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Doctor Lexus

@dblexus.bsky.social
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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up. #Leguminati

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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 9h
Why are we allied with these sick fucks? Im over it. We may as well stand alone. The US wouldn’t help us anyway.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14h
If I wake at 6am, check the phone and find that it’s happened, the bubbly is being popped. Time of day does not matter.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess the “fighting tories”bit won’t be happening
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump just invited foreign adversaries to rain fire on two US cities, saying he doesn’t give a stuff. How the hell isn’t the No Kings rallies a once a week thing? It’s been proven time and time again that just 3.5% of the population peacefully protesting stops this shit
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This guy is fucking good at this. Forget smarmy Newsome, Ossoff should be the nominee.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got "flee to Russia" on my bingo card
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We may as well ally with China if we’re already partnering with dictatorships that murder their own citizens. At least China is more stable and isn’t broke.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI won’t kill us all, not directly anyway. It’ll be some idiot to making a fatal decision based on an AI hallucination.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shame there’s not aneurysms bursting
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure about 100% dingbat, a percentage that high leaves no room for “fuckwit”
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Natalie Harp became president of the USA so gradually that no one even noticed
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a disappointing, simpering suck up. Be more like Carney, FFS. #auspol
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still believe that Trump will keel over before facing any consequences, but someone in their 40s is playing with fire here. If he doesn't end up in prison when this is all over, the US will have proven that it's utterly broken* from a democratic standpoint. *It acutally is, don't @ me
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see them referred to as Gestapo, but they’re more like the Brownshirts
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t worry, AI will kill us all by then
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Furry Bureau of Intercourse
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Mistral employee once told me, you’re only as good as your fans
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He was only a slightly more coherent POS
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminds me of "Death Becomes Her" where they're just held together by makeup at the end.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bold to think he’d even bother with the highest bidder, itd be just the bidder who’d cause the most chaos
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2026
IT’S HERE! Out custom-engraved bottle of champagne is chilling as we speak! #WhenItHappens
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when they loved Aussies over there. It’s really got me stuffed why the DFAT Smart Traveller advice for the US is still green. Should be “Reconsider your need to travel” at the very least
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Executive order to change the spelling of ‘prison’ to ‘heaven’
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How is babby formed
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unfortunately it’s over, Farage is the wiener
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Christ on a bike, we’re fucking pathetic If Trump wants a 51st state, we’re just willing to roll over
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bernie is wrong, Trump is in fact a mad king
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
According to Richard Marles on ABC right now we are competing with other countries to spend more on defence to prove to an alcoholic wife beating former Fox News host that we are pulling our weight. Very normal stuff.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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What Ever Cartoon Dog
ALT: What Ever Cartoon Dog
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You mean corporations don’t self regulate and the free market isn’t ethical? Fancy that.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Osborn would be less gleeful about killing poor people
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Everyone saw how those guys ideas worked out 80-90 years ago, yet somehow these muppets reckon they’re worth a second go. Bonkers. Even more bonkers is certain politicians thinking they can find common ground.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Then it turned their brains to sponges and here we are Fun fact: Covid causes neurological damage
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There were people in the 1940s who would never tell the Gestapo where the Frank family were hiding. Look for the helpers.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The algorithm is out there It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now that it's a US territory, send all of ICE there to protect it from immigrants. *they don't get any ships or anything.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A taser was mentioned, you conveniently ignored that and added in something silly
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At the very least, if a data centre can’t be run on 100% carbon neutral sources then it can’t be built Existing centres that don’t meet that criteria should be shut down
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seems like they’d be getting off lightly
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cruel, but fair
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyone who wants to inspect what’s inside kids pants should automatically be on a sex offenders list
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Imagine how bad it would be without seatbelt laws
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Voters be like
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Competence porn
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember when it was a deal killer in voting for someone
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WHAT is that? A Twisted Sister pin on your uniform!?
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Same with Brian Tyler Cohen “Trump really SCREWS HIMSELF THIS TIME!” Rinse, repeat for years on end and Trump just keeps gathering more enablers
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