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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/10/2026
Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize
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Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize
"Canadians will say they’re sorry, in that particular Canadian pronunciation, to literally anything, but they won’t say it to Donald Trump."
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/08/2026
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
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Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
OTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18/07/2026
Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass
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Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump is furious at Canadian wildfires blowing smoke everywhere but up his ass.
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
YOU: Saw this terrifying movie wth a scary witch in it last night.. ME: Was it "Weapons" ? YOU: No, it was called "Melania" RS
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 19/11/2025
Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad
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Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad - The Beaverton
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford is in production today on a new advertisement meant to play on U.S. television that sees former President Ronald Reagan point out how he, like most people, tho...
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Since the very first assholes appeared in the assholiverse, throughout the lengthy, destructive history of assholery, we have achieved the apex, the apogee, a government almost exclusively by, of and for assholes, the first truly pure assholocracy the U.S. has ever seen.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/04/2025
Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals
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Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals
NEW YORK CITY – Alexander Ovechkin has scored his 895th career goal, surpassing Wayne Gretzky’s record and making him first all-time among NHL superstars with terrible personal politics.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/03/2025
REPORT: Marco Rubio makes argument for why he’s a shrimp-dicked flunky
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/02/2025
You think we're going to forgive you for trying to destroy our economy? We're still pretty mad about a french judge costing our figure skaters a gold medal 23 years ago.
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Editorial: Trump underestimates how proud, united and, most importantly, petty Canadians are
By: Chris Standin President Trump has gone ahead with his long rumoured plans to put a 25% tariff on all Canadian goods sold in the United States (other than energy, which got 10%). He believes he can...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Josh Hawley will probably get fewer steps in today than he did 4 years ago.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The ultimate question. On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter: Trump or Musk ?
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