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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was thinking it would be funny if Peaches covered “Four Women,” but I just looked it up and that’s literally how she chose her name, so I guess the joke’s on me. 🥹

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The poor man is infested with TDRS.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Get that kid an itty bitty book light! *This message brought to you by the year 1982

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Mitch is fine! I ran into him at the Gay Pride Parade! He’s such a party animal he just doesn’t have time to do his actual job that we pay him for! Or else maybe he’s in a coma but his staff has access to AI and they don’t want to lose their jobs. Which is the truth? No one can say.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

He’s yet again not aware how disgusting he looks, and is comparing himself to a hot, fit guy and mistakenly unaware that he doesn’t actually measure up. He’s historically had a ridiculously positive self-image for a man who doesn’t know how to blend his foundation into his wig line.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’ve been saying this but then I ran into him on the street. He’s fine, guys!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

In the Pines for the weekend. 😂

A retro-inspired poster saying “Wish You Were Here” and “Fire Island Pines” over a photograph of the sand dunes with two gentlemen of brief acquaintanceship befriending each other on top of the dunes.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Yes! I ran into him on the street! Here’s a very believable video of us!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I love that pink house, it’s the most cheerful house on the beach!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

“There are too many people here - but I’m not one of them!” 😂

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Now in my Etsy shop. I first saw Phoebe Bridgers perform this song in an empty theater on Late Night With Seth Meyers, deep in the heart of Covid. ♥️ Phoebe Bridgers Original Painting – “I Know the End” Live Performance Art Original Artwork by Davis McDavis davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4534...

A painting of Phoebe Bridgers holding a microphone against a green background with a sign saying “The End Is Here” and an arrow pointing at her.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

New in my Etsy shop: Cyndi Lauper from her underrated performance as Sylvia Pickel in the not-yet-cult classic “Vibes,” also starring sexpot Jeff Goldblum. $50 off for the month of June with promo code GAYVIBES. davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4522...

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Really, NY Times?! Get with the program! It’s Gay Pride month!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I spent like 20 minutes looking up this verrry appropriate Amy Sedaris quote to comment on your post. I could not remember what episode it was on and I thought the quote was “Sports, ugh,” which did not help. 😂

A scene from Bojack Horseman with Diane talking to Princess Carolyn. Princess Caroline says “ugh, sports.”

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

“Lovable scamp Trump reminisces about his son Barron’s birth, when he went to Lake Tahoe with his mistress, but sent her home so he could bang Stormy Daniels!”

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The “people also ask” questions I got in the AI response when looking up this traitor is such a weird admixture of additional questions asked by transphobes and MAGAs. They are sofa king concerned with hair - its color, texture, or absence. 🤔

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I have a feeling it’s basically Agatha Raisin but an American version. (It’s a mystery show where the biggest mystery is “how does she afford her stunning wardrobe?”)

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Mine is tits, pits, Oh Mary!, and Aunt Gladys.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM

Jason Mantzoukas, June Diane Raphael, and Paul Scheer posing on stage at the Largo theater following the “You Got Served” episode of the podcast “How Did This Get Made.” Paul is wearing a pair of checkerboard Vans shoes which are mentioned in the episode.

A photograph of me in my Tilda Swinton t-shirt next to film and TV star Jason Mantzoukas, who is making a funny face for the camera as he kindly poses for a photograph with me. He is wearing his signature white button-down shirt and has a prodigiously large beard. I also have a beard but it’s like half the size of his.

A photograph of me grinning widely with film and TV star Paul Scheer, who is also smiling. At the bottom of the photograph you can see his checkerboard Vans sneaker, which figured prominently in the “You Got Served” episode.

Two small photorealistic paintings of a pitbull and a bulldog with the title “Thank you Davis McDavis for these amazing portraits of our pups” posted by Paul Scheer on Instagram.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆 #pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio

A photo of a beautiful gray cat sleeping with two open eye emojis over his closed eyes.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist

An easel holding three small expertly excited photorealistic paintings of Siamese cats.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂

A pastel painting of a fluffy white and tan puppy dog lying on her back in a bed of grass looking up at the camera.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I saw the Cocoa Puffs version in the grocery store and it made me feel dirty. If Sniffies was a cereal, this is what it would look like. 🍑 💦

A box of “Cocoa Puffs Loaded” cereal which features the Cocoa Cuckoo looking ecstatically at a piece of cereal which has been split in half and is drippingly full of a white creamy substance that is oozing out of it.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

It's been 4 years since the insurrection; lots of people are asking if Tucker has figured out the answer to his question yet. Having suckled on both, he's in a unique position to answer. Why isn't the MSM talking about this important topic?!?!

A photograph of a perplexed Tucker Carlson staring tuckerly into the camera and plaintively asking, "Why does Putin's cock taste like Trump's hole?"

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

ATTENTION: I want to be friends with whoever put this flyer up on North Crescent Heights between Santa Monica and Sunset. It’s hilaaaaarious! The 1st photo is Saturday and the 2nd one is Sunday. When I go to Crunch later today we’ll see if my octopus friend has become an OctoVenus De Milopus. 🐙

A flyer with a cartoon octopus and the headline “Do you want this octopus to have fewer arms?” The arms have tear off strips with the word “yes” on each arm. One arm has been torn off.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

How are they going to fit a volcano into Joe’s Pub?!

Poster for an upcoming show named “Goddess” at Joe’s Pub in New York, a cabaret venue.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

She’s dangerous….ly talented!

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I try to avoid listening to news about the felon rapist. He’s just so f-ing stupid, every word out of his tiny butthole lips is like an ice pick in my brain. I guess you need to keep up so you can run around on social media defending him. Putin pays people to do it, but you volunteered. 😂

A cartoon of a Trump supporter with his face shoved into Donald Trump’s buttcheeks, exclaiming “Your farts smell so good, Mr. Trump!”

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I’m home for the holidays and seeing this painting of my Grandma Evelyn that I did several years ago. She was a really nice lady and I think this painting looks just like her. ♥️ “Evelyn” 8”x10” acrylic on canvas

A painting of an elderly woman with gray hair and a red sweater.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Not everyone knows the Babadook is OUT and PROUD. #Babadook #babashook

A photograph of a bearded Babadook touching a rainbow Pride flag.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

This is one of my earliest paintings, a self-portrait. I still feel like this is a very accurate representation of myself.

A pastel painting of a clown with one normal eyebrow and one scab eyebrow on the street at night in a blue fake fur coat with an abstract taxi cab in the background.

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Davis McDavis @davismcdavis.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

And when I grow up, I'm gonna look up From my phone and see my life…

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