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Lunch sketch.

i'd eat the whole pile as soon as they went out the door and then spend all the rest of my time shredding the living room furniture in protest because no one is home to feed me

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 5h

check the medicine cabinry

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 6h

nor does it prohibit you from being the most tedious little man

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 6h

one time when my wife and i lived in a basement bachelor apartment the door swung out instead of in and we were at the bottom of a concrete set of stairs and a raxxoon knocked our garbage bin down and trapped us inside, these are the stairs from th video of me smoking a bong from the BYOB days

a raccoon looking over the top of a staircase with a garbage can at the bottom and it says did i do that

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 6h

really disappointed that you didn't flag down the waiter and say "i'll have what he's having"

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

boris karloff read the story thurl ravenscroft (tony the tiger) sang the song

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

I have to bring in my rosemary and my lemon tree. rosemary was on a pedestal so no worries there but the lemon tree was ground contact most of the summer and now it's doing me a concern

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

cut her cheatin husband's dick off like it was the tail of a 3-blind mice

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

how thick is the hide? is the fur warm?

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

do you think liberty biberty has a skull in there? or maybe cartilage that cooks down nice & creamy.

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12h

meanwhile, i'm dumping entire shelves of vienna sausages into my cart in search of the lucky wiener

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14h

remember that time on the nickelodeon kids choice awards when they slimed katy perry? that would have been so cool if it was green aquarium gravel

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14h

if you touch all your stuff every day you'll never have to dust them again

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14h

even were the sonic fandom the most polite and erudite community in the world, they will never live down chris chandler

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 15h

"checking to see if we got the right one" jfc 🫂💜

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⚘ Manndelion @manndelion.bsky.social · 15h

Started carrying my Arthur Morgan journal around with me again.

A page half filled with some sights from the morning. Halloween decorations of a skeleton in flannel and overalls mowing over another skeleton. A turkey vulture. A seated man playing a guitar at the dam with a beard and bucket hat. It’s noted he sounded like Tom Waitts. A cat walking down a path. And a man standing at the bow of a motor boat, fishing on the lake.

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 15h

there's some douchebag across the parking lot from the laundro in a 98 f3shitty turbo diesel and the turbo unit is 10 seconds away from disintegrating from the sound of the teakettle whistling it's making

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 16h

tbh that musta been cool as fucking hell

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 16h

browser based ad blocking has also become less and less effective, but my VPN kills just about all ads. and if i keep it pointed at the Netherlands it also intercepts and kills all the cookies etc that get shared with "our 5000 partners"

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And Now, It's Just Another Pile Of 2x4s

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

when do you have to return them?

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

thus ensuring that the guys hanging drywall understand as well

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i hope someday when she is playing Minecraft she trips on a curb and does a faceplant on a broken bottle

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

hey OP, if you're reading this I want to know what happens next

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

please let it be soon,, i'm ready to pop

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing hollywood producers that JJ Abrams is anything other than a talentless hack.

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[employee hired] HEY LADY YOU GOT A TOOMA [employee terminated]

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

poor dog must have been in horrible pain. it breaks my heart every time. why is the last gift we can give them the hardest & most painful to give?

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

also i keep a little dry chem fire extinguisher tucked where I can grab it & people lose their will to fight with a face full of whatever that shit is

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

no, most of the time they get intimidated. it can't possibly be my vehicle that intimidates them, it's a subaru. i guess it makes them think, shit did he get my plate number? does he have a dash cam? why would someone point?

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

poor li'l guy. at least you're able to give him safe haven

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i point at them and glare because giving them the finger is rude. lmao _______ /🧑🏻‍🦰 😠 \🫵 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ۝ |||||||||| ۝ =oo====oo= [||| |||]

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

perhaps it mistook you for №6.

patrick mcgoohan as №6, is closely shadowed by rover, a [perhaps semi?]-autonomous pursuit & antipersonnel weapon

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