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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If it doesn't have the big hat I don't know if I can trust it

A white hand holding up a jar of Tapatío chili crisp, found and purchased at a local Grocery Outlet

Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I recognized that image from a wine label called Lazy Bones that I used to stock at Trader Joe's. While I was looking for an image of it, I discovered that newer versions of the label covered her up! Weird!

Same image from the original post, but modified to use as a wine label for Lazy Bones Cabernet Franc, Paso Robles vintage 2012

The same wine label but now vintage 2023. The image now has some color as well as a blanket added to the illustration that covers the formerly naked butt of the woman

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Today I noticed that the calendar provided to city work sites by the city has a major error.

Calendar box for day 21 that denotes a holiday, YORN KIPPUR (the holiday is spelled YOM KIPPUR)

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

From reddit twelve years ago, for those who don't believe Ian

Screenshot taken from a reddit Ask Me Anything from twelve years ago. Macklemore (OP) says "Mack-La-More is how it's pronounced. Should have picked an easier name to say"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

*brushing my teeth, when a man climbs out of the toilet* Honey? The plumber's here

An illustration from the back of a plumber's van depicting a while man in a blue shirt climbing out of a toilet while holding a red wrench

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I really enjoyed Star Wars Zero Company. had a blast the whole way through. looking forward to playing it again very soon. here's my Hawks

Side by side screenshots of a character from Star Wars Zero Company. The character is always named Hawks, this one is called Bree Hawks.

On the left is the character during cycle 13: a black human woman with voluminous curly hair colored black and yellow, wearing a black vest with a golden patch on the right shoulder; yellow covered clone armor gloves on each hand; a maroon shirt and pants; she is holding a blaster pistol and there is another side arm at her belt; she has a gold patch of lipstick in the center of her lower lip.

On the right is the character at cycle 38: same facial features and weapons as before, but now wearing a hat with earflaps and raised goggles, an armored yellow tunic over a purple shirt with a hood; yellow sleeves with brown gloves; a vee shaped flap comes down from the top past several belts, colored maroon with yellow edge; maroon pants.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I found another angle on this poster online that suggests this character has a long head, and wears a white shirt with a black tie, if that helps anyone narrow it down...

A close up cropped section of a large poster, with a red circle drawn to highlight a mostly obscured cartoon character that appears to be a white man, balding black hair, with a tall head, wearing a white, collared shirt with a narrow black tie

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The tape near the collar suggested to me that the whole head & neck comes off

Close up view of the neck of the Michael Jordan Space Jam Cookie Jar, showing where two pieces of Scotch tape have been applied to seemingly keep the neck attached to the collar of the jersey.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Sad meowdy too sad, too powerful. I ordered 2

Order summary for 2x tiny meowdy keychains

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I may not have a bumper, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy my @sarahmackattack.bsky.social bumper sticker!

Top down view looking at the rack over the rear tire of a bicycle. Bright red panniers are attached to either side of the rack. On top of the rack, between the bags, is a purple and green bumper sticker illustrated with plants and the text, "Please plant native plants or go to hell."

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I was able to find the eComics through my public library via Hoopla (1-6 and 7-12)

Screenshot from the Hoopla app showing the covers for Star Wars Darth Vader: Vader, and Shadows and Secrets

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Welcome. I've been using this one for years. I don't know if it's any good for me but I like it

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

i was taking the photo because the lighting looked cool and then this happened

a tan/white Pomeranian dog laying on brown flooring, with bright sunlight illuminating it from the left, in a deep mid yawn with his pink tongue out at full length

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I work for the library, famously a place one should not scream. Thank you Kim

A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

One time I noticed that we had baked cheese snacks for dogs and for humans that were nearly identical (both 100% cheese!) so I got a bunch of people at a party to try them and see if they can find any difference

Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

you do not ever have to hand it to the economist, but I did like this cover

Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

James, back in 2022, before Twitter was a nightmare app, you gave me a free ticket to see Ron Funches and I would love to repay you for that kindness. Please get in touch or share your Venmo if you are comfortable with that

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

It's hot enough out in San Francisco that the chocolate shop is promoting their cold water

An A-frame sign on the sidewalk outside of a business that says COLD WATER SALE $2

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

this part of the photo gave me a fright

a photo with two men stand one in front of the other. they are wearing the same color clothes (black) and have the same hair color (gray) and similar skin tone so it looks like one man with two faces.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

well well well if it isn't the law job brothers

a photograph of the advertisement on the back of a bus. The ad says "Injured? Call the law brothers" and includes their phone number. The ad shows two men wearing suits in a casual pose, one with his arms folded and the other with his arm resting on the shoulder of the first.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Don't tell them how long it actually takes!

Still image from Star Trek The Next Generation where Scotty says to Geordie, "you didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take?"

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

you can't fool me. that's a crane. which is a bird

A zoomed in photo of a very large stationary construction crane that says PLANT on the side of it. The crane is mostly gray and white and the sky behind it is blue with a wisp of cloud. The letters for plant are in yellow with a green backing. There are public transit power lines visible in the near foreground of the photo.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

We named him Boba because his name at the shelter was Milk Tea. He's also Bobe, Bobes, Bober, Boba-butt, Bud, Buddy, and Ding-dong.

A picture of a tan or cream colored, fox-faced Pomeranian dog sitting on a teal chair. He is looking alert and facing the camera. He has dark brown eyes, a dark nose, and his ears are perked up, and his mouth is open and his tongue is showing in a way that humans interpret as a dog smile. In front of him on the chair is a dog treat cookie with blue icing, shaped like a cupcake that says "Birthday boy" on it. This was for his ninth birthday.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Tech CEO: "God probably prefers human prayer, but that would be difficult for us to make money off of"

God would probably prefer a human-quality prayer, but it's hard to scale that service to 3 billion Christians worldwide.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I read this one at the library (I was supposed to be shelving it) and I thought it was really funny so I bought a copy for my niece: Bathe the Cat

Book title: Bathe the cat. Written by Alice B. McGinty and illustrated by David Roberts. The title looks like it is spelled using alphabet magnets. An orange cat is perched on the word Bathe. Below, an interracial family struggles with a number of chores.

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

@austinwalker.bsky.social @bleatingheart.bsky.social @notquitereal.bsky.social We know you can't roll in water to put the fire out, but you can... quench the fire by quenching your thirst? Unless Burning is not the same as being on fire. I haven't had the, ah, opportunity to try this out myself yet.

Screenshot from the video game Outward which says, "Waterskin / Capacity 5/6 / Content Clean Water / Drinking water restores stamina over time and removes the Burning status."

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

it's fucking bleak, y'all. a.i. boosters are inhuman and anti-human. what the hell is wrong with these people

photo of an advertisement at a bus stop in San Francisco:
Nurture|OS
powered by AI
Parenting, On Autopilot
Our Parent Proxy Mode uses pre-trained voice cloning and camera based presence detection to handle repetitive child interactions autonomously.
Child Question Detected: "Can I watch TV?"
Auto-response deployed: "After homework, sweetheart."

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Miniature Enemy Crab @davidhex.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

San Francisco Public Library recently purchased a large collection of "decodable readers" books that actually help kids learn how to read by decoding the words instead of guessing them