💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3hanother ai freako blocking me because they think their cleverly-disguised talking calculator has come alive 030
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10hand so i was only able to get two pictures: the first one, looking south, and this one looking north. every second of my time was spent controlling an over stimulated dog who wants to greet everyone including kids, who she could easily knock over. 040
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10hhere's a view of the summit house, it was exactly as shown except the pic is swiped from wikipedia. see that steep ramp to the left of the house? now imagine ellie, 50 pounds of muscle & 10 pounds of fat, harnessed & pulling me up that grade as hard as possible, because she wants to go UP. NOW. 130
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10hit was a beautiful day to go to the Summit House in & gaze over the valley i call home left, the view today looking north from the summit. right, a painting by Thomas Cole depicting the same view but with a thunderstorm coming through. more context is in the alt text 190
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026my friend, there is no use trying to engage with a feral Ackshually who has no original posts, only — as you can imagine — replies and reposts 100
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026this monk from the temple of laff wishes to distract you for a moment with a brief musical interlude. 110
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026rip rj mitte, who played heisenberg's son walt jr on breaking bad. there used to be a breaking bad comics generator, it was loaded with really dumb mspaint stock art. turns out one i had saved has rj in the Bacon Sketch. 041
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026watching my psycho dog pop things always makes me laugh 190
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026after a long hard night of sleeping, ellie likes to take a break with a morning nap 2110
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026like these pie rings. once commonly made by wear-ever here. now imported. package of 2, $15.95. but you can always find them at church rummage sales for less than a buck. doubt i've ever paid more than a quarter for one. 070
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026@isabellamoreau91.bsky.social 👆 all of the photos posted by this account are stolen from instagram plus-size model @morganforreals 060
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what do you see when a cloud passes by? perhaps a wyrm doth fill yon sky 060
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my annual christmas playlist is the same thing every year 110
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this man is going to die alone in a "care facility" tended by machines, with occasional visits from a LLM hologram of his kids whichwikk be programmed to activate on alternate Wednesdays from 1400 to 1515, simulating visits from his real children who have already forgotten him 250
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times? Freaks (1932) - though marketed as a horror film, the movie is actually a (surprisingly for its time) compassionate story of a marginalized community overcoming a threat to one of their hoodwinked brothers. 1110
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if bluesky didn't compress the shit out of our photos you'd have a great view of the prismatic colors in this morning's web 0151
💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@derhister.bsky.social seems to be a rape apologist but if you look at they timeline they's actually a rape advocate. 172