Reposted by David RaikowFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 4hBARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 10664100
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 12hI actually know several people in happy open marriages. Viewed from the outside, though, they are clearly a) a lot of work to maintain, and b) really not for everyone. 020
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 13hI’m still trying to get NatC accepted as the consensus term. 120
Reposted by David RaikowElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 56118273512
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 05/10/2026Which is not to say that Iranian nuclear weapons wouldn’t be a huge problem. But North Korea’s existing nuclear program is far scarier than a hypothetical future Iranian one. 020
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 05/10/2026Here’s the thing about Iranian nuclear ambitions: Iranian leadership is many things, but they’re not stupid and they’re not suicidal. They know full well if they ever used a nuclear weapon that Iran would cease to exist. They want a deterrent, not a first-strike offensive weapon. 141
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBeluga Whales Scare Kids at AquariumAlt: Beluga Whales Scare Kids at Aquarium 020
Reposted by David RaikowErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is all true. I've been online continuously more or less since before there were pictures. We were very excited to type at each other. When my credit union introduced online banking, I had to telnet into it. That was great. Perfect. The command line didn't try to make small talk or suck up. 4788
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comFriendly Bear Waves HelloAlt: Friendly-looking Bear Waves Hello 010
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 03/10/2026A PSA for all DMV residents: Today I was able to confirm that there is, in fact, a genuine Xi’an Famous Foods in Arlington. It’s a bit of a schlep from DC, but it is Metro-accessible. Feel free to adjust your noodle plans accordingly. 100
Reposted by David RaikowMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...mcsweeneys.netTen Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a RoleNovember 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23 271777301
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 02/10/2026Always marinate the stump: proper burrito technique. 000
Reposted by David RaikowTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119613108
Reposted by David RaikowACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446 015642
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 02/10/2026Fair point, though given the image quality it’s hard to tell for sure. 010
Reposted by David RaikowRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761831682
Reposted by David RaikowMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Summer is dead. Winter struggles to be born. Now is the time of soup. 718839
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 02/10/2026I’m getting A Scanner Darkly vibesstatic.klipy.comA Scanner Darkly ChangeAlt: An clip from the movie adaptation of A Scanner Darkly, showing protagonist Bob Arctor in his “scramble suit” that constantly changes elements of his appearance to make him unrecognizable 010
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 02/10/2026Never underestimate the power of Mediocre White Guy Syndrome. 0192
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Hard to pick a favorite, probably my #1:static.klipy.comTyler Durden Smoking in Red Jacket - Vsem KuAlt: Tyler Durden Smoking in Red Jacket 000
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026I’m no primatologist, but I think this is probably unfair to gorillas. 050
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026The ripple effect here is also key. Ideally, you’d want to draw heavily on experienced FSOs for senior leadership positions. But if you don’t train and enable them, you don’t get enough qualified candidates. If you don’t listen to them, no one ever considers them for leadership. 010
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026State has declined as a whole, most definitely. But the part that’s done the most damage has been in the foreign service, particularly at the working level. (Note that I’m definitely biased, being a field guy. Not US foreign service, but still.) 050
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026I can’t overstate how much of this traces back to the collapse of the foreign service. You need people living on the ground for extended periods. They need resources, training, and authority. You need to listen to them. The DC blob pretty much only sees DC, and doesn’t listen to anyone but itself. 130
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Another factor to keep in mind: I’ve been assured by people who know better than I that there’s essentially zero chance the PLA could capture any of Taiwan’s chip foundries intact and operational. Destroying those foundries would devastate the Chinese economy (along with everyone else’s). 020
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Every single domestic political incentive pushes Xi to talk about annexing Taiwan. Everything he’s actually done suggests that he’ll refuse to be the leader who “lost” Taiwan, but that he knows reunification isn’t on the table. Messaging is not a reliable indicator of intent. 010
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Also worth noting that the PLA currently has zero active units or officers that have ever seen combat. None. And Xi has gutted much of the senior officer corps. Plus, I’ve never been in the military, but it’s my understanding that invading an island is really, really hard. 270
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Entirely fair. In this specific case, Xi has historically been quite cautious internationally. He also isn’t doing anything to prepare the PLA for an invasion anytime in the foreseeable future. But it’s never wise to assume decision-makers will be rational. 2140
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026If you’re interested in a somewhat deeper take: foreignpolicy.com/2026/04/06/s...foreignpolicy.comHorrors in Sudan Highlight Deterioration of Western Diplomatic CorpsDecades of neglect have hollowed out expertise and experience. 1292
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026I’d argue that it’s a fundamental diplomatic failure, driven in large part by the steep erosion of the US foreign service and the decline of State relative to DoD. 1170
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026I think it’s more that his good options are limited. Invasion, even if “successful”, would be disastrous for China. The Hong Kong fiasco essentially ended any chance (if there was any) that the current generation would voluntarily reunify. Intimidation and economic coercion, on the other hand… 130
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026I genuinely don’t think the possibility of US intervention is what’s holding Xi back. I also don’t think even the KMT is about to let PLA units into Taipei in the face of 92% public opposition. More gradual policy shifts maybe, but anything that sudden would invite chaos. 120
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026Xi says a lot of things. Even if an invasion was “successful”, it would be catastrophic for China, and judging by his actions, Xi is well aware of that. He’s certainly not preparing the PLA to invade anytime in the forseeable future. 3220
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026There’s definitely a lot of room for difficult non-military dynamics there. Worth noting, though, that in the latest Taiwanese national polling, opposition to *ever* reunifying was over 92%. That’s an awfully big number. 140
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026If there is a soon-to-be active war in east Asia, I suspect it’s considerably more likely to be in the South China Sea than the Taiwan Strait. bsky.app/profile/davi... 2113
Reposted by David RaikowGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026capybaras taking a bath in a fountain 137283
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 01/10/2026This doesn’t exonerate McGurk in any way, but a lot of that sort of thing goes on in a lot of different embassies (not just the US ones), on the roof and elsewhere. “What happens on mission, stays on mission” is an actual saying. 040
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026No, Xi isn’t sitting on the edge of his seat, waiting for the US to let down its guard so that he can give the invade order. 1412
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/20262 points that keep coming up in feedback: 1) Lots of people dramatically overestimate China’s eagerness to invade Taiwan. It’s very unlikely to happen anytime in the forseeable future, except for: 2) China *will* invade if Taipei declares independence. At least some people underestimate this. 710215
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026Just to add: A great many billionaires were idiots even before they were kicked in the head. Wealth is overwhelmingly a function of luck, and idiots are as likely to be lucky as anyone else. Pretty much every human culture ever has devoted enormous resources to denying that, but it remains true. 040
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026I vaguely remember listening to a podcast or two about them at some point, but that doesn’t seem like it would be helpful, sadly. Are you looking for *accurate* information? Or can it just be made up? 😂 010
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026Classes about it as a cultural phenomenon? Or how-to classes? (I’ve taken neither, but I’m very curious…) 120
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026In transitional justice parlance this is referred to as “lustration”, and is a pretty common tool. It can be very useful if done carefully, but can also cause serious problems if not. bsky.app/profile/amrk... 031
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026Bird, I think. It’s hard to say for sure, but it looks like it has round pupils, which would rule out a goat. 122
David Raikow @david.raikow.online · 30/09/2026What kind of help/support does the Cornell victim need right now? (Honest question. I genuinely don’t know.) Entirely possible they “doxxed” someone other than the victim; what kind of help/support does that person need, if so? 031