Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It wouldn’t surprise me if Mitch McConnell (in current state) turns out to be some AI robot. They only had a month to replace the real one, so it’s a bit of a rush job. 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Suddenly realising I’ve chosen a quite large tattoo for my first tattoo. 😬 if it hurts I’m in trouble! 000 0
Reposted by DaveBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 14/09/2026Beyond At the Mountains of Madness, there are three other H.P. Lovecraft stories that Guillermo del Toro (@realgdt.bsky.social) would love to bring to the screen: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/396755...bloody-disgusting.comThe Three H.P. Lovecraft Stories Guillermo del Toro Wants to Adapt for TelevisionLong before winning an Oscar for The Shape of Water, Guillermo del Toro regularly expressed his interest in adapting H.P. Lovecraft's novella At the 910324 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My swim shorts are shorter than I realised. Going up steps in this heat is borderline flashing people. 231 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Very excited that my tattoo consultation is less than a month away now 😁😁😁😁😁 020 0
Reposted by DaveLozRex @lozrex.northsky.social · 04/09/2026If anyone is looking for a flatshare in South East London from November, hit me up. SE20 / Penge. Key feature: you get to live with me yay! I am fully house-trained and will bake you all the sourdough you could eat 👍 www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/lo...spareroom.co.ukBright Double Room in Top Floor Flat | Penge SE20Penge : £990 pcm (inc bills). The Room: Huge unfurnished double room offering plenty of space for a double bed, desk, wardrobe, clothes... 233 0
Reposted by DaveThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201439891 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m going on holiday tomorrow for two weeks. It’s great and I can’t wait. But I’m going to really miss my dog, and she’s been cuddly and clingy all night 🥹🥺 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026live in: 🏴 born in: 🏴 parents: 🏴🏴 grand parents: 🏴🏴🏴🏴 been to: 🏴🏴🇩🇪🇧🇪🇫🇷🇦🇹🇮🇹🇻🇦🇬🇷🇮🇨🇺🇸🇴🇲🇨🇦🇵🇹🇱🇰🇲🇻🇮🇳 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Loving the Count Binface stuff going on at the moment. UK needs to do what it does best and vote him in 😁 050 0
Reposted by DaveJadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Do I spend my extra day off in bed today or do something with it? 2623 0
Reposted by DaveJadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Post yourself in your twink era (The closest I ever got) 4211 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Highly relevant when there are bloomfs posting these things! 🥵 030 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I feel like it’s some level of trauma if I get Sunday scaries when I’m not currently employed… 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026There’s something very sad about what’s happened to #Destiny and the leadership choices that led to this outcome. They had an epic story with so much potential, and they pissed it away for profit. 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Surviving this heatwave by living off raspberry ripple ice cream. I think I make good choices. 060 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 30/03/2026When you ask your phone to clean up a picture, but you need it to do your entire face… 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Andrex toilet paper sucks. Starting to wonder if a bidet might be a better choice anyway. 010 0
Reposted by Dave#1 Elizabeth Sparkle Fan @gracedbunch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Commando in jeans kinda day 0201 0
Reposted by DaveAndrea Bonazzi @andreabonazzi.eurosky.social · 16/03/2026Japan Cthulhu, Mondadori, late May 2026. 1155 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026How are sweet chilli sauce bottles always sticky? Even before you open them. Ick! 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Miserable weather, but she doesn’t care, so we do it anyway 🧡 050 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Proud of her. Glad Cardi B is standing up and being strong, while NMinaj is falling over herself for Trump. 040 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Gosh… how many giraffes get struck by lightning? They can’t even get lower than trees! 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026That was a hell of a Starfleet Academy episode… No spoilers. 030 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Browsing credit cards and I’m drawn to Amex, but only because of it seeming to be showy. Trouble is nowhere around here accepts them. So I don’t know what else to choose 🙄 100 0
Reposted by Davejeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I will keep talking about Andor Another thing I love is how it shows *everyone* can help in ‘the fight’. One small act of obstruction or protest or writing or action or politics can move the needle more than we realize you don’t have to be Luke Skywalker, just don’t be a fucking stormtrooper 1305 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I wouldn’t mind some snow here tbh. Being locked in the house for a couple days sounds nice! 020 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026They want everyone to be afraid. Afraid to say they no longer support him. Afraid to speak out. Afraid to stand up to them. Afraid to protect each other. 030 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Having recently come back to WoW after a 10 year break, I have to say it’s pretty fun now. The balance feels right. #wow #forthealliance 010 0
Reposted by DaveAmbivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026 25155535652 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I really don’t get the Avatar hype. The first one years ago maybe, but the new ones just feel like money makers. Why is James Cameron so obsessed with them? 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026There are still quite a few of the popular people from X that haven’t yet appeared on here. I guess it’s hard losing all those followers. 100 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Finally had the balls to ask to join a raid on my wow remix hunter, and it went from 60 to 80 in three raids. Now I want to do another! 😬😬😬😬 #wowremix 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Who ordered lows of -6C here? It’s the UK. We’re not meant to have this cold! 010 0
Dave @dcooke.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Wooo yay! The barn owls are back on the property! Their haunting screeches creeped me out last night! 🤣 030 0
