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Dave Schilling

@daveschilling.bsky.social
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Sorry, Knicks fans. It’s harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/sto…
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in. Yes, we’re talking about jorts. www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/sto…
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Seeing Gran Turismo in 4DX as God intended
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Can’t think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Read any good indictments lately?
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
It’s that time again.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
In the style of The Rolling Stones: 🎶Under my bum🎶
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.
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Scott Wampler @scottwampler.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
when you’ve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and “the pink room” hits the soundtrack
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
It’s almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/722030…
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TICKETS
come on now Los Angeles
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Movies!
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 03/07/2023
My delivery is here
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because I’m getting Facebook friend requests again.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-no…
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
When things are going great
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
What a sad day for Twitter to be broken
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
He’s never wrong
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but I’m old and need sleep.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
I don’t get much engagement here, so I don’t post often, but people keep following me. Truly a mystery.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
Honk honk motherfucker
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Buffalo sauce on wings tastes like puke and people who like it are sick freaks who like to eat puke
Guy standing up at public hearing by Norman Rockwell
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nighmare is over. I have launched a men's style newsletter. daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-to…
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Fox News covering the Trump indictment is like a screening of the Zapruder film at Lee Harvey Oswald’s house.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Just a suggestion! Oh is suggesting illegal now?!? (Yes.)
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Social media is just constant emotional whiplash
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
A second indictment has hit Donald Trump
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
I think it’s safe to say Donald Trump has the widest, flattest ass of all time. Perfect for kicking.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/06/2023
liv golf rizzed up the pga. is this anything
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
Niles Crane rizzed up Daphne Moon
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Cracking open a cold Robitussin, the official beverage of Pride Month
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
When the boys want you to roll but you just need to chill for the night.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
[infant DM chat] who up getting they bottle ate 😂😂😂
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/05/2023
There are 530 anti-trans bills moving, here's a digest of them to grasp the magnitude! Trans care bans for adults are a thing now. Bathroom and drag bans have proceeded. Blue states fight back. Subscribe to support my work. www.erininthemorning.com/p/drag-ban…
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Drag Bans Proliferate, Care Bans Too: The Anti-Trans Legislative Digest
Pride Month is approaching and people need to understand the laws that are targeting LGBTQ+ people. This legislative digest will help do that.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
When I try to escape the wheel of samsara and fail again because I desired it
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
will miss this kind of advertising when we move out of west hollywood
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Yo how do I get verified on this shit fr
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Should I cross post from Twitter or just post baller ass Austin Powers memes here?
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Why’d they make the wife look like a Klingon?
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Love this place. Basically empty, like a coffee shop that’s clearly a front for the Russian mob.
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Dave Schilling @daveschilling.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
What up nerds
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