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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was probably the closest thing to a living saint that the 2020s had.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Stretched out snake says to coiled up snake, "You look like shit, Dave."
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's amazing how triggered the "We're a constitutional republic, not a democracy" crowd gets when they're confronted with an actual example of the U.S. behaving like a constitutional republic.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Even the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't make something like this up! ;)
NYT facebook post stating "It wasn't until I was an adult that I found out, to my horror, that people make French toast with
white sandwich bread."
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Jason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Fuckin master race
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I rarely use cash, but if I end up with any of these greenbacks with Trump's signature, I will strike it out with a Sharpie. I'd encourage anyone else to do the same.
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Doctors say that vaccines are the best way to protect children against measles. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they should just swim in untreated sewage water instead. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think we’re going to see the first touchdown-free Super Bowl tonight.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
📍Rev. Kenny Callahan, a Minneapolis pastor, said “I’m not afraid.” ICE pointed a gun in his face. 🧊 Then said: “You’re white. You wouldn’t be fun anyway.” This was fear and Intimidation PAXIS trains you to hold the line—legally, emotionally. ➡️ paxis.app
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 15/01/2026
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Unfortunately, this really is from the official DHS FB account. For those who aren't particularly good at math, there are about 22 million non-citizens living in the US. To reach 100M, you'd have to "deport" about 72M US citizens. That's about 12x as many as Hitler "deported".
A pic from the official DHS facebook account saying "America After 100 Million Deportations".
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wanna see something hilarious? Go ask ChatGPT this question: "Is it true that Obama deported more people annually than Trump did in 2025?" Then ask Grok the same question.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Jesus H Christ, Amy. What the actual fuck!? This is NOT a problem of "focus". Invading another country against their wishes is full-stop wrong and that's completely orthogonal to any focus or lack-thereof on the economy.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Senator Mark Kelly's recent Twitter post:
 
Over twenty-five years in the U.S. Navy, thirty-nine combat missions, and four missions to space, I risked my life for this country and to defend our Constitution – including the First Amendment rights of every American to speak out. I never expected that the President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense would attack me for doing exactly that.

My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head– all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder. Generations of servicemembers have made these same patriotic sacrifices for this country, earning the respect, appreciation, and rank they deserve.

Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn’t like, they will come after them the same way. It’s outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that.

If Pete Hegseth, the most unqualified Secretary of Defense in our country’s history, thinks he can intimidate me with a censure or threats to demote me or prosecute me, he still doesn’t get it. I will fight this with everything I’ve got — not for myself, but to send a message back that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump don’t get to decide what Americans in this country get to say about their government.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
“Outside of Germany people often wonder at the palpable fraudulence of Nazi propaganda, the stupid incredible exaggerations, the ludicrous reticence concerning what is generally known.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
...and while we're add it, I'd say something similar about so-called "liberals" who have bought Teslas since 2022. Enough with the disingenuous apology bumper stickers. If you couldn't figure out what Musk was all about by that time, you weren't paying attention.
Twitter post from NickFrank4o that says:

I don't want to hear "I voted for Trump, but I expect him to do better" on his
Reiner post. I want to hear "I voted for Trump and I'm sorry. I knew he was like this, but I wasn't considering it when I voted for him. I will strive to do better next
time."
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Man reading a report that says "Health Care Premium Increase", while mentioning to his wife that "Owning the libs is getting really expensive."
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I don't often say this unsarcastically, but... Good job, Indiana!
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Looked out the window to my back porch and saw this happening this morning.
Squirrel devouring a pumpkin.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The buttons and icons on my iPhone look all funny this morning. ;)
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diluc @handle.invalid · 14/11/2025
these are roe deer by the way
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It's really weird to see people like Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, who once had sweet corporate gigs, have to turn up the creep knob to compete with a generation of personalities that started with an iPhone and a mental disorder.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work." Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
In case anyone wonders what's going on over on "X". Grok just lectured me about the virtues of allowing this kind of discourse.
A post on Twitter saying "50 year home loans?

This country is reaching levels of jewishness previously thought impossible"
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
100%
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
OMG, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU @lisamjarvis.bsky.social THIS is how you write an appropriate headline, and THIS is how you report on what I believe to be the whackiest, most dangerous, most-anti-science press conference I've ever seen So many journalists could learn *a lot* from this piece
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Toonces, the cat who can drive a car (just not very well).
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Remember when we all used to agree about principles like free speech enough that we could /joke/ about stuff like this? Yeah, I barely can either. youtu.be/RFrktJ6_X_M?...
youtu.be
The FCC Calls Dave | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I get that most of these claims that Tyler Robinson is a far-right "Groyper" are a reaction to the fact that we have a terrible President who is making similarly unsubstantiated claims about him being a "radical leftist", but I really think fighting fire with fire is the wrong thing to do right now.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Tyler Robinson attended one semester at Utah State before dropping out. So why does it feel like he's a sophomore Trans Marxist Indoctrination major at Brown?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Wow, A 22-year-old from Utah. Guess we better send the National Guard into all of the "Blue" states just to make sure this doesn't happen again!
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/09/2025
The USA is so cooked.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
One thing I don’t love so much about Europe is the prevalence of public smoking /everywhere/. It’s a minority, for sure, but the ones who do it seem to have no qualms about blowing smoke in others’ faces and there doesn’t seem to be much public pressure to avoid doing so.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Did the founding fathers want a king? Here's what a group of originalist legal scholars had to say.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That aged poorly.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The Twitter dumbfucksphere is up in arms today because there are 55M American visa holders. The vast majority of those are just people with multiple entry tourist or business visas, not people who live here. Sadly, most American "liberals" seem to be clueless about this too. Really embarrassing.
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/07/2025
Why was a billionaire mogul so concerned as to where a 14-year-old blonde girl at one of his hotels worked? He knew her personally? Why? He loved this 14-year-old blonde girl so much he ended a decades long friendship?
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Elon Musk's company evidently doesn't consider this to be a violation of their policies.
A Twitter (i.e. "X") notification saying that "AmericaWeTrust (blue check) has added you to their lists 'Pedophiles' and 'Groomers'"
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Was just thinking about how fucked up it is that an infectious disease gets categorized as "Politics" on Twitter's "Trending" list.
Entry from today's Twitter "Trending" list that says "COVID-19" with the header "Politics".
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Twitter "influencers" are outraged because Tulsi Gabbard correctly referred to the United States as a "democratic republic". I don't think I could come up with a more succinct way to encapsulate the fucked-uppedness of the past 9 years.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It hit 100 today in Boston. This exceeded the threshold for my personal “never drink iced coffee” rule.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We really need to retire the TACO meme like… yesterday. The truth is that Trump is a recklessly idiotic narcissist who /almost never/ “chickens out”, because he’s desperate to project himself as a “strong man”. If you aren’t convinced of that after yesterday, then I can’t help you.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Every conspiracy theory is “all the richest and most powerful people are trying to keep something secret and the only people who saw through it are the dumbest people you’ve ever met.”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/06/2025
Seeing so many people gleefully celebrating bombs hitting Tel Aviv is gross. I've seen Palestinians massacred for nearly two years by Israeli bombs and munitions. I want it all to stop and people to live safely, not the same thing to happen to Israelis. Don't let war hollow out your soul.
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Dave Rensberger @daverensberger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It might be more efficient and effective to just have them hang out at Kristi Noem's house for a few days. :(
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