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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just popping on to say that 20k+ people screaming the lyrics to Dancing on My Own was a religious experience
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Robyn - Dancing On My Own Music Video
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think I’m going to take a social media break. I’ll be back eventually ✌🏼✌🏼
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brain = enemy
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Little Boy's Emotional Interview Reaction: Anxiety
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friendly reminder: clean your reusable water bottle at least 1x per week even if it doesn’t look dirty
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wish I could eat as much as I want with no repercussions
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been watching so much straight porn recently…. It doesn’t even make sense
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s like rain on your wedding day 🌧️
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of those days where I hit nearly every red light
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went to the gym and climbed the equivalent of the Statue of Liberty
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People posting short videos of them hitting a vape… cringe behavior
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
1 week until I see Robyn in Chicago and it feels like I’m not actually prepared with everything going on and closing on my new place. 🫩🫩
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is anyone actually feeling positive about the future or are we all just pretending that things are going to be ok?
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Nick @nicktyde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Friday
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
With as much time as I spend on YT I should pay for premium to avoid ads but I hate subscriptions
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Listening to Democrat leadership talk it’s abundantly clear why so many Americans don’t view the democrats as a viable political party
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ope. Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna scooch past ya and grab the ranch ✋
Mydialect.us map showing red areas across Michigan and the upper Midwest  

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Michigan — 
About 58% of your answers match a typical resident. 

My Dialect - Standard
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Hammy @hammy42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New shirt 😝 it’s going to be raining a lot today so no side quests ☹️
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Colby @colbydc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ya girl is 32 today 🥳
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Storms are rolling through and the pressure change has caused a headache. I just want to go back to bed 🤕
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clouds were putting on a show this morning.
A fluffy cloud backlit but the sun with sunbeams shining across the sky. 

Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
About to sign my life away. AMA
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does anyone have half a cup of 10 minutes I can borrow?
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did you know that one glass of the leading brand of orange juice contains twice the amount of sugar your kids should be getting in a day?
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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A photo of me staring at my camera. I’m wearing a white t shirt and glasses.
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thinking about eating out one of my bloomfs
Me in a black t-shirt
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Me lying in a hotel bed. Wearing a red shirt
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wine has me all emotional
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Marina Diamandis in Colorful Shirt
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🗣 WHERE IS MITCH MCCONNELL?
Pokemon pokopia font generator: where is Mitch McConnell?
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time I buy a bottle of Chardonnay I’m reminded that I don’t really care for Chardonnay 😏
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evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i show my bravery through taking selfies in portrait mode
me in a burgundy sweater with a white button up shirt underneath, the collar of the shirt is poking out of the sweater. i have wavy side-parted dark brown hair, a mustache and short beard, and i’m looking straight at the camera.
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#TedLasso time. Feels a bit weird continuing a show I started watching with my ex
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*blep*
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Should I get Indian food to celebrate my new condo tonight or wait until tomorrow after I close?
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Scott the Scot from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottyriot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the lil notch on this t is slutty af, and I dunno how else to describe it
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Less than 24 hours and I get to sign my name so many times and give away nearly all my savings
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Daria: I'm Overcome With Emotion
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I made a new friend tonight
A mini Aussie shepherd
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: according to live GasBuddy data, the national average price of diesel has reached $5.680/gal this morning, the highest it has been in 2026 and the highest since July 7, 2022. It's 13.9 cents from an all-time high.
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hopefully today is the last day of 2026 over 90°F here in west Michigan
Apple Music screenshot of the HEAT album. 

HEAT
Tove Lo & SG Lewis
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Hammy @hammy42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good morning cuties who live in my phone 😘❤️
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Good night bloomfs
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a man is sitting in front of a one direction sign
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Good night. I’m sweaty.
A picture of me lying in bed in a green shirt. A text overlay says Tuesday 10:18 PM
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Matty @meatier.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Best I’ve got. Either someone teach me how to actually flex them, or we try again next biceptember 🥴
Mirror selfie flexing my bicep in a black cut off tank. I make a little kissy face because I want kissies.
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, listen
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liv Tyler is so pretty it hurts
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Gym Leader Arya @gymleadermichael.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cute hair day :3
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got chills U got power I have needs Every hour
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YT loves to stop showing you videos for the channels you’re subscribed to 😑
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m erect, why aren’t you erect?
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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bananas, for me, para me, they’re a breakfast food. Idk that’s just how it is 🤷‍♂️
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