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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider

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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 19h
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Claude: Good catch!
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I forget to turn on Autopilot.
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Catfix Funny Computer Typing
ALT: Catfix Funny Computer Typing
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I inherited a new existing codebase. I asked Claude to review it and now it has PTSD.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What would happen if Trump decided to nuke Tehran right now? The world would be at war, but would he be removed from office? Think about it.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone else seen Bessent talk and think Will Ferrel would nail that impression?
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh herro!
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guy on a train reading a newspaper. In 2026.
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Moon Titan 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇦 @syntheticsymmetry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And shut down open source competition I'm sure has nothing to do with it.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can’t wait for this house of cards to go up in flames. Yes, we will all suffer.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Too many times people have tried to convince me their technical decision was handed to them ("they told me to do it this way") that turned out a total lie because they couldn't defend their decision.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heads up. If you're going to tell me there's a future in which programmers are no longer needed, I will no longer consider you technically capable.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surely one can design a datacenter that withstands tornados, right?
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There will be blood.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you’re trying to convince copilot that it’s wrong and it decides to build a throwaway project to check its own thesis.
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Run Lord Of The Rings
ALT: Run Lord Of The Rings
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Set theory makes this much more fun, as by default all undead are non-fictional unless otherwise specified!
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do you know what’s at the end of a rainbow? Rain.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Incoming press release by Dario Amodei claiming Anthropic has also been developing new viruses.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh noes.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
After spending two weeks on vacation in England, of course I have to encounter the rudest Brits at the Folkstone terminal...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Who in their right mind brings a six month old baby on a guided tour ina CAVE. smh
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oracle will be the Lehman Brothers of the AI bubble.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Being forced to work with an incompetent vibe-coder tells me I won't go hungry anytime soon.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My Orbitkey Kickstarter Edition finally gave out so I’m happy the new one arrived today.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
20 years old, I still think Casino Royale is the best Bond film.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Agentic engineering is so hot right now... I can feel it in my lap. Jeez.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now it won’t stop asking permissions.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm cooking.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TIL about this word: microcelebrity. It appears to refer to someone with a small but loyal fanbase.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I can’t stop thinking about Dennis Franz’s wife beater in Blow Out.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have no more faith in you.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can't wait for this heat wave to blow over so the news can go back to its regular fearmongering.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don’t do hackathons. I think they’re an indication of a toxic workplace.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Watching the LLM struggle to create a complicated SQL migration script from my vague prompt.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Current mood
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doorkeepersson.bsky.social @doorkeepersson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s a scam to install malware www.malwarebytes.com/cybersecurit...
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Fake CAPTCHA scams: how “I’m not a robot” installs malware
Fake CAPTCHA scams trick users with “I’m not a robot” tests to install malware and steal data. Learn warning signs and how to protect yourself online.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🥶
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me: /review my code GPT5.5: let me see what changes you made then read every file in your repo for shits ‘n giggles. Claude Opus: I see some files were changed but I don’t recall changing those, so let me revert those changes.
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Maarten Balliauw @maartenballiauw.be · 16/06/2026
Blogged: Discriminated unions in #csharp and #dotnet 11 (for real this time) blog.maartenballiauw.be/posts/2026-0...
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Discriminated unions in C# and .NET 11 (for real this time) | Maarten Balliauw {blog}
Back in 2023, I wrote about discriminated unions in C# and how C# developers had to work around the lack of language support using things like ASP.NET Core’s Results<> type or the OneOf NuGet pac...
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hot take: charge a car per minute of occupying a charging station, regardless of the cost of electricity. Say, 1€/m. You only need 15m to charge to full? That’ll be 15€. You leave your car standing there all afternoon? Pay up, hombre.
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Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider @davevde.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Had to explain to my son the absurd export restrictions on cryptography in the 90’s.
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