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Doctor Lexus

@dblexus.bsky.social
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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up. #Leguminati

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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a disappointing, simpering suck up. Be more like Carney, FFS. #auspol
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now that it's a US territory, send all of ICE there to protect it from immigrants. *they don't get any ships or anything.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Voters be like
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WHAT is that? A Twisted Sister pin on your uniform!?
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sir, a second child has fallen into a silverback's enclosure
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Niche
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When they swap it without asking
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Looks like Kimmel touched a nerve. Call me crazy, but I think touching kids is exponentially worse.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Quiet, piggy
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He's heard how much celebration there'll be with Trump's eventual demise. He can only work his way to second place even with these hot takes.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
American politics be like:
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Saw this posted on a Facebook group. We got a National Park pass last time we were in the US. I'm so glad it was two years ago, as I couldn't keep that version as a souvenir and it would be too small to wipe my arse with
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Unserious clown show. People voted for incompetence.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If any Aussie worshippers of this fuckwit could give themselves an uppercut, that'd be great. After you've done that - paracetamol is cheap at Woolies.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"We fucked up the trade routes, you can either clean it up or buy from us"
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Great job Donold. 5D chess.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've only seen the Iranians clowning on him
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Explains the masks.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is me
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system."
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Every time I hear a story like this:
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It's the shit demon from Dogma
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“A bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes” - Douglas Adam’s
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
No fucking way
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
They're all shit people, but I'd love this for Lindsey.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It’d be great if it’s shingles, that can be painful. Although it could just be ketchup that’s ricocheted off the wall.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Zoning and economic impact"
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
He's currently couching ideas.
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