Reposted by BortsPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Pepper was actually the name of the doctor, not the monster 1223935 239
Reposted by BortsAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6 62358 235
Reposted by BortsYakhunt @yakhunt.net · 14/10/2026The Smiths, if Bill Oddie was the lead 'singer' 18715 87
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 13/10/2026take the fucking nuclear football off of the dangerous weasel. please. 000 0
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 13/10/2026also get a friendly parent to put you on the group as someone's uncle, stepdad or something and lob some hand grenades in there. 010 1
Reposted by Bortsfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I coach my son's U15 football team. I have been with them the last 6 years. I recently found out that the parents have a separate WhatsApp group and discuss my match day decisions and training techniques. Some parents can be dicks. Last season coaching. 4539912 399
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Did same as you. Always found it galling that the loudest complainers dropped their boys off late for training, never ran a line and always threatened to take their boy to another club but never bloody did. Still loved it and I miss it loads. You've made a difference for loads of boys, good on you 0470 47
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 13/10/2026'so Michael, can you talk us through your creation?', 'mixed it, baked it. Cake.' Stares deadpan into space. 100 1
Reposted by BortsDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do" 52799931717 10K
Reposted by BortsExile @exhile.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Manchester City are simultaneously in a title race and relegation battle. 052 5
Reposted by BortsNatasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The quote I shared several times on air tonight…. 614750 147
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Big Barrel will likely bankroll you and the smaller container, jerry can and bottle industries will fall in line forthwith. 010 1
Reposted by BortsAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Car manufacturers should go back to putting CD players in cars as standard. Not everything is available on streaming. 181388 138
Reposted by Bortswillythepeople.bsky.social @willythepeople.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nope. Reform and their beer-bellied Blackshirts are the greatest threat to our way of life. 0132 13
Reposted by Bortsubik @ubikwintermute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this quote feels more relevant every day. 121 2
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like a good anon opin but this isn’t one. Not even close to witty or funny, give your head a wobble. 000 0
Reposted by BortsIan M @marriotti67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He probably thinks this award is about him. 1728056 280
Reposted by BortsDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185634908 18.6K
Reposted by BortsNettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week. 17270882919 7.1K
Reposted by BortsMarina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Strange sensation in my chest… Warm Fluttery Slightly alarming Is this …hope? 7370651 706
Reposted by BortsWill Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is Jesus Christ far-right? 414451 144
Reposted by BortsMayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 27/09/2026A new, publicly-owned bus company for London - with routes, fares and timetables set for the benefit of Londoners and visitors, not for private profit. The first route run by Buses for London will start next year. www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...mylondon.newsTfL confirms when new publicly owned London bus company will launchSir Sadiq Khan has described it as a "bold new approach" for London's bus system 1033968 339
Reposted by BortsMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.static.klipy.comAmy Poehler's Perfect Chef's KissALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss 652878547 2.9K
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ah man. Sorry that happened to you. Not your fault. To beat him may have served a momentary purpose, but you didn’t and made a choice that makes you the better man. You saw his vulnerability when years earlier he ignored yours. He didn’t beat empathy and compassion out of you. 111 1
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It is sad when people have a lived experience of something that is happening again to people, right in front of their eyes, and they cannot feel empathy and solidarity. Shame on them. 010 1
Reposted by BortsSimon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not at all fascist, said no one ever. 10345 34
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yeah, never want to single out anyone but JSL is not convincing with the ball at his feet and has been flat on his feet, slow to react. I like the guy but he needs to work on ball work and reaction time to be better all around 120 2
Borts @dbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There is a shitty uniformity about so many things. Phones used to be fun, now they are indistinguishable from each other, not even ringtones are unique. Trainers had character but now all the 80s and 90s ‘ classics’ get rehashed. Come on creatives, be brave. 050 5
Reposted by BortsGene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Middle England today 151539382 1.5K
Reposted by BortsPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663524838 3.5K
Reposted by BortsCat Hobbs @cathobbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Any new Thames Water model must pass these 5 tests: Profits 100% reinvested Ownership 100% local councils We get a vote - households have accountability levers Efficient borrowing - public sector interest rate Representation: users, workers, environment weownit.org.uk/news/power-t...weownit.org.ukPOWER: The 5 key tests of public ownershipWhen he came to power as Prime Minister, Andy Burnham said he wanted to end 40 years of neoliberalism, and repeatedly criticised the privatisation of life’s essentials. 03816 38
