Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What a disappointing, simpering suck up. Be more like Carney, FFS. #auspol 120
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Now that it's a US territory, send all of ICE there to protect it from immigrants. *they don't get any ships or anything. 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026WHAT is that? A Twisted Sister pin on your uniform!? 1310
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Sir, a second child has fallen into a silverback's enclosure 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Looks like Kimmel touched a nerve. Call me crazy, but I think touching kids is exponentially worse. 011
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026He's heard how much celebration there'll be with Trump's eventual demise. He can only work his way to second place even with these hot takes. 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Saw this posted on a Facebook group. We got a National Park pass last time we were in the US. I'm so glad it was two years ago, as I couldn't keep that version as a souvenir and it would be too small to wipe my arse with 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Unserious clown show. People voted for incompetence. 040
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If any Aussie worshippers of this fuckwit could give themselves an uppercut, that'd be great. After you've done that - paracetamol is cheap at Woolies. 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"We fucked up the trade routes, you can either clean it up or buy from us" 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026"You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system." 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026“A bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes” - Douglas Adam’s 010
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026They're all shit people, but I'd love this for Lindsey. 000
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026It’d be great if it’s shingles, that can be painful. Although it could just be ketchup that’s ricocheted off the wall. 000