ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey, isn’t that the guy with the wife who has many artificial parts? 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hahaha, I can see the narrative of that song going south. If you know what I mean? 😉 100
Reposted by @ddavidwatts.bsky.socialThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/10/2026Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologizethebeaverton.comTrump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize"Canadians will say they’re sorry, in that particular Canadian pronunciation, to literally anything, but they won’t say it to Donald Trump." 14382114
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes Canada is sorry, very sorry that Americans elected a total dimwit for President 001
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Melania is ready to eat, already has her napkin tucked in 030
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Smaller sac today, no butt configuration kit 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not to mention what he thinks trade deficits are. That Wharton Business school is a load of junk 020
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s a bullet proof “vest” to protect his head as it is up his ass. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Haha, they need bigger hats, they look ridiculous 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The correct term according to one of my grandchildren is “worser”. 020
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Don’t forget Lake St Clair the Pluto of the Great Lakes 010
Reposted by @ddavidwatts.bsky.socialThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/08/2026Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch themthebeaverton.comCarney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch themOTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal... 201204431
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Wow, please let us Canadians be the 51st state! We are looking for more school shootings, higher crime, no healthcare and now a free bonus of more measles! What’s not to love? 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I was offered $4/month for the entire paper, I’m not buying one shitty opinion for $2. You are nuts 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 07/08/20261963: How was Dallas Mrs Kennedy? Really good if you exclude our car tour of the city. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I love your words “catheter Lane”, made me cringe a little bit when I read it (in a good way) 😉 110
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Can someone take Dum(b) Donald into the woods presumably to show him raking of the leaves but he ends up like Adriana on the Sopranos and never comes out? Canada is asking? 000
Reposted by @ddavidwatts.bsky.socialThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18/07/2026Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his assthebeaverton.comTrump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his assWASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump is furious at Canadian wildfires blowing smoke everywhere but up his ass. 633273
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Yes, American voters are that dumb. The rest of the world is shaking their heads. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Sadly I always thinks “gym bro, anti vaxer, conspiracy theory believer dimwit.” 020
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026So you’re saying there’s a chance a 1/3 chance of living, smoking is cool. JK it’s an abominable habit. 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The next Olympics are in the U.S Their dimwitted leader is a Putin fan, and Putin probably had Dumb Donald talk to the IOC 150
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well he now knows what a red card is, he seems qualified. 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Haha, that’s a good one, I could see @nationalpost.bsky.social using this as an actual headline 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Well it’s really making this Canadian rethink my thoughts of “I’d never move to the U.S. I mean, eating and talking on your phone in your car. What’s not to love. 031
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve seen lineups for a free kick in the bollocks with more people 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Haha, now they’re going with he has the biggest bestest signature, hahahah. Not a cult. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Despite this being totally ridiculous, if they were coming in through the northern border (they’re not) that would US CBP letting them in not Canadian border guards. Just made up shit for the new/old “communists are coming” scare 001
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026There is more grounds crew fixing the turf after a World Cup game 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Looks like it’s Underground Garage on Sirius satellite radio. 030
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026And his name rhymes with Gomer! He’s the complete package of dumb a f American. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026We’ve got some right wing nuts in Canada that blame J Trudeau when they stub their toe but now they blame Katy Perry too. 020
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026His hair seems especially bad the last two days,although that is probably least of his health concerns. Forgot to pack his favourite hairspray perhaps. 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Trump may be correct about one thing- Stephen A Smith is a dimwit 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Kay Kay’s face gets darker and darker and more Mar a Lagoed every time I see her. 050
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Start with stopping all flights from Canada, we (Canadians) wouldn’t give a flying fuck! 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026One headline? How about one word, JOKE. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Well the pratt part of his name is 100% correct. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 19/05/2026There will be sharks and on July 4 Evel Knievel will jump the pool full of sharks. 010
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026When my father was suffering from dementia we would often just take him for drives. 060
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Well in stroke victim Don’s defence, she is just very off putting and you want to sleep so you no longer have to listen to her. 000
ddavidwatts.bsky.social @ddavidwatts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Sad. There was a fellow Canadian in contention earlier in the tournament but I refused to even watch on TV. 010
