you know, look its been great talking to you
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
need an account that posts out the events of 9/10, "live," but as if it's like the accounts that post as if it's 9/11. 12:24 PM: Tiktok user "Eldertiktok11" posted one of the first videos available from the aftermath of the event.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Usually, these things start with a script of some sort, okay? It'll probably be about space or technology or something. Then you have to hire a director, actors, people to make the set, people to operate the cameras. It's a really long and involved process, so I'm going to need the whole hour."
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Hey, I'm the highly visible washed-out son of an authoritarian president's political rival. Here's my extremely obvious scamcoin. I can't wait to join the esteemed company of Hawk Tuah Girl as the only people that have ever been charged for a cryptoscam."
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bio: Child of Strong Blood. I am a father, a Pastor. Theologian. Hobbies: 40k, Board games, reading science fiction and fantasy post: "heh, i'm a fan of a little philosophy I like to call.... kill or be killed >:) no bully would ever get one on me and live to see the next day"
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Full Veep Vindication.
Veep episode where Jonah says we're gonna take aim at Muslim math.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The way AI junkies talk about it reminds me of when my cousin and I played WWF Smackdown as kids and he kept holding in his piss until he couldn't anymore, ran to the bathroom, and then he rolled around on the ground cause his kidneys hurt a lot. In his defense, Mankind was on the front cover.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI Researchers who keep going insane: "Please! Save us from the super intelligence! Help!" Me, a person who knows how electricity works:
An unplugged chord. Everyone on they damn AI so in the future, the robots have taken over. Fingers can no long work - but one man has one mission and two good working hands. 

THE UNPLUGGER! COMING THIS FALL.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damn, these shoes rock! Everyone keeps telling me they suck ass because they're made from child labor and skinned dogs, but actually they're really comfortable and have great arch support? Why isn't anyone focusing on whether the shoe is good or not?
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know we're fixated on "spreadsheet people," but we really need to get on top of giphy dweebs. Oh, nice animated gif I've seen one hundred thousand times. Where'd you find it? Did it take you long? Do you have problems picking gifs with all of that drool on your phone screen?
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AI users: "ughhh ahhh... I simply cannot imagine a picture of Spider-man. what would he look like on a building? uuugh" Average non-AI user: "I can picture Spider-man in my mind very easily, actually. He is now fighting the nefarious Doctor Octopus. Get him, Spidey!"
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tolkien's writing is about fighting in hopelessness and having hope or something. Fellowship of the Rings, Prologue: "You gotta understand these lil' fuckers LOVE getting high."
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"We need this, you don't understand!" I say as I lap at the poles of the Stupid Ray, the weapon that turns you stupid. "If you're not into the stupid ray, you're gonna get left behind," I mutter as I point the Stupid Ray at myself and turn myself even more stupid.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagining Mongolian readers scratching their heads at sky above the part being collar of telescopes turned to a dead Chanel.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
something is in the sky.
Something is in the sky. it is silhouetted. It is just out of view. You can see its shape through the last light of day. The cars whiz by. There's shapes in the sky and no one seems concerned.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Young people still party. People have partied for all of time and will continue to party. What you're reading is the insights of a fucking dweeb.
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Korlis @korl.is · 28/07/2026
"Hello, Human Resources?!" Meme

'Know the work rules'
Appropriate: A dapper man points at a woman in a cubicle and says, "Pretend to boycott Sony over discs?". She responds "Awww, you're sweet."

Inappropriate: A caricatured nerd in a sweater vest asks the same woman, "Actually boycott Microsoft over genocide?", and she's on the phone to HR.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is your mind on big pick up trucks.
a terminal case of car brain
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I LOVE going to META-AFFILIATED APPLICATIONS in order to discover LOCAL EVENTS!
Big Markie Mark Z says to "Thank you for using my applications! I know your birthday! I love you!" Markie Mark's Big Brother Third Eye is WIDE OPEN and SEES ALL.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I realized I never reposted my AMV of Goku going Super Saiyan to Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush, so if you were ever looking for that, here you go.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 15/07/2026
In conclusion, Swatch Internet Time is the way and the light. It always has been. See you suckers on PIONEER 2
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Attention collectors and completists: you'll want to know my cartoons appear in the physical Onion, like my latest which takes a long, hard look the newest DCU blockbuster. In ink, on newsprint, as the Good Lord intended. My best, Kelly @theonion.com
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This should be the highest bet you can make. Playing poker? 12 bucks in nickels. Big game? 12 bucks. Whether I can scarf down this hot dog in less than 10 seconds? Get out those rolls of nickels, asshole. I'm HUNGRY!
about $12 in nickels
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“he worked for Blackwater” was the most information anyone ever needed to know what that dude was about
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

These are delusional, careless, and tedious people who will never suffer consequences like these, attempting to massage a bad message so they can get patted on the back for it. It speaks of austerity and profit margins with a ruthless, mercenary logic that they refuse to apply to the other, money-burning parts of the company. And while I do not doubt Xbox could have been run more efficiently, the problem isn’t Xbox; it’s Microsoft. Nobody has ever loved Microsoft; it has only been tolerated, and increasingly less so with its embrace of AI and enabling of genocide in Gaza. It is a B2B SaaS company wearing a person costume and demanding love like Scarlett Johansson in Under The Skin. This entire charade is all in the service of a scam, the livelihoods of countless people being thrown into a furnace so Satya Nadella can continue to dick around with Copilot, an AI product so bad that I have no evidence to suggest that anybody has used it on purpose including AI perverts. 
You do not have to grant the upper management of Xbox plaudits for a kindly-worded bloodbath. They have done nothing for you and even less for the people who work, and worked, for them.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Reminder: Microsoft, XBOX specifically, is on the BDS list. If you've been pussyfooting around that, now's a great time to grow a spine. bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please don't take away my emotional support usa flag :(
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Remember when Heath Ledger Joker saw a big pile of money and went "Yum! I love money because now I can buy commodities!" and then bought the biggest piece of shit fuck-you truck he could find?
"I love money!" heath ledger Joker said, sitting on his mountain of money.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Im feeling kind of down, can we just do bread and a half-assed circus?
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I died and saw heaven and God set up his own LAN network so they got HeavenNet up there and it's super fast and you can still game with your friends as long as they're also dead.
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose to not even respond to that. *inflates your economy making it big and round*
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i've always admired, and been disgusted by, the fact that this cool locked in gamer is wearing chelsea boots.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not even a single rogue soda cup?
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk?... We live in a future in which Celery Man is a prescient satire of our times.
youtu.be
Tim and Eric - Celery Man
YouTube video by Twinfold11
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Magic is really but there's only one spell and it's "The Spell of Pickling " good luck, adventurer
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Complaining about jump scares is sort of like complaining that the roller coaster is going too fast.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think Crazy Jane and Manray_2 should meet up. I think they're our finest thinkers and could really carry like 15 seasons for a Bones-like Deedle-Dee/Deedle-Dum detective duo. I wanna see them rummage through trash and blush as they both reach for the same receipt from CVS for cough syrup.
Crazy Jane
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Just how does one get a face value ticket ? Hmmmm. 

    manray_2
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    Came to ask this also.  Tickets were sold out, only resale available to public. Hmmm is right.  Didn't take him long did it?
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The J in JRPG stands for Japanese, making it a Japanese Roleplaying Game, but you don't really play a "role," as much as you are a predefined character, which is still a "role," but if we're using such loose descriptions, then Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault (2004) is a kind of JRPG.
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Deadwood Inn @deadwoodinn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
HAND WATCH! WATCH HIS HANDS! IF YOU STARE AT HIS HANDS LONG ENOUGH YOU CAN FORCE CHANGE WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER. LOOK AT HIS HANDS.
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