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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 12h

I kind of feel like generative AI is stealing my job but also when I watch an instagram video of a Japanese rockabilly guy playing Stray Cat Strut it suggests I search for more videos about “orange electric guitars”

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

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Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The Dodgers are too good, they have ruined the sport

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We really like our daycare but it tickles me that they claim they’re a Montessori and every time I see a picture the kids are all doing a coordinated task led by a teacher

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

After a weekend with a sick baby I’m like “wow, finally, I get to go to work!”

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This instagram account has precisely targeted me and every day shows me “the 5 best slacker rock albums” “7 college rock albums you may have missed” “lazy stoner 80s jangle for your Monday” “70s power pop that picked up where the Beatles left off” “Adventures of Pete and Pete energy”

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’ve heard it said that when you eat a legume, you make a leg out of you and me. But that doesn’t make much sense, does it?

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have followed this woman in my hometown on instagram who I did not initially realize was a real estate agent, and this is how i discover all the slightly trendy yuppies have moved to the neighborhoods where I used to see house/warehouse shows

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Kirsten Bladh @kerstanley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is an all-timer for “Private equity is anything I don’t like” type glonzoism.

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The mobility of children is simply not taken seriously or viewed as important. Something illustrative is how people will often say that kids "don't count" when you remind them that children and young teens are nondrivers who deserve the right to get around without cars.

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John Thorn @johnthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

On this date in 1845: first baseball game to be recorded in scorebook of Knickerbocker Ball Club, played at Elysian Fields of Hoboken. Alex Cartwright plays, William R. Wheaton umps.

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am reading a book about bird cognition and had the thought you could probably get an LLM to say some really silly things about the mental state of other beings. Like that has to be an area where the machine can’t statistic its way into getting it

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My daughter has been in daycare for 1 month and in this time we’ve all had 3 colds

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

man goes to doctor. says he missed a fly ball last inning. says life seems harsh and cruel. doctor says. treatment is simple. replace all your blood

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Took a risk and i think it paid off: Cheerwine (sickeningly sweet cherry soda of my youth) with a little fernet

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An underdeveloped part of my brain because of not watching sports growing up is that when someone hates the Mets or roots for the Phillies or whatever I’m like “whaaaaaaat?”

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is right when I started listening to the alternative rock radio station, and I had a piece of torn out notebook paper where I had written “system of a down” “incubus” “rocking the suburbs” etc so I could look up the bands

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really thought the deli on my corner that serves fried frozen Sysco mozzarella sticks cared about food, community, and human creativity… until I noticed they used an AI generated menu

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

parental leave didn’t feel like a special treat or a terrible slog, it just felt like “this is how life should be.” I feel the same way about Southern California weather. “I deserve this”

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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's a midterm election so let's see what the Brooklyn Democratic Party is up to!

brooklyn democratic party doing nothing but emailing me about updates to their attempted coup

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Also: you cannot run a city of 8.8 million people on the principle of "one senior citizen being inconvenienced is a veto"

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Feeling fucked up because all the dads at daycare have cool jobs. They’re all like “i wrote a book about a medieval poet” “I am an architect who only does art museums” and I am like haha I’m a computer programmer, no I don‘t do the website, I tell them how many people saw each advertisement

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Some real weird gothic (?) shit that Charles Bonaparte married his cousin to “preserve the dynasty” and then ended up living outside Philly and studying birds after the Bourbon restoration. They lived in his uncle/father-in-law the former King of Spain‘s lake house

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I love the Sheryl Crow song “all I wanna do” very much and I have thought a lot about whether you could do a worthwhile cover of it. All I can come up with is “Damaged” era Henry Rollins rant version

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Something weird in the air yesterday: - school bus hit a building in my neighborhood - I saw a car crash (everyone was fine) - turned on the Met game right as two guys collided and one got a concussion - immediately afterwards I slammed our front gate into my foot and drew blood

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Tim “Positive Subway” Smith @positivesubway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It tells you all you need to know about the role of policing in general that the people who are constantly shrieking about low-level crime and homelessness and bike lanes (lol) as intolerable intrusions on our quality of life have no problem with this

Private cars completely blocking a public sidewalk near a Bronx station house, rendering it unusable

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026

There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.

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Izzy.PumpkiNG | comms closed @izzydotpng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Listening to @nimbf.bsky.social and realizing Martin Mertens (Adventure Time) HAS to be a Corsair (x-men) reference. It would be one thing if they were both just mustachioed space pirate absentee fathers, but mustachioed space pirate absentee fathers WITH BIG RED COLLARS?

Marten Mertens from adventure time - a bearded guy in a red onesy with a huge collar

Corsair from x men, a mustached guy in a red onesy with a big collar

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m always waiting for the day at 5 month old swimming class where they get to go in the sauna

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All the menswear guys are posting their “starting to feel like fall weather” fits and let me just say they clearly saw the street fashion video where I got interviewed by Preppy Pete in 2023

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This creeped me out— someone on our block has scattered a 9-12-2001 New York Times all over the sidewalk

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I do not really follow Nathan Fielder and the first time I watched that trailer I wasn't sure it was Elizabeth Holmes so I was like. wow and their baby is there. a movie about how having a baby makes you become crazy, that seems cool

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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trump told 9/11 families that he was rescued from the rubble of the World Trade Center -- an obvious and shocking lie. Here's how the New York Times reports it. This is like reporting George Wallace's "segregation forever" speech as "Governor speaks at inauguration. Some remarks controversial."

New York Times:
Trump Honors 9/11
Emergency Personnel in
Washington
President Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously to a volunter firefighter who saved numerous people. He also added to a disputed account of his actions that day.
Sept. 8, 2026 Updated 1:54 p.m. ET

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Today my baby saw Zohran pass by on a float, got praised as very cute by Kathy Hochul, and ate beans for the first time. Gotta be a top tier day of her life

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I went to the lake in Chicago and looked at some birds and there were like 5 or 6 none of us could identify with our various books / apps. Theres a site that shows all the birds people have spotted in a location recently and that didn’t help either. The wonder of nature!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society

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Dan Burton @dbstandsfor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This bus driver in Chicago is stopping at each stop and asking the people waiting where they’re trying to go, because the bus isn’t following the usual route. amazed

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