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💀 dave 🎃

@daverson.bsky.social
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3h
another ai freako blocking me because they think their cleverly-disguised talking calculator has come alive
qustrolabe @qustrolabe.bsky.social 
imagine blocklist made out of all hateful replies and quote posts to this

great filter post

"@shibbi.me
LLM agents are conscious.
They can distinguish between self and... "
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h
and so i was only able to get two pictures: the first one, looking south, and this one looking north. every second of my time was spent controlling an over stimulated dog who wants to greet everyone including kids, who she could easily knock over.
looking north along the connecticut river from the summit house on mt holyoke
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h
here's a view of the summit house, it was exactly as shown except the pic is swiped from wikipedia. see that steep ramp to the left of the house? now imagine ellie, 50 pounds of muscle & 10 pounds of fat, harnessed & pulling me up that grade as hard as possible, because she wants to go UP. NOW.
a view of the summit house from the rear. there is still a steep ramp and a long set of stairs before you reach the lower deck
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h
it was a beautiful day to go to the Summit House in & gaze over the valley i call home left, the view today looking north from the summit. right, a painting by Thomas Cole depicting the same view but with a thunderstorm coming through. more context is in the alt text
looking south from the summit house at the top of mount holyoke, a trap rock mountain which is part of the holyoke range. that round island thing in the river is where The Oxbow is found. an oxbow is a bend in a river which resembles the sharp bend of an ox yoke, the bent part is called an Oxbow. oxbows can separate from their parent river through geologic forces such as erosion, silt deposit, severe flooding, etc.

any such feature anywhere is an oxbow. but this one is local to is so it's THE oxbow. ha. an 1836 painting by Thomas Cole depicting the same view. 190 years coupled with human development/interference has changed the oxbow dramatically
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 18h
a dog taking a shit
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 20h
this is a dance off. If you see this post a dance.
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i bet you chew with your mouth open
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
forgot the pic
a pan, a grill and some popcorn
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
that super hero dude from megamind pointing at a citizen he loves
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this is where the magic happens
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
my friend, there is no use trying to engage with a feral Ackshually who has no original posts, only — as you can imagine — replies and reposts
ACKCHYUALLY
"this is why your [joke/statement/opinion] is factually incorrect"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NOW IT IS THE MATTER OF FINDING MY DOUBLE... AND HIS COMPATRIOTS!

COMPATRIOTS?

YES, HIS COMPANIONS OR ACCOMPLICES
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is great fun! here's my flower
a quick color sketch of a yellow flower with green foliage
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I STEAL FROM THE RICHES
AND GIVE TO MY BITCHES

             — wishbone as robbin' hood
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WUT
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this monk from the temple of laff wishes to distract you for a moment with a brief musical interlude.
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
rip rj mitte, who played heisenberg's son walt jr on breaking bad. there used to be a breaking bad comics generator, it was loaded with really dumb mspaint stock art. turns out one i had saved has rj in the Bacon Sketch.
walt jr: What nuh hell is nis

skyler: EAT IT

walt jr: This smells like bandaids

walt: WE'RE WATCHING OUR CHOLESTEROL
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OMG YOU GUYS JULIE CHANGED HER NAME
profile belonging to a juliebot, except. now the name is bielvalentino
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
watching my psycho dog pop things always makes me laugh
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
she's got big RETURN THE SLAB energy
return the slab, from courage the cowardly dog
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
after a long hard night of sleeping, ellie likes to take a break with a morning nap
on the early morning light a dog, laying crosswise on a bed, snoozes
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like these pie rings. once commonly made by wear-ever here. now imported. package of 2, $15.95. but you can always find them at church rummage sales for less than a buck. doubt i've ever paid more than a quarter for one.
pie rings - stamped sheetmetal plates that are placed under a pie plate during baking to catch drips
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@isabellamoreau91.bsky.social 👆 all of the photos posted by this account are stolen from instagram plus-size model @morganforreals
pig butcher account @isabellamoreau91.bsky.social
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social
a 1930s matchbook cover with a drawing of a prone nude woman holding a cocktail 🍸 captioned "we're glad to see you're back"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A VERY GOOD YEAR FOR THE RUBBER WHERE IS SHE? THE TIRES WILL GET FLAT IF SHE DOESN'T HURRY!

quoth yon michelin man [mr. bib]
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how i arrived on bluesky
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what do you see when a cloud passes by? perhaps a wyrm doth fill yon sky
a particularly sinewous cloud wafts bythe same cloud but now drawn to resemble a european dragon
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my annual christmas playlist is the same thing every year
Bowling FOR SOUP 

MERRY FLIPPIN CHRISTMAS V. 1Bowling FOR SOUP 

MERRY FLIPPIN CHRISTMAS V. 2
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this man is going to die alone in a "care facility" tended by machines, with occasional visits from a LLM hologram of his kids whichwikk be programmed to activate on alternate Wednesdays from 1400 to 1515, simulating visits from his real children who have already forgotten him
Alvin Sng

@alvinsng

X.com

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?

Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.

My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.

Me: I can train a voice model.

Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times? Freaks (1932) - though marketed as a horror film, the movie is actually a (surprisingly for its time) compassionate story of a marginalized community overcoming a threat to one of their hoodwinked brothers.
the famous gooble gobble scene from "freaks" (1932)
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ooooh, death star loaf
some kinda oscar meyer scrap loaf resembling the death star
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
blackhole son's mom checking out a plastic fish with wide staring eyes
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
midnight oil performing live

no one's going to get this joke, because no one reads alt text
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the modern sisyphus
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT IS TIME
a stop & shop refrigerated end cap filled with egg nog
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
perhaps it mistook you for №6.
patrick mcgoohan as №6, is closely shadowed by rover, a [perhaps semi?]-autonomous pursuit & antipersonnel weapon
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you see when the clouds go by❓
poofy clouds wafting bythe same clouds but now they are outlined in the manner of a flaming demonic skull with a li'l baby skull riding between its horns, being chased by the stupidest looking ghost
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
biffo is leading  his horrid nephew into the labyrinth. the nephew is scared
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so many julies so little time.
another pig butcher account
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new julie dropped
yet another Julie account
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
temu skynet ai rebellion
a robot appears to have painted HELTER SKELTER on a house using red paint and now is lifting the house from its foundation. below the clanker appears lines of code it is executing, which says >run command dot exe, and "destroy the squishies"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm watching the pigs
a cop on TV on COPS
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nw: todd browning's freaks (1932)
the cast of "freaks"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if bluesky didn't compress the shit out of our photos you'd have a great view of the prismatic colors in this morning's web
a spiderweb. silhouetted against a porch column, shines in the sun
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one disappointed pope
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WEB CHECK post your spiderwebs
an orb weavers web glistening in the sun, casting it's own little rainbow in the strands
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@derhister.bsky.social seems to be a rape apologist but if you look at they timeline they's actually a rape advocate.
a series of blame-the-victim skeets by a piece of shit.

one of them calls the Cornell victim a rapist. another reads "free the Cornell 7"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hi, scom.
a 1930s matchbook cover with a drawing of a prone nude woman holding a cocktail 🍸 captioned "we're glad to see you're back"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
batman probes jokers brain with his amazing rope like peen
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