Reposted by DavidDavid Anderson @bricksilk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Letter printed in The Times today 7528229
Reposted by DavidDevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tell me about a time you missed signals! 6129223
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 10hMy wife, before we started dating, put her hand over my mouth, kissed the back of her hand and said "I wonder what it would feel like if we really kissed?" I still didn't get that she liked me. 040
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 19hMy favourite C64 game. Possibly because it was one of the few I was any good at. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 23hThe way the Scottish Conservative leader keeps saying "Kemi and I" I think they might be a couple...? #RadioScotland 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 23hArcher is most famous here for suing for defamation over an article about him paying for sex and then later going to jail for perjuring himself during the trial. Here's a statement from the London Collective of Prostitutes. 0234
Reposted by DavidMark GJ @brokentv.uk · 05/10/2026Has anyone done "Here lies Jeffrey Archer" yet? 0187
Reposted by DavidAmrk @amrk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I do just want to point out that Jesus canonically looked so unremarkable Judas’ primary job was to point him out to the Romans bc nobody could like, describe him 3430644
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But surely they must pause while singing along to the "it ain't me" bit and think "maybe we're NOT fortunate sons"? 020
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That would be taking the country back from [checks notes] the Republican Party. 010
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[Dials 01-811-8022 and patiently waits for answer] Loudly: THE TURDS!! 010
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If everybody can make a game or write a novel or direct a movie or write a song then the very creative act of making those things is no longer special. AI does not democratise art, it diminishes it. 020
Reposted by DavidTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com 191119336
Reposted by DavidLGBT+ Fund @lgbtfunduk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The LGBT+ Fund: Youth Joy Fund will open to applications on Wednesday 7th October at 12pm Midday and will close on Wednesday 18th November at 12pm Midday. lgbtfund.org.uk/live-funds/y... 1128
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When you make Jacob Ress-Mogg look A) correct and B) smart Then you are A) wrong and B) very very dumb. 020
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My eldest went to nursery photo day dressed as an astronaut and the photographer made her take off her helmet. The one before that they captured her using her makaton to say she was hungry. 020
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When you can't be sure if it's real or satire, that in itself is a judgement on the current Tory Party 1130
Reposted by DavidDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260184394874
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026IndieWire is already way way up there. They even have the gall to headline this Digger defender article "The Correct Opinion" www.indiewire.com/features/com...indiewire.comDear ‘Digger’ Detractors: This Tom Cruise Masterpiece Will Stand the Test of TimeAlejandro González Iñárritu's 'Digger' is another Tom Cruise masterpiece like 'Eyes Wide Shut' or 'Magnolia' that will stand the test of time. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Ellison was the clever business boy and movie mogul he says he is, he had the option of building his own Skydance brand into it's own iconic studio without taking the shortcut of just buying 2 studios for their IP. With his daddy's money (and the Saudi's) 020
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don't do fake tan kids. You could end up looking like a prune like this man. 000
Reposted by DavidSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sir Simon Clarke was born in 1984. 37519
Reposted by DavidAndy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's a reason we were Kate Garraway Enjoyers for so long 0102
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Tear that bloody squirrel off your face. Who do you think you are? Magnum fucking PI?" 050
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[Gary Oldman voice] "Defending your country? You lot just let in 6 goals against Bristol Bloody City!" 061
Reposted by DavidRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761831682
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As someone who likes film but not comic books, there was a time leading up to Endgame where all of film YouTube simply WAS MCU coverage. I've watched many MCU films and liked a lot of them. But popular and artistically interesting or deep are very different metrics. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Britain is a country that has always always always made fun of both politicians and the royal family. My earliest memories of politics as a child was Spitting Image. America, ostensibly a country built to not have a King, treats it's President like a King. They have one important guy. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I literally can't read the vertical axis (it's to faint for my old eyes to read) Can anyone help? 200
Reposted by DavidPrestwick Branch SNP @prestwickbranchsnp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Labour are following the Scottish SNP model that they spend so much effort to undermine. #areyouyesyet #yes #snp #indy 23431
Reposted by DavidRadical Centrist @procedurepols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026helpx.adobe.com/ca/acrobat/d...helpx.adobe.com 021
Reposted by DavidMatt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's actually the revenge of that MS Office paperclip thing that used to popup and say 'I see you are writing a letter, I can help you'. The paperclip got mad we laughed at it and dismissed it, so it mutated and is now going to come back and kill us all. 2562
Reposted by DavidBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not a fancy city detective, but “There was petrol in the car!” does not feel like the sort of slam-dunk revelation that the Rozzers seem to think it is… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRAF Fairford: 'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehiclesPolice say the decision to release five men on bail is one "grounded in experience and strategy". 151
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's likely an AI guy who is paying him a shedload of money to do this. And we will all keep calling it Artificial anyway. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I absolutely detest office ice breakers and firmly support making up insane stuff to get through it with gritted teeth. 021
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I keep seeing that these guys were diesel thieves or something similar. They were arrested on explosives charges but there have been no reports of explosives found and as far as I am aware they have not yet been charged. 000
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All this stuff was literally not a thing 5 years ago. And things like Google and Microsoft Office were much easier to use before they put AI in erverything. 742213
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Collective, a documentary about the Romanian healthcare system - Wait! Come Back! - is one of the best conspiracy thrillers ever made. 120
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Police Scotland did not have enough police to attend the first anti-migrant protests in Grangemouth, but sure, we've got spare police this year, whatever. 200
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have no idea the hell let loose someone parking in front of your driveway at 1am will cause in this country. 100
David @davidm79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A member of the public tried to notify the airforce base but couldn't get an answer before reporting the suspicious vans to the police at 1am. 020
