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David Sim

@davidmsim.bsky.social
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English teacher in Madrid. Formerly picture editor in Kennington, London. Interested in food, music, photography (iPhone 15 Pro Max), architecture and hiking. 🏳️‍🌈

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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My local bins are giving me: Stan Laurel? Donald Trump?
Shadow of bins on pavement 
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s Spain‘s national day, and we have perfect view from our balcony 
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see the football people are angry.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cuban motion = havana shit #strictly
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cloud balancing. #madrid
A long thin cloud seemingly balancing on one of Madrid‘s four towers, Cuatro Torres
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the same school as Richard E Grant. (Yes, the one in Swaziland he doesn’t stop going on about. Great school.)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“What a piece of fucking work is a man!”
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“If you fuck us, do we not bleed?”
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Though she be but little, she is fucking fierce.”
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nut the crack. #vito #strictly
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have just started re-watching breaking bad (third time). And I’m shocked by the spelling of hydrofluoric acid. It is not “hydroflouric”. 
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My laptop camera suddenly stopped working this afternoon. I googled everything I could, used ChatGPT, installed drivers, uninstalled devices, did a hard reset, went into device manager, terminal, the bios, oh, I don’t even know how to describe half of what I did. But nothing worked.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waiting for @john-self.bsky.social to post #stupidgame re today’s connections
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Top 5 Albums On The Day I Turned 18 (Reconstructed) The Human League: Dare Blondie: The Best of Blondie John Lennon: Imagine Soft Cell: Non Stop Erotic Cabaret Peach: On Lion for Evolution
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
Cute little helicopter at the Madrid Air Museum. Sorry, I didn’t take note of what it was called. Cute little helicopter at the Madrid Air Museum. Sorry, I didn’t take note of what it was called. 😐
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never much of a gamer, but i was obsessed with this version of Batman on the Spectrum. (Not the other, better-known one.)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
About, oh I don’t know, remaining. #ios27
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spent the morning at the Madrid Air Museum (Museo de Aeronáutica y Astronáutica / Museo del Aire). Highly recommended.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The rest is politics theme tune: jeepers creepers, where’d’ya get those peepers. The rest is politics US theme tune: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight, take me through the darkness to the break of the day.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most beautiful skies, as a matter of fact Uh, the sunsets were Purple and red and yellow and on fire
Sunset in Madrid tonight.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dark side.
Photo of my shadow. Or half of it, at least. Kinda hard to explain as in.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When a long the hot summer gives you tomatoes, make @nigella.bsky.social moonblush tomatoes. www.nigella.com/recipes/moon...
An oven tray packed with cherry tomatoes of various colours
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Menudo.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well done, me! I’m just about to board my second flight of the day, taking me back to Madrid, after a 12-day, three-location holiday (Munich, Salzburg and Ljubljana) with trains or buses between each. I didn’t miss a single one or confuse any checkout dates (unlike last year).
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Postojna cave. The journey begins with a dizzying train ride through narrow tunnels, opening out into giant cathedrals with towering organ pipes. But they all go whizzing by so fast. I’m amazed no one has had their brains bashed out. Bet a few phones have been smashed, though.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Protest in Ljubljana* tonight after Israel opened its first embassy in Slovenia. *Literally outside my holiday rental.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today: Lake Bled, and the World Master Rowing Regatta.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dobrodošli v Sloveniji! [its been a while since I added another country to my personal world map]
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just visited the Werfen ice cave (Eisriesenwelt). And WOW! It’s incredible.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just walked up Gaisberg. The hills are alive with the sound of wheezing.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spotted in a Munich window: Fans of Herge’s Tintin will love Aurélien Reichert’s collages
Hand-cut layered frames from Tintin comics
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Salzburg beer hall. Woman on opposite table has spent ten minutes creating content about her currywurst. General shots. Close ups. Selfie stick full extended distant shots. Reaction shots. Pretend eating shots. Smiles! Gasps! Curiosity! Disgust! Whimsy! She hasn’t yet eaten a bit of it.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Salzburg. Seems ok so far.
Panorama. Salzburg. Basically, churches. Lots of churches.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m in Munich. Watching a woman chainsmoke. Five in a row so far, lighting one from the other. It looked like she had a box of 55 cigarettes. I googled, and sure enough, Germany sells boxes of 55. And 77.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I fell in love with a hopeless case.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A sign in Madrid for Agatha Christie Street, with a surveillance camera
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Drop some magic: open.spotify.com/track/4LNRBw...
open.spotify.com
Magic
Sophie Ellis-Bextor · Make a Scene · Song · 2011
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am watching H is for Hawk. I thought it would just be a slow film about a depressed woman moping over her dead dad and training a bird how to hunt. And it is. But as films about moping over dead dads and training birds how to hunt go, this is one of the better ones
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Although it’s true that a search for Lake Ontario shows it labelled as Lake Ontario/Lake America, a search for Lake America brings up only Lake America Family Physicians in Florida. It’s like four seasons landscaping all over again.
A Google Maos screen grab of Lake America family physicians
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My 80s indie disco Spotify playlist has 646 saves. My 90s indie disco Spotify playlist has 1,207 saves. My combined 80s and 90s indie disco Spotify playlist has 5 saves.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To market, to market went to my brother Jim, and somebody threw a tomato at him. Now, tomatoes are soft and they don’t hurt the skin, but this one it did: it was wrapped in a tin. Get away, get away, it’s a bloody fine song and I’ll sing it all day. Miss you, Mum.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fucking hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTkW...
youtube.com
Pynk Beard - "Ice On the Road"
YouTube video by Pynk Beard
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looks like a photo shown on the news while a senior police officer tells the press that the couple are not under suspicion, but they would very much like to speak to them because they might have seen something.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw a very inspiring news video this morning about a man jailed for attempting to throw drugs into HMP Hull. I've been thinking about it all day and felt a tribute was merited.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The new Haute & Freddy sounds like a Shep Pettibone mix of a Kate Bush song. Praise comes no higher. open.spotify.com/track/18fRO6...
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Touch Touch
Haute & Freddy · Touch Touch · Song · 2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spotify-wide monthly listens for my ten most-listened-to artists of the last month: The divine comedy 307,300 Paul McCartney 13.4m Nakhane 7,233 Debbii Dawson 346,200 Dolly Parton 22.4m Shaboozey 22.4m Sondre Lerche 130,900 Lesley Rae Dowling 2,417 Baby Queen 413,600 Haute & Freddy 1m
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 28/08/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can’t believe there isn’t a restaurant or brand named: Tómate un Tomate. Or, even Tómate un Tomate, Toma Tė. (Translation: Have a tomato, have a tea)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has gone home. youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
youtu.be
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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