Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Remember, folks, lame duck Massie has been seated since 2012, he's been here for all of the Trump fuckery, but waited until the very last minute to (fail to) file articles of impeachment. Will the voters remember in 2028 when he tries to win his seat back? 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tell your idiot friends: Vote blue no matter who, BECAUSE the majority party in each chamber of Congress controls the agenda and you'll never get your free fucking pony if you keep protest-voting against the party that really wants you to have the free fucking pony! 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What I wanna know is how she managed to get hair, makeup, and wardrobe by the crew of Murder, She Wrote for the 2020 RNC. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just catching on, George? He would be terribly easy to manipulate if you people understood that he is not a person, he is a pathology. Cater to the malignant brain, stop trying to deal with him like he's the least bit normal. FIFA knows. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In federal politics it's not "this candidate vs. that candidate," it's "do you want the liberals to control the congressional agenda, or the fascists?" THAT is what every vote comes down to every two years. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I wish when folks with followings would talk about "blue no matter who" that they'd cover the fact that chamber-majority means EVERYTHING. You can't complain that the minority party has no power when YOU, the voter, decided they shouldn't have it. 100
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026He couldn't even find the handle himself, had his tiny fist wrapped around the flag until they explicitly showed him the wooden end. 030
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Before Alexa got AI I could say "Alexa, lights," just like on Star Trek, and she would turn on the lights in the room where the speaker was. Now, she starts an argument with me and rattles off the names of every light in the house and their 5000 options. Bezos forced South Park Alexa on us all. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The race is stupid and ridiculous and shouldn't happen. But since it IS happening, it's well known that manhole covers can and have become dislodged during street races of this type. A couple spot-welds will prevent that. Don't be mad at physics. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bill Maher has a 24 year old politics show (his second) but still doesn't understand why we're locked in a 2 party system. Bill: It's called "first past the post voting." That's why. How do you still not know this? Petition your govt for better voting methods that truly speak the people's will. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I got a letter from him just the other day It says "You may already be a winner!" #songiteration youtu.be/sEz1C7olS6E 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The racist mentality is ok with taking the pain as long as somebody they look down on is taking more pain. That's why. 163
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Pretty sure that last bit is a 3rd commandment violation. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Our GOP legislature is in a death cult where they all know each others' damning secrets so nobody rats on anybody else. 030
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Like Navalny in Russia? Every GOP campaign would focus on how to make the other guy a felon. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Does Tom have a wife? Should somebody check in on her? This has big "why did you make me hit you" vibes. 1184
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Would you PLEASE stop saying "unhinged"?? Stop using the vernacular of the oppressors, it legitimizes them. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Putin's oil doesn't go thru the Strait of Hormuz. His oil is profitable only when prices are very high. Everything Trump does is for the benefit of Putin. Everything. (Yes, I'm aware of the uninsured shadow fleet that Ukraine has been sinking. Doesn't change the thesis.) 040
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Correct, it was not "a" car, it was an entire motorcade. 1190
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Correction: For _Putin's_ ego and benefit. Trump's benefit is merely a side effect. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Today in "Things Donald Trump has done for Putin": Using a large fraction of our ordnance in Iran leaves us less prepared for a larger conflict, such as one Putin might start, knowing that our ability to respond to such is severely depressed. Everything Trump does is for Putin. Everything. 030
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just a reminder that this isn't actually Trump's war, and it's not Bibi's war either. It's Putin's Bonus-War. Everything Trump does is for Putin. Everything. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The purpose of the Iran war is to normalize the Ukraine war. Trump works for Putin. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Remember Helsinki? That's when Putin beat his dog into submission with photos of the compromat he holds. The Iran war is all about normalizing the Ukraine war. "See? Everybody wars, it's just the thing we all do, right? Perfectly normal." AND Putin's oil is suddenly worth pumping again. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026So many people think the Iran war is being fought to distract from the Epstein files. They are wrong. It's being fought to normalize the Russia-Ukraine war. Everything Trump does, he does for Putin. At their private meeting in Helsinki, Putin reminded Trump of the compromat he holds. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Ok, but also Donny has always dreamed of dropping nukes, there's history there, and newty could be getting the ball rolling with that post, put the bee back in Donny's bonnet. 002
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 13/02/2026But what about the buggy-whip industry? When does Big Buggy-whip get their bailout?? Surely they deserve it as much as klean koal. 011
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Never forget that Susan Collins ran on a term limits platform and promised never to serve more than 2 terms, 5 terms ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0N...youtube.comSusan Collins Promised to Self-Limit her time as Senator more than 22 years agoYouTube video by US Term Limits 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Remember, kids: Fiscal Conservatism is an active culture war. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026They couldn't have made it more obvious, the Department of Just ICE. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Like every time I open a program, "ZOMG THERE'S A NEW VERSION!! ARE YOU GOING TO GO GET IT NOW? WHY AREN'T YOU DL'ING IT YET??" What's wrong with a flashing thingy on the menu line saying "Update Available"? Maybe even "Urgent Security Update" and a tool-tip "This can wait until your work is done ." 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Can we please stop with constant popups? I click New Post and start typing. I'm not a great typist so I look at the keys. After the 2nd sentence I looked up to see that none of my words made it to the screen. Instead, a popup for a feature that nobody asked for. Maybe put that shit in the sidebar. 100
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I'm somewhat offended that the question is still being asked, OF COURSE he wants Goliath to win! He desperately wants Putin to love him. It amazes me how long it talks the talking-heads to catch up to where we cromags have been for years now. 020
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You've never encountered a door that was locked from the outside but could be opened from the inside by pushing the cross-bar? You need to get out more. 0100
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025And surely the "real" xtians don't bring that trouble on themselves. "He goes to church every week, so he must be a good person." 020
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Why can't a single reporter there hold up an iPad and play the videos for the man who has never seen anything ever the most? 020
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025"If you never know anything about anything, what qualifies you to be Speaker?" asked nobody. Three cheers for the Fourth Estate! 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I'm pretty sure Mittens Romney is the only true believer in the GOP. For the rest, religion is just a tool for self-advancement. Kinda the definition of "taking the lord's name in vain." 030
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I know there's no law against this, only "rules", but doesn't the city require permits for demolition of an inhabited building? 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Close, he's a 5th grade bully with a 3rd grade vocabulary. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025When exactly was he trying to hide that in the first place? He says he's going to do a thing, then he does it, then all the pearl clutching. 010
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025We know. It seems like only the talking-heads are surprised that he continues to behave the way he has always behaved. 040
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Stop saying "antifa," say the whole thing: anti-fascist. Seriously, folks, stop letting them define our terms. "We" know that "defund the police" meant funding social programs, but "they" were able to convince the poorly educated that it meant wild anarchy. Stop saying antifa. Please. 020
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2025He's doing exactly what Putin told him to. Everybody thinks the kompromat is peepee tapes or pedo pics, but I'm pretty sure it's actually Russian money laundering receipts. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Please stop saying "Law & Order," it's a dog whistle. 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 23/09/2025One more time: He's destroying the US economy, with the longer goal to ruin the world economy, all for the pleasure of Vladimir Putin. 020
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Stop saying "unhinged". I don't know who started it, but the fascists have overused it so much it no longer has meaning. Don't use their ridiculous words. No more "nothing-burgers". thesaurus.com exists, use it! 000
Doobie Keebler @dbkeebler.bsky.social · 07/08/2025"Today, reporters noticed that the online United States Constitution, maintained by the Library of Congress, was missing parts of Article I, the part of the Constitution that lays out the rights and duties of Congress. Parts of Section 8 and all of Sections 9 and 10 were gone." -HCR 100