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David Sim

@davidmsim.bsky.social
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English teacher in Madrid. Formerly picture editor in Kennington, London. Interested in food, music, photography (iPhone 15 Pro Max), architecture and hiking. 🏳️‍🌈

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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I asked ChatGPT to create a typically bad ChatGPT menu.
Really bad fake menu
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My local bins are giving me: Stan Laurel? Donald Trump?
Shadow of bins on pavement 
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s Spain‘s national day, and we have perfect view from our balcony 
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cloud balancing. #madrid
A long thin cloud seemingly balancing on one of Madrid‘s four towers, Cuatro Torres
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nut the crack. #vito #strictly
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have just started re-watching breaking bad (third time). And I’m shocked by the spelling of hydrofluoric acid. It is not “hydroflouric”. 
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prefer mine - sorry John and Alastair
Giant sequoia, Segovia
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depends on the font, obviously
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The poster’s apostrophe is the ‘9’. Here’s the ‘6’.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
Cute little helicopter at the Madrid Air Museum. Sorry, I didn’t take note of what it was called. Cute little helicopter at the Madrid Air Museum. Sorry, I didn’t take note of what it was called. 😐
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never much of a gamer, but i was obsessed with this version of Batman on the Spectrum. (Not the other, better-known one.)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
About, oh I don’t know, remaining. #ios27
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spent the morning at the Madrid Air Museum (Museo de Aeronáutica y Astronáutica / Museo del Aire). Highly recommended.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most beautiful skies, as a matter of fact Uh, the sunsets were Purple and red and yellow and on fire
Sunset in Madrid tonight.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, that kind of mod:
Screenshot of Bluesky timeline with coincidental Mod juxtaposition
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw one in Munich last week.
Pinakothek der Moderne Futuro House
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It allows me to do that:
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dark side.
Photo of my shadow. Or half of it, at least. Kinda hard to explain as in.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When a long the hot summer gives you tomatoes, make @nigella.bsky.social moonblush tomatoes. www.nigella.com/recipes/moon...
An oven tray packed with cherry tomatoes of various colours
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally, another super-fast train ride back to the entrance, wincing and ducking every time we scraped under a low arch.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s vast.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After that, you and thousands of others get to follow a path through some of the more spectacular caverns. After a while, I managed to leave the crowds behind.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Postojna cave. The journey begins with a dizzying train ride through narrow tunnels, opening out into giant cathedrals with towering organ pipes. But they all go whizzing by so fast. I’m amazed no one has had their brains bashed out. Bet a few phones have been smashed, though.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Protest in Ljubljana* tonight after Israel opened its first embassy in Slovenia. *Literally outside my holiday rental.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today: Lake Bled, and the World Master Rowing Regatta.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just visited the Werfen ice cave (Eisriesenwelt). And WOW! It’s incredible.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just walked up Gaisberg. The hills are alive with the sound of wheezing.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spotted in a Munich window: Fans of Herge’s Tintin will love Aurélien Reichert’s collages
Hand-cut layered frames from Tintin comics
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Salzburg. Seems ok so far.
Panorama. Salzburg. Basically, churches. Lots of churches.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A sign in Madrid for Agatha Christie Street, with a surveillance camera
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Although it’s true that a search for Lake Ontario shows it labelled as Lake Ontario/Lake America, a search for Lake America brings up only Lake America Family Physicians in Florida. It’s like four seasons landscaping all over again.
A Google Maos screen grab of Lake America family physicians
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This one sentence contains more timeline shifts than a Christopher Nolan film.
So Adam Ant told me in 1995, describing the reconstructed Adam and the Ants, which formed in early 1980 with the arrival of guitarist/songwriter Marco Pirroni, who was sitting next to him.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She’s wonderful. Her laugh is so contagious.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know it’s still a couple of hours until today’s foodguessr expires, but this is the most Australian thing ever. A dessert most commonly known as SNOT BLOCK. Also popularly called PHLEGM CAKE and PUS PIE.
An Australian dessert known as snot block, phlegm cake and pus pie
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Andy’s better at sorting his potatoes. Kim’s better at lubing his Chonji.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un smiles during a visit to the Chonji Lubricant Factory.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And ten more, why not?
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ten photos from my trip to Castile y León
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The eclipse in Valencia de Don Juan (León)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Best photo of my trip to León today. (Wide angle looking up in the cathedral.)
Best photo of my trip to León today. (Wide angle looking up in the cathedral.)
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crowds in the area, eager to see the eclipse #valenciadedonjuan
Field of sunflowers, Valencia de Don Juan, Castile y Léon
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Casa Batman” in Valencia de Don Juan. It was started by Santiago Nava, a local builder, in 1990. Thirty-six years later, it is still unfinished. Apparently he does a bit of work on it when he has the time and resources. So, very Gaudí.
Weird building (actually five houses). Looks very gothic.
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David Sim @davidmsim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Puebla de Sanabria, Zamora
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