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@davidhex.bsky.social
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he/him. I am an enthusiastic public library employee and union member. I believe a life well lived centers curiosity, wonder, and kindness to others. As Robin Wall Kimmerer wrote, store your abundance in those around you.

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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAKING: Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor has brought some of its furloughed workers this week. Most of the studio was furloughed a few weeks before launch Over half of the studio is now back, a source told me. The rest remain furloughed www.gamefile.news/p/star-wars-...
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Some furloughed Star Wars Zero Company developers are returning to work, studio says
Bit Reactor breaks its silence with good news (for some)
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a mail flyer from a group trying to tell me that a wealth tax would be bad. By saying that billionaires will leave California. But since billionaires are one of the worst things to ever happen to this planet, ... Good? They should be taxed or forced to leave from everywhere
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought of a great new slogan/catch-phrase for The HOA: "Wash this space."
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
James Nasium
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
last night I had a dream where I was trying to explain gender to my mother while I was also fighting some kind of big stork
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I noticed that the calendar provided to city work sites by the city has a major error.
Calendar box for day 21 that denotes a holiday, YORN KIPPUR (the holiday is spelled YOM KIPPUR)
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*brushing my teeth, when a man climbs out of the toilet* Honey? The plumber's here
An illustration from the back of a plumber's van depicting a while man in a blue shirt climbing out of a toilet while holding a red wrench
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I really enjoyed Star Wars Zero Company. had a blast the whole way through. looking forward to playing it again very soon. here's my Hawks
Side by side screenshots of a character from Star Wars Zero Company. The character is always named Hawks, this one is called Bree Hawks. 

On the left is the character during cycle 13: a black human woman with voluminous curly hair colored black and yellow, wearing a black vest with a golden patch on the right shoulder; yellow covered clone armor gloves on each hand; a maroon shirt and pants; she is holding a blaster pistol and there is another side arm at her belt; she has a gold patch of lipstick in the center of her lower lip.

On the right is the character at cycle 38: same facial features and weapons as before, but now wearing a hat with earflaps and raised goggles, an armored yellow tunic over a purple shirt with a hood; yellow sleeves with brown gloves; a vee shaped flap comes down from the top past several belts, colored maroon with yellow edge; maroon pants.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What is with this administration and performatively renaming things in the most boorish way possible
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bruno Marx
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
STORE YOUR ABUNDANCE IN THOSE AROUND YOU
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it's stupid to make human shaped factory robots. inefficient. within the auto industry, there's a reason the welding machines aren't a human arm holding a welding torch. these fools just want humanoid robots so they can replace human workers without the cost of rebuilding their facilities
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
there should be a dog named Himbo
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/08/2026
When the cold war kids freak out about "communism" it's about totalitarian control - secret police, gulags, state control of media. We have that already
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"... to singularly focus on the long-term health of the company and less on satisfying the requirements of the public market, which have nothing to do with being a successful game publisher." This is a statement I can get behind
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sad meowdy too sad, too powerful. I ordered 2
Order summary for 2x tiny meowdy keychains
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i said something to myself that i realize is one of my cores to managing my ADHD, "make it a habit so you don't have to remember it"
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He was actually serious about this
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
public restrooms should be only toilets, but at larger venues, they can have a side room with one of those big trough urinals for like 8 people to piss abreast
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I may not have a bumper, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy my @sarahmackattack.bsky.social bumper sticker!
Top down view looking at the rack over the rear tire of a bicycle. Bright red panniers are attached to either side of the rack. On top of the rack, between the bags, is a purple and green bumper sticker illustrated with plants and the text, "Please plant native plants or go to hell."
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I cannot wait for "A. I." to collapse. An unethical product built on false promises, exploitation, and pollution
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
At some point business people* stopped thinking that they need to make quality and affordable products and started demanding that their businesses deserve to exist just because they want them to
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
not sure if i have interest in the game, but "carcass clad" is one of the best game titles / word pairings i've ever heard
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Weef bellington
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
we at xbox are coming to terms with the AI-fueled hardware crunch, which we helped create, failing to meet profit margins, that we made up, declining software sales, because we're self-cannibalizing our games specifically, and also everyone hates us which, believe it or not, also our fault
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
and he'll never, ever be happy
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They say puffer fish is deadly unless prepared correctly. Well, I'm a pioneer and I'm preparing it differently. Dozens of people have died
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Partial screenshot of the website joshclarkcalculates.com which lets you compare things. At the top is the user submitted mad-lib style question, "Philadelphia has the size of how many shrimp?" At the bottom it says, "result found. Philadelphia has the size of 16.8 trillion shrimp"

Not pictured is the part of the website further down where it explains how the answer was calculated.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I, too, am similar to something seen on TV
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
setting aside all of the ways that they're ruining our environment, economy, and society, i'm also mad that capitalists don't even care about the thing they are selling beyond the profit it could make. we're drowning in a sea of meaningless products sold to us by people who don't care
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"I do not believe in the death penalty for individuals but I do believe in the death penalty for corporations" - @rincewind.run A very succinct way to say something I've been thinking. It's perfectly fine to dismantle a corporation in the same way that it's not perfectly fine to dismantle a person
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
there are two kinds of posts
two of my posts in a row: the first says "If we were truly able to create a software that was on the level of "sentience," using it for any human purpose would be completely unethical treatment of that sentience. We should all hope that "A.I." stays unaware and unintelligent."

The second says "cheorge glooney"
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
While I see a lot of criticism of the people who think that current "A.I." is actually intelligent/sentient, the reaction is often more along the lines of "no it's not" rather than "it's good that it's not" and it is extremely good that "A.I." is not sentient because there are two possibilities:
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
cheorge glooney
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Seed Song
A chipping sparrow is humming to itself while hopping around a forest floor in early spring. New plants are sprouting through fallen years from the year before. Zoom in on the bird in the second panel as it sings "I never had a seed that I didn't like / dry ones hard ones sharp ones even taste alright / if you don't eat them fast, they turn into a grass! / if you let them be, they become a tree!" It stops to munch on some morsels of sparrow food, whatever that is, at the base of a plant that towers over its head. It looks up and up. The final frame is zoomed out to see the top of the plant, which is a trillium. The sparrow cheerily says "Good morning!". And that's how you make a comic!
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“This franchise is NOT for kids!” - guy who got into it when he was 8.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i'm pretty sure Jerry isn't actually inventing anything, despite what he says. "inventing" requires some amount of follow-through
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
stock trading should be banned. if you buy stocks in something, that's your thing now. you can't trade it to someone else just because you "don't feel like it" anymore
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My understanding is that the whole point of having "HR" is to prevent the organization from being taken to court for things like this.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
please don't literally burn down data centers. the smoke will be extremely toxic and the fire could spread to wilderness. prevention is preferable
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine making AI bird slop when Jacanas exist
A blue-crested, white-faced wading bird with horrendously long toes lifting one claw-like foot as it wades through a marsh.A blue-crested, white-faced brown wading bird stalking through a marsh, with far too many legs.
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i was taking the photo because the lighting looked cool and then this happened
a tan/white Pomeranian dog laying on brown flooring, with bright sunlight illuminating it from the left, in a deep mid yawn with his pink tongue out at full length
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this describes FAR too many people who have power
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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you do not ever have to hand it to the economist, but I did like this cover
Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/04/2026
Fuck having a car
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If the site dies we go somewhere else. If there’s nowhere else then we’re free. No downside in my book. But that’s just me.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.
A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
when i'm not workin on my swoops i be slinkin
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