Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I don’t care about the regular MPAA ratings system, but I do need to know in advance if a puppy or a cat dies in the movie. Until that system is in place, here is advance warning that a cat dies in “Obsession” but it looks like a stuffed animal so I didn’t cry like I did for John Wick’s puppy. 🐱 🐶static.klipy.comobesssionALT: obesssion 000
Reposted by Davis McDavisFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268166333
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Man with thumb for head complains other people look weird. 000
Reposted by Davis McDavisDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690613671
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Now in my Etsy shop. I first saw Phoebe Bridgers perform this song in an empty theater on Late Night With Seth Meyers, deep in the heart of Covid. ♥️ Phoebe Bridgers Original Painting – “I Know the End” Live Performance Art Original Artwork by Davis McDavis davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4534... 000
Reposted by Davis McDavisRick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July to those who appreciate that America is a melting pot of many different flavors, not just angry, uneducated mayonnaise. 17664121164
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026New in my Etsy shop: Cyndi Lauper from her underrated performance as Sylvia Pickel in the not-yet-cult classic “Vibes,” also starring sexpot Jeff Goldblum. $50 off for the month of June with promo code GAYVIBES. davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4522... 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026One of Madonna’s best albums is “Something To Remember” but for some reason everyone forgot about it. It doesn’t even have its own GIF, I had to find this one from the “Rain” video.static.klipy.comMadonna Ill RememberALT: Madonna Ill Remember 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Really, NY Times?! Get with the program! It’s Gay Pride month! 000
Reposted by Davis McDavisJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A failed op-ed writer bankrolled by billionaires purging a universally liked and credible straight news journalist from 60 Minutes really has to be the height of the complete slide of American news media into a complete death spiral. 394360775
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The “people also ask” questions I got in the AI response when looking up this traitor is such a weird admixture of additional questions asked by transphobes and MAGAs. They are sofa king concerned with hair - its color, texture, or absence. 🤔 000
Reposted by Davis McDavisThe Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 11/03/2026The prankster art group MSCHF say they are “all rooting” for the cow named Angus to be saved by its shareholders. on.wsj.com/4blscqYon.wsj.comArt Fans Will Decide if This Cow Lives or DiesThe prankster art group MSCHF sold off stakes in a young bull named Angus thinking owners might keep him from becoming beef, but the final cow-ntdown is looking grim. 281
Reposted by Davis McDavisRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I just want everyone to remember that at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later) you’ll be able to hop on a plane, fly your cute self down to Florida, rent a little car, drive to that chintzy ass country club, unzip your pants, and piss on his grave. 4461152
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Last night we watched Adventures In Babysitting but made the mistake of watching it on Disney+ where it is edited for content, so what is usually the best exchange in the movie became: Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell! Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter! 😕media.tenor.coma close up of a person making a face with their tongue outAlt: a close up of a person making a face with their tongue out 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My part starts at about 1:02. 🫠 I spent so many hours reading a (paper!) book I didn’t care about, and it paid off!how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.comJill Rips LIVE! | How Did This Get Made?Paul, June, and Jason enter the cold room to tackle the 2000 Dolph Lundgren thriller Jill Rips—a movie without a single character named Jill. LIVE from Largo in L.A., they discuss the insanely long re... 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM 170
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I had a guess as to what the purpose of the goats was on Severance, and I was correct. Also now I kinda want a pet goat. I’m kidding! 😂 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I was thinking about what I need from the grocery store, and I realized my shopping list was once on Sesame Street. (I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)youtu.beLoaf of Bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butterYouTube video by surfrdr 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I know a lot of people didn’t like Katy Perry’s last album, but do we really need to shoot her into outer space?! 010
Reposted by Davis McDavisRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 24/02/2025The people who are yelling about “biological female” and “biological male” couldn’t even explain what a chromosome is like okay Cletus how about you sit the gender and sex discussion out until someone explains to you what inbreeding does to a gene pool first. 519713
Reposted by Davis McDavisStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Amen to that. 1857705127375
Reposted by Davis McDavisnacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Margaritas imply the existence of a bigger, stronger drink called Margara. Which in turns implies an even bigger version called Margarota 1721017
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Personally, I’d like an inefficiently overstuffed FAA. I have no problem paying for a few more air traffic controllers over the absolute bare minimum needed. 020
Reposted by Davis McDavisChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers. EVERYONE: okay what about police officers? MAGA GOOFS: how dare you 7754133
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer is the J. Peterman catalog of today. Whoever is writing it is doing a great job. On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.media.tenor.coma man and a woman in a car with the man saying pizzaAlt: Amy Sedaris in character as Jerri Blank in “The Virgin Jerri” episode of Strangers With Candy, in a car with Drake Rogers, saying “Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!” And then honking the car horn. HONK!HONK! 020
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆 #pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio 030
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now! 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono 020
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist 040
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball. 020
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱 020
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact! 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂 030
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025It's been 4 years since the insurrection; lots of people are asking if Tucker has figured out the answer to his question yet. Having suckled on both, he's in a unique position to answer. Why isn't the MSM talking about this important topic?!?! 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025ATTENTION: I want to be friends with whoever put this flyer up on North Crescent Heights between Santa Monica and Sunset. It’s hilaaaaarious! The 1st photo is Saturday and the 2nd one is Sunday. When I go to Crunch later today we’ll see if my octopus friend has become an OctoVenus De Milopus. 🐙 060
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 30/12/2024How are they going to fit a volcano into Joe’s Pub?! 040
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’m home for the holidays and seeing this painting of my Grandma Evelyn that I did several years ago. She was a really nice lady and I think this painting looks just like her. ♥️ “Evelyn” 8”x10” acrylic on canvas 050
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Not everyone knows the Babadook is OUT and PROUD. #Babadook #babashook 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024This is one of my earliest paintings, a self-portrait. I still feel like this is a very accurate representation of myself. 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024🎼 “I'm just a fool when lights are low I cain't be prissy an' quaint I ain't the type that can faint How can I be what I ain't I cain't say no.” 🎶 000
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024“Paging Mr. Herman (Bellhop Pee-wee)” 2021 11”x14” acrylic on canvas I animated this but the actual painting doesn’t talk. 😆 110
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Here’s a kitty named Pancake I painted way back in 2018. “Pancake” 12”x12” pastel on board 010
Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024“AAARGH!” aka The Scream (Pee-wee Herman Pet Shop Snake Rescue) 16”x20 oil on canvas I painted this to express my feelings of helplessness during the rapist con man Trump’s 1st administration when “the party of family values” began separating children from their parents, sometimes permanently. 110
