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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Remember, folks, lame duck Massie has been seated since 2012, he's been here for all of the Trump fuckery, but waited until the very last minute to (fail to) file articles of impeachment. Will the voters remember in 2028 when he tries to win his seat back?

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tell your idiot friends: Vote blue no matter who, BECAUSE the majority party in each chamber of Congress controls the agenda and you'll never get your free fucking pony if you keep protest-voting against the party that really wants you to have the free fucking pony!

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What I wanna know is how she managed to get hair, makeup, and wardrobe by the crew of Murder, She Wrote for the 2020 RNC.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I wish when folks with followings would talk about "blue no matter who" that they'd cover the fact that chamber-majority means EVERYTHING. You can't complain that the minority party has no power when YOU, the voter, decided they shouldn't have it.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Before Alexa got AI I could say "Alexa, lights," just like on Star Trek, and she would turn on the lights in the room where the speaker was. Now, she starts an argument with me and rattles off the names of every light in the house and their 5000 options. Bezos forced South Park Alexa on us all.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Bill Maher has a 24 year old politics show (his second) but still doesn't understand why we're locked in a 2 party system. Bill: It's called "first past the post voting." That's why. How do you still not know this? Petition your govt for better voting methods that truly speak the people's will.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I got a letter from him just the other day It says "You may already be a winner!" #songiteration youtu.be/sEz1C7olS6E

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Would you PLEASE stop saying "unhinged"?? Stop using the vernacular of the oppressors, it legitimizes them.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Today in "Things Donald Trump has done for Putin": Using a large fraction of our ordnance in Iran leaves us less prepared for a larger conflict, such as one Putin might start, knowing that our ability to respond to such is severely depressed. Everything Trump does is for Putin. Everything.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Just a reminder that this isn't actually Trump's war, and it's not Bibi's war either. It's Putin's Bonus-War. Everything Trump does is for Putin. Everything.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

So many people think the Iran war is being fought to distract from the Epstein files. They are wrong. It's being fought to normalize the Russia-Ukraine war. Everything Trump does, he does for Putin. At their private meeting in Helsinki, Putin reminded Trump of the compromat he holds.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

But what about the buggy-whip industry? When does Big Buggy-whip get their bailout?? Surely they deserve it as much as klean koal.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Remember, kids: Fiscal Conservatism is an active culture war.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

They couldn't have made it more obvious, the Department of Just ICE.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Can we please stop with constant popups? I click New Post and start typing. I'm not a great typist so I look at the keys. After the 2nd sentence I looked up to see that none of my words made it to the screen. Instead, a popup for a feature that nobody asked for. Maybe put that shit in the sidebar.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

"If you never know anything about anything, what qualifies you to be Speaker?" asked nobody. Three cheers for the Fourth Estate!

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Stop saying "antifa," say the whole thing: anti-fascist. Seriously, folks, stop letting them define our terms. "We" know that "defund the police" meant funding social programs, but "they" were able to convince the poorly educated that it meant wild anarchy. Stop saying antifa. Please.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Please stop saying "Law & Order," it's a dog whistle.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Stop saying "unhinged". I don't know who started it, but the fascists have overused it so much it no longer has meaning. Don't use their ridiculous words. No more "nothing-burgers". thesaurus.com exists, use it!

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

"Today, reporters noticed that the online United States Constitution, maintained by the Library of Congress, was missing parts of Article I, the part of the Constitution that lays out the rights and duties of Congress. Parts of Section 8 and all of Sections 9 and 10 were gone." -HCR

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

As I've been saying. It's not 3D-chess. It's not voodoo economics. It's "Lick my balls."

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

You understand that the tariffs are mainly to get other countries to kiss the ring and then their tariff is lifted, right? Nothing is ever about the thing he says it is. It's not the new voodoo economics, it's his malignant narcissistic personality disorder.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Since South Africa is not a NATO member, can we ask NATO to come arrest our South African invaders and take them to The Hague? Thiel and Skum specifically.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

No one could have predicted that the constant threat (and concerted attempts) of financial retribution, as well as the disastrous handling of a livestock epidemic that yearns to become our next pandemic, might destabilize the economy leading to a return to growing inflation.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

All this bluster and the "compromise" was *checks notes* the thing he already had. His idiot followers think he pulled off a major gambit in 4-D chess, but he was only distracting from the South African coup taking place in our formerly secure institutions.

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Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/02/2025