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David Breed

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Florida -> Alabama -> Texas

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6h
Kyle Shanahan playing Sim City and putting a nuclear power plant next to the 49ers practice facility despite local objections.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 6h
Jon Gruden about to overcompensate and live stream Leisure Suit Larry
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 6h
Mike Tomlin is the best of us
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 16h
they couldn't find letters small enough to get "Weatherspoon" on his jersey
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Rays fan this is not the ending I am hoping for.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I enjoyed this episode of Veep.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Troy just doesn't have the juice to do much against Utah State. I wonder how much playing at elevation is hindering them tonight
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've gone from "A&M is going to have a challenging season" to "maybe they should shutter the program" in the span of the last hour
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the 90s Spurrier ball I grew up with.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flying alligator
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow Iowa
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Status Update
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Gator Running in Enclosure
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so glad Jon Sumrall is back in my life coaching one of my teams.
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TJGator @tjgator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More fun than Napier, Muschamp, and McElwain combined.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jon Sumrall has been more fun in 4 games than Napier was in 4 years at Florida
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jon Mateer is having the DJ Lagway against LSU experience today
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jaden Baugh is the most Derrick Henry like RB since Derrick Henry
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Baugh is a grown man playing against boys.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ok with that. A field goal still keeps it a two score game. So trying to keep the drive alive for a touchdown was a worthwhile risk.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stopping Ole Miss on the first two drives of the game was not on my bingo card
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am about to become ungovernable
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Lyle Lyle Crocodile Waving in City
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahahaha
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
herbstreit: Tennessee should consider kicking a field goal tennessee: [immediately scores a touchdown]
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[clears throat] I'd take four other QBs in the SEC before Arch Manning
The Rockwell standing man meme but with a Florida fan
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
absolutely nowhere in the rulebook does it say you can't simulate using the restroom. free my man
i searched the college football rulebook, which is 260 pages, for the word "restroom." 0 results
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know much but I think UT is going to beat UT.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish streaming services had a place where you could pin shows or movies your kids always want to watch instead of having to search for them every time you open the app. Why do I have to manually search Disney+ for Frozen every time because my 2yo daughter wants to watch it 56 days in a row
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tim Tebow is not even a top 5 favorite former Florida QB for me and this kind of thing doesn't really surprise me
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This feels like an April fools announcement
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DRaysBay @draysbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American League East Champs just like no one predicted
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Man's Triumphant Victory Reaction
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Tampa Bay Rays are the best team in the American League and the best team in the best division in the MLB. October is gonna be fun.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Current mood
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Sting Ray Jump
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all rise
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This one's for all the style guide + headline nerds ... ... ... OXFORD KARMA
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hotty Toddy
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know if Florida will reach the heights I'd like to see them reach but I can already tell that Sumrall is an infinitely better coach for Florida than Napier ever was.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mike Norvell is Bear Bryant reincarnated when he coaches a game Alabama plays in. It's a shame he didn't take the job
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I built a very basic app that shows football scores but also provides a rating index that ranks active games and lets you know what you should be watching. I've been testing it the last few Saturdays and it's been a nice tool to have. cfb-excitement-tracker-59hnd56hjnjbhwtz7cy48a.streamlit.app
cfb-excitement-tracker-59hnd56hjnjbhwtz7cy48a.streamlit.app
College Football Heat Map
CFB Heatmap
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My eyes rolled so hard I flipped over backwards
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw a guy wearing a green Boston Red Sox Curt Schilling jersey walking today in Houston. I have so many questions.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Salesforce being down for this long is truly shocking. Truly one of the most reliable services out there even if it can be frustrating to use.
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's telling in the Ken Paxton ads we get they mention he is a dad but never a husband. Wonder why that is?
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did they cancel each other out?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
another week that proves the Big Ten only has three good teams: Indiana, Iowa, and Michigan State (runs away giggling)
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz is going to never let us hear the end of this
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David Breed @davidbreed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oklahoma football should have a parental advisory attached to it. This is not aesthetically pleasing or good football
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i do think they should run one of those Save College Sports commercials that's just centered on FLORIDA STATE CAN'T AFFORD TO FIRE THIS MAN, CONGRESS NEEDS TO STEP IN
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