VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - United States President Donald Trump has blasted Canada’s recent cozying up to the European Union, going as far as to say that forging the new partnership is tantamount to picking o...

Alt: Shoresy Asks 'Fer What?!'

OTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal...

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ALT: The Orville: Ed Mercer's 'Go Dolly' Moment

OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...

ALT: Intense Forest Fire Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US Treasury Department has unveiled its own unique one dollar coin, officially nicknamed the “Loony.”

Alt: Pissed off cobra chicken ready to fuck this fucking guy up.

ICE agents are claiming Lorenzo Salgado Araujo attacked them. That’s not what the latest video footage shows.