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GigaChad Pennington

@dcdcdc.bsky.social
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Occasional politics, the New York *sigh* Jets, behavioral psych, fantasy sports, and other general nonsense. Coming up from air after years on The Other Place. Making Commanders fans feel better about themselves since 2014

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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 12h
My eyeballs are the only spoon ill ever need.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you to my fellow HS (same graduating class no less) alum @barryp.bsky.social for this:
A picture of the Red Sox manager wearing a "No Time Like October" hoodie while being eliminated on 9/30
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go in blind!
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouod watch the shit out of his Outer Wilds playthrough (Though I'd also watch the hell out of your OW playthough too, Mike)
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, if this is what makes you feel better as you fade away for the year, then sure.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean this with every fiber of my being: Fuck the Sox!
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First graf here gives you a look at the creative process defector.com/rice-guys-tw...
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Rice Guy's Twinnish Blasts | Defector
Let me take you Behind the Blog™ for a moment. The Defector staff is currently assembled in a top-secret location, and a bunch of us were crammed into Lauren’s room to watch the end of Yankees–Red Sox...
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite part of the article is her use of "naive." She is clearly aware that she herself is naive and uses it to describe herself, but she also clearly does not know what that means.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could have seen (or been!) the Klobuchar staffer in the moment the whole "HawkEYES! It was the HawkEYES! IOWA HAWKEYES!" epiphany hit.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surely it was the hockey that everyone loved, yes?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would watch the hell out of a 60 minute @pablo.show interview with PTFO's legal guy. Hearing about all the terrified flase bravado he has to wade through would be excellent.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah.... they looked competitive. Being able to root against Indy, GB and Dallaas is also fun!
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact about Gallo beer: its sold as "Famosa" in the US because Gallo Winery has the rights to the name. Its pretty decent! All I drink when I visit my dad who lives in Guate. Basically THE beer of Guatemala, and you can order it by tapping your head with 3 fingers like you have a rooster comb.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very few people whose endorsement I trust more than Lander.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No particular order other than Outer Wilds #1 with a bullet. I hemmed and hawed at Ocarina of Time vs Majora's Mask. Still love both, but the Majora mechanic will just be something I think about randomly all the time
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or... hear me out. We win the Super Bowl AND get the top 2 picks.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wont refute this. We have Geno (the pants) we have the picks (the cigar), we have the swagger (our inability to feel pain).
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh you better believe I’m keeping an eye on those Jets picks
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is Love stil playing? He's been hurt for a few weeks multiple times. Get the backup in there.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love that the NY Times business model at this point is essentially leaning on YouTube level ragebait
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Trump administration just agreed to buy 100,000 Edison units. Walgreens is looking to see how many they can scrounge up from storage.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My buddy got mad at me when I refused to accept that Otton>Loveland in a larger trade offer he sent because "Otton has literally 40x times what Loveland has scored" (non-ppr scoring)
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But you forgot about Penix, McCarthy and Nix. No updates on them?
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Correction: Packers are gonna hand the Jets a top 5 draft pick (Jets get whichever of Dallas and GB is better)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm at the point where I don't want him to die. He's not allowed to die. He has to live. He has to live for centuries. Put him in one of those Futurama vats for heads. Not his head. Him. Mush the whole undying McConnell body into one of those little head vats and seal it.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its been pretty clear that he's aghast at what Trump is/is doing, and I think he now realizes that this mess is the natural end point of all his own scorched-earth shenanigans. Making him stew in that for a LONG time would be better than letting him just nope out the moment things crumbled.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In my bud's DK pool I, a ball knower, started DJ Moore against a porous secondary. I am losing to fools(!) who started Jared Goff, a qb outclassed and on the losing team.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 24/08/2026
Al Michaels quote bubble
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Ben Gretch @bengretch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every week, all season, I recap every game, in depth, including the biggest "Signal" and "Noise" ✅Watched every snap of every game Sun/Mon ✅~30 min+ per team analyzing/writing up Mon/Tue ✅Every player, all 32 teams, recalibrated ✅Signal & Noise bullets Pt 1: t.co/DdzHLSJu2A Pt 2: t.co/KNS3NJJYlF
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ill agree on the first one... but the second one was a slog.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium with a speech bubble implying he is saying the quoted post
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Chris @tck-1138.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
World's tallest, biggest disco envisioner.
Jimmy James is looking at his tower project with the world's tallest and biggest disco at the top.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jimmy James won an Emmy!
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol @michaelsalfino.bsky.social couldn't resist slipping a little joy over the Jets extra 2027 1sts into what was a FANTASY FOOTBALL column. Utter non-sequitur (enjoyable as it was for me). Never stop being you.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Scott Stevens said was on3 of the biggest pieces of shit i had the misfortune to watch. Unparalleled scumbag. At least Marchand and other dirt bags appeared to get joy from their play; Stevens was just out there hoping to hurt someone every shift.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Does human rights icon Malala Yousafzai know about Kevin Kolb?” the greatest thread in forum history locked after 27,000 posts
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So uhh...what's happening here
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why are you surprised? Geno is home, baby.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aaron Glenn and Reich with some absolutely trash clock management at the end of the half. Managed to taint an otherwise positive start.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
9 to 5 is the rare film in which a dream blunt rotation canonically get high.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really really hoping that this is the equivalent of Bill Belichick signing the practice squad Qbs off of every team he was facing from week to week. Otherwise Talarico is toast.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Talarico learned every single wrong lesson from Kamala. Waiting for the news that Lindsey Cheney will be campaigning with him.
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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But if they had removed the woke from it, how much wouod they have earned on day one? 2 Billion? 10? 1 trillion? There is no cap on imagination, Michael, therefore...
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