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Davis McDavis

@davismcdavis.bsky.social
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Artist, husband, cat parent, nudity enthusiast

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The poor man is infested with TDRS.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Get that kid an itty bitty book light! *This message brought to you by the year 1982
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We were already stepping in and adopting a cat. You think it would be a good idea to also bring home a large dog we didn’t have room for and had not prepared to care for? Instead of letting the no-kill shelter adopt the dog out to someone else who wanted it in the near future? That’s nonsensical.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When my husband & I adopted our cat, an elderly man was bringing back a dog he sadly realized he could not care for, even though he wanted to. It was a no-kill shelter. He was saying his goodbyes to the dog and it was so heartbreaking I could barely stand it. The old man was not evil, just frail.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All right, so if someone dies unexpectedly and their relatives can’t take care of a dog or if relatives don’t exist, what do you propose they should do?
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes people have very valid, very sad reasons to give a dog to a shelter.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I did a little googling and they are different but both can be treated with a warm moist compress. 😁 Hope you feel better soon! And at least it’s not somewhere important like on your tits. Who needs eyes? Now you can see what it’s like to be blind!
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My husband gets blepharitis - is that what you have? There are some drops and eye wipes you can get that help. Also warm moist compresses.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mitch is fine! I ran into him at the Gay Pride Parade! He’s such a party animal he just doesn’t have time to do his actual job that we pay him for! Or else maybe he’s in a coma but his staff has access to AI and they don’t want to lose their jobs. Which is the truth? No one can say.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t care about the regular MPAA ratings system, but I do need to know in advance if a puppy or a cat dies in the movie. Until that system is in place, here is advance warning that a cat dies in “Obsession” but it looks like a stuffed animal so I didn’t cry like I did for John Wick’s puppy. 🐱 🐶
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obesssion
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sending strongly worded letters is useless when the President is an illiterate crook.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, it turns out he didn’t want to impose Sharia law after all. He’s just doing his job really, really well instead. I can’t believe the Republicans lied to me…😂😂😂
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does your cat try to lick/eat the whole other cat you just made? Asking for a cat friend.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Don’t make me choose!
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Two Dwayne Johnson
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me.”
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He’s yet again not aware how disgusting he looks, and is comparing himself to a hot, fit guy and mistakenly unaware that he doesn’t actually measure up. He’s historically had a ridiculously positive self-image for a man who doesn’t know how to blend his foundation into his wig line.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It does. Happiness lies in your own hand.
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Madonna Ciccone Winks in 80s Music Video
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good doggy.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ve been saying this but then I ran into him on the street. He’s fine, guys!
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
* Anal sex
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I predict he’ll fire her on August 4th when Mitch McConnell will finally be allowed to die so there’ll be a distraction.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just got the Our Place toaster oven/air fryer and it’s the adult Easy Bake Oven of my dreams.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
F*ggot. 😂 What? It’s just a reading joke.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Listen, Jacko - let me give you a little bit of advice. No one makes friends with a failure. Okay? You understand?
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Stephen Colbert Enjoys a Sweet Treat
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yes, this is the important lesson Madonna was telling us in “Secret.” “Until I learned to love myself I was never ever lovin' anybody else Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand.”
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Madonna: Masked & Gloved
ALT: Madonna: Masked & Gloved
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In the Pines for the weekend. 😂
A retro-inspired poster saying “Wish You Were Here” and “Fire Island Pines” over a photograph of the sand dunes with two gentlemen of brief acquaintanceship befriending each other on top of the dunes.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I remember that feeling.
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Isabella Rossellini: Evil Siempre Viva
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes! I ran into him on the street! Here’s a very believable video of us!
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love that pink house, it’s the most cheerful house on the beach!
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yay! I’m so glad you like it! I think it was hampered a bit by the enigmatic title, it doesn’t clue you in that it’s such a funny show. “Right this way, Ms. Degeneres!” Oh, and one of the Insta Gays is in Dory’s cult in the 5th Season of Search Party, but he leaves before the stuff happens.
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The Other Two I Am Gagging For You
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Man with thumb for head complains other people look weird.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hmmm…maybe The Flight Attendant or Russian Doll? Both of those I really liked. Strangers With Candy (Paramount+) is very different and interesting. More of a sitcom tone than Search Party, but basically everyone on the show acts like Elliott/Eldad (John Early). Oh, also “The Other Two.” (HBO)
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I already watched it once, and I’m rewatching it now that it’s on Netflix. The last season is craaaaazy. Maybe you’ve seen it by now.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“There are too many people here - but I’m not one of them!” 😂
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Now in my Etsy shop. I first saw Phoebe Bridgers perform this song in an empty theater on Late Night With Seth Meyers, deep in the heart of Covid. ♥️ Phoebe Bridgers Original Painting – “I Know the End” Live Performance Art Original Artwork by Davis McDavis davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4534...
A painting of Phoebe Bridgers holding a microphone against a green background with a sign saying “The End Is Here” and an arrow pointing at her.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What’s going on, officer?
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just humming the opening song of Wicked for no particular reason really.
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Ariana Grande Wicked: No One Mourns The Wicked
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to those who appreciate that America is a melting pot of many different flavors, not just angry, uneducated mayonnaise.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is the kind of content I need. In these uncertain times, I’d like to at least be able to believe in object permanence.
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When you put it that way, it’s really more of a shrug. 🤷‍♂️
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New in my Etsy shop: Cyndi Lauper from her underrated performance as Sylvia Pickel in the not-yet-cult classic “Vibes,” also starring sexpot Jeff Goldblum. $50 off for the month of June with promo code GAYVIBES. davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4522...
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