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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Also, if depression is enough to label you a 'misfit' and isolate you from regular society, then I & everyone else here are f**ked.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The doll is on the island because she became depressed that her owner got rid of her. But since that's an internal struggle, how did she get there? Did she check herself in like it's rehab? Or if her owner did & is aware of her sentience, then like wtf.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Still can't figure out whether the Island of Misfit Toys toys from Rudolph obey Toy Story rules.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Please let this mean I'm not perpetually tired and nauseous anymore. We'll see. Still on painkillers and bed rest. Thanks for reading my family X-mas card. Ho ho ho. 🎄💉

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I'm going to be fine. They found a lump in my colon, so a couple weeks ago I had laproscopic surgery to remove about a third of my colon and the attached lymph nodes. Pathology showed high-grade dysplasia - which can mature into cancer if left untouched - but that's it.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Goodbye 2025, you malevolent scumbag. I was diagnosed with anemia, which led to a colon cancer scare. Never been so bereft of motivation to get out of bed in my life.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I'm tired of being tired 💀

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Poor little guy is severely hungover

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I can't stop being angry at that Samsnug commercial where the 20-something guy wakes up in a large bedroom at 8:00, goes on a morning run at 8:30, and has a "team meeting" scheduled for 10:00. Life ain't that luxurious for us not-morning people.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

'm back! (sung to the tune of MMMBop)

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I could really use a motivational playlist of "opening montage scene where main character gets ready in the morning" songs.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I saw this button the other day. Surely there's an amazing pun here somewhere, but it eludes me.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I have 50 bsky followers. Where's my affiliate? >:(

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Last-minute reminder to donate to your favorite trusted charities for the 2024 year!

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

String Cheese is the winner! She's so tiny.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

They've been fighting over who gets to gnaw my eyelids out all morning :3

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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

me narrowing my eyes at 2025 like

David Lynch on set speaking into a megaphone, captioned “Okay, let’s try that again, but this time good.”

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I didn't know Nosferatu growing up. Once, I saw a license plate say NOS4R2 and thought it was a campaign to give R2-D2 a nose.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

What was the "beer before egg nog" rhyme again?

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Starting to get sick of that pop-up window that says "You're leaving the mission area!" whenever I take a bathroom break at work.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I want my eternal legacy to be like how they do it in Breath of the Wild. Name a random-ass hill after me but with 1 or 2 misspellings.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

On my way to go PBBZBBTHBTHBP in front of hundreds of senior citizens for two hours.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The cat has spoken: my right shoe is worthy of noms, but my left shoe is REALLY worthy of noms.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Autocorrect is a human right.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

In King of the Hill, there are three Boomhauers. Some episodes have one Boomhauer, others have the third Boomhauer. They never show the second Boomhauer.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Nobody took the bait, grrrrr.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"But David, the Tin Man was the one that didn't have the heart, not the Scarecrow." Correct. Anyone with a brain would know that.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I'm secretly the Scarecrow from Oz, but I don't have the heart to tell anybody.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

*checks notes* Kraven the Hunter.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

🎵 All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is nap! 🎵 Thank you, thank you. That song parody was based on me.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Serious question. How do I [verb] without [adverb] [ing-verb]? I don't want my [noun] to be [adjective] anymore.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I just said to my girlfriend, "I like Eminem." "I prefer skittles." "I meant the rapper." "Why would you eat the wrapper?" 🐢💨

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

May I never be a guy who walks into and out of a public bathroom having a loud conversation about switching to fiber optic.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Me when the ringing in my ears is a quarter tone, so I can't harmonize with it.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

You know what they say: Blueskies at night... afternoon delight.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Stealing another family dog for clout. Follow for more discrete aminal pics!

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Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved. We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My villain origin story would be just the plot of Morbius but I spend my whole life researching a cure for seasonal allergies. Hence, I become David the Living Snot Bubble.

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I'm character arcing so hard right now

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david_aux @david-aux.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Never mind I got it in 4 here's a dog (not my dog)

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