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Jon Plotkin

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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 7h
Troy McClure saying “AS YOU CAN SEE, THE REAL ISSUE WITH AARON RODGERS AND DANICA PATRICK IS THAI HE PLAYED FOR THE
PACKERS AND SHE IS A BEARS FAN”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ignoring the evil of it for a second, why is the UK allowing someone with a pending rape trial to leave the country when they pretty clearly are just not going to come back?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was what got my family to buy a DVD player.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve had numerous discussions where people say it’s hard to prove Trump committed crimes and like, its not. Maybe treason is a tough charge, but you can just prosecute the obvious ones that the media just decided were boring and it’d be easy to send him to jail for the rest of his life.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This reads to me as Newsom knowing he’s not gonna be president and just positioning himself for a cushy post-Governor job from the rich.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She’s been in congress for 43 YEARS?!
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s funny that “person who cares too much about whether their kids win or lose in their sports” is universally accepted as loser behavior except in the trans sports debate suddenly little league outcomes are sacred.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey what the fuck?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was once at a Goo Goo Dolls concert and John Reznik was plastered. He started telling a story that his wife asked him who his hall pass would be. He resisted but she insisted it’s just a thing for fun.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe she can ask her parents what it was like to see kU beat Mizzou.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck kU chant going in their house. You truly love to see it.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man I was gonna defend this becuase I thought Slotkin was about my age (where this was the feeling I got in the immediate aftermath as a child) but she’s 50 lmfao. Absolutely should know better.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Try and stop us meme with Missouri logo
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writing a series of alt-history books where the point of divergence is Seth McFarlane makes his flight on 9/11.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My favorite 9/11 memory is my school closing that day because we were a Jewish school and they were worried we’d be a target. Even as a third grader I remember being like “I don’t think the terrorists planned to attack the world trade centers, the pentagon, and a small Jewish school in Buffalo, NY.”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Makes sense since the last time kU beat us was the 1850s.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well I’m sure the main thing everyone is gonna be talking about at the water cooler tomorrow is JD Vance’s speech.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I watched it live I thought he was throwing it out of bounds. An absolute idiotic decision.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not even trans and this is just exhausting.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We used to bring washed up players that used to be good for us. Now we bring in washed up players that have never been good.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mattias Samuelsson
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Homer in the stonecutters. It says “remove the stress of real life” and in the second panel “and add the stress of Bills season.”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just because it isn’t the worst thing he’s done doesn’t make it less of an abomination. It’s a giant tapestry of disaster.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tobias Funke with his hair plugs.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To me this is the main reason data centers have such pushback. The average Joe doesn’t care about the environment, AI ethics, energy costs, or even cancer rates. That’s all abstract and has many factors. But the noise is immediate, obvious, and unavoidable.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guy from Pokemon saying “Oh! Oh my!
I can see MIRAGE ISLAND today!”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just got a free book a few days ago.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now that I know this is something that exists, this is incredibly obvious.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Never forget that Canada was gonna elect the guy running on “I’m a Canadian Donald Trump” in a landslide except Trump couldn’t keep his dumb mouth shut for a month so that strategy immediately became poison.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This might be controversial but I hate these people.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Jasmine Crockett should be thrown out of the Democratic Party. She’s embarrassing trash.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyone is making blowjob jokes, but this article is just an ad for BJs?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Salmon part is obviously bad, but I don’t think it’s cheating to just include the cost of the portion of mayo used. Obviously part of eating cheap is stocking up and using ingredients repeatedly.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Elon: we’re going to have “running through the painted tunnel” technology complete within 10 years.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I remember in 2020 even Trump was saying that Chauvin was in the wrong.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hell yeah.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/08/2026
[reloads game and makes other choice] ah say ah say boy now why would you go and do such a thing? ya can't give in your feelings over somethin so trivial. ah say boy, when one suffers, one's gonna spread that sufferin around like butter on cornbread! the sufferin within builds! are ya listening boy
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Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ah say ah say boy now why would you go and do such a thing. you gotta let the boy struggle on his own ya see. ah say boy your just pouring sand through his hands. are ya listening now boy? now boy your charity only made him a tahget for othas. do you undastand now boy.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So he doesn’t represent Israel because he wants to reduce the number of Palestinians killed? Smh everyone’s gone woke.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve supported our president through thick and thin, but if he’s actually unfaithful in his marriage I will have to reconsider.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tyler Bass
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The cover of the Atlantic with Jesse Singals article freaking the fuck out about trans kids existing while there’s a tiny headline in the top right about the US being unprepared for a pandemic (in 2018) is such an on-the-nose depiction of the insanity in this country that I can’t believe it’s real.
Atlantic cover from 2018. Basically as described in the post. I
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know it seems impossible to imagine but my understanding is that historically this is the kind of thing that leads to actual mutinies.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When I bought my Zubaz, Bills ones were $5 more than every other NFL team. Maybe the most shameless understanding of supply and demand I’ve ever seen. But I bought them so I can’t judge.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is literally the Justin Hammer scene from Iron Man 2.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Saying “sorry my b” is incredibly underrated.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If they hit me from behind, the weight of my corpse hitting the ground might keep the ball in place.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everyone is dunking on how this isn’t the point of the law but I don’t even want to cede this. If Scottie Scheffler wants to do a few years of HRT and be subject to hormonal monitoring then yeah welcome to the LPGA.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My metric for this is that Family Guy did a joke predicated on the assumption that you know JK Rowling hates trans people. It is not obscure at all.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Obviously this would be terrible, but given the massive inequality in the US, the evil seems totally held up by the “no income tax means no vote” part of it. I can’t imagine that if you added a floor of every person gets one vote, that there are enough super rich people to change an election.
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